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The story of carpenter and blacksmith

As the saying goes, "long carpenter, short blacksmith". It means that when a carpenter cuts materials, he always saws the blank longer; The blacksmith always makes the blank shorter when cutting.

One day, the blacksmith's workshop scolded the carpenter and said, "Why did you keep the materials for so long?" This is not a waste! " '

The carpenter said, "After sawing, it's just right."

The blacksmith said, "What a shame! You make the parts shorter; It burns red in the fire, and it will be forged in a few hammers! "

The carpenter said, "dear sir, you may be a good cook in your blacksmith's workshop;" But to command us carpenters, you'd better learn some basic knowledge of carpentry. Otherwise, talking nonsense all the time is a joke! "

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