Autumn is coming. Make sentences with autumn trousers to see who is the funniest.

(1) Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, and it is foolish not to wear long pants; Two orioles sing green willows, and I don't even have long trousers; Where there is no grass in the world, it is difficult to find it without wearing long pants; Qian Shan Wanshui is always in love, and it is really impossible not to wear long pants; Listening to the sounds of nature, I put on long pants and went on stage; Please scream if you like me, and applaud if you wear long pants.

(2) Why do boys wear long trousers as hooligans and girls wear long trousers as stockings? Why is it not normal for boys to wear boxer shorts and girls to wear hot pants in the street? Why do boys wear vests and their superiors are arms, while girls wear vests and suspenders? Why ah! Why!

(3) The coldest is not winter, but the fading without wearing long pants in early winter; The warmest thing is not the short message, but the heart that is still happy in early winter; The happiest thing is not the day, but you who are blessed in the early winter!