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Jiayou Ma Lao composition
I have my mother's composition 1 at home! Every family has its own problems, and my family is no exception. My mother is good at everything. She goes to the kitchen under the hall and has a bad habit, which gives me a headache-forgetfulness.
(1) Forget things
"Oh my God! My new perfume is missing. It was here yesterday. How come it's gone today! " Mom shouted at the top of her voice, "Baby, help me find it!" " "I sighed and asked," Mom, think about it, did you put the perfume somewhere else yesterday! " "Mom rubbed her head with her hand. After a while, she shook her head and said smartly, "Oh, whatever, mom is out!" " "
I was rummaging around the room, worried that my mother would not be able to do it when she came back, when the phone rang. It turns out that mom found perfume in her bag. However, the key is gone again. Let me help her find it. I resisted the urge to roll my eyes and almost searched the whole house, but I couldn't find the key!
Then, I started a carpet search again, even under the bed. I sat on the ground in dismay. Gee, I haven't rummaged through my closet yet. Just as I was thinking, the phone rang again. Mom reminded me that maybe the key is in my pocket.
I rushed to the closet, turned left and right, and finally found it in my mother's pajamas pocket!
(2) Forgetting words
I was going to go home today and ask my mother to pick me up. I had a good chat with my mother on the phone. Unexpectedly, I waited downstairs for half an hour and didn't see my mother. I called again, and my mother stammered, "I ... forgot!" "
Hey! This is my mother, funny and forgetful. But in any case, my mother will always be the best mother in my heart.
What should your mother look like? Probably all gentle, virtuous and kind? My mother, however, is strict, rude and moody, but it is this "abnormal" character that makes my mother completely different from other people's mothers.
Mom has heavy eyebrows and big eyes, and her oval face is thin and long, which is not round at all. It turned out that a twisted "instant noodle" was straightened by my mother and turned into a "yellow waterfall". Why? Dye your hair yellow. Mom seems to have a good temper, smiling at outsiders, but only "ferocious" when she gets home! Last time my sister didn't do well in the exam, I was almost mad at my mother! So every day, my mother's "carrot and stick" and "cajoling and scaring" make my sister's grades improve a lot. At the end of the semester, my sister also got a red certificate.
What I admire most is my mother's big head like a treasure chest. I have any problems, put them in my mother's mind, and work out the answers in the calculation process, which is particularly detailed, so as to ensure that you are unambiguous at first glance. Mom is a math teacher, so you will think that she has no problem with math problems.
However, my mother's memory is also super good! English words are recited faster than me and remembered better than me. I even suspect that my mother was an English mathematician in her last life. Mom can't speak Chinese, and the tone and dialect of Mandarin make people want to laugh. )
Mother loves cleaning, too, and mops the floor all day. If it is a weekend, you may spend half of your day cleaning and washing clothes. So my family changed mops quickly, and the highest record was to change three mops a year.
You said, I have such an unusual mother, what is not enough? Do you envy me?
There is mother's composition at home. 3 "The photos taken yesterday came out today!" I said excitedly. We are going to hang the photos on the wall.
Dad was about to hang the photo, but mom said below, "Oh dear!" " No, no, a little to the right, no, a little to the left ... "
This little thing took us two hours. What an obsessive-compulsive mom!
One sunny morning, I was doing my homework in my room. I saw my mother washing clothes on the balcony through the glass. After washing once, my mother found that there were still stains on the clothes. I frowned, my eyes stared, my hair shook and I washed it again in the blink of an eye. But I still found some stains on my clothes and washed them back and forth four times. She is now beginning to suspect that it is the laundry detergent, so the bottle of laundry detergent has been "heroically sacrificed". Because at that time, I saw my mother absorbed in reading, and I didn't finish my homework, so my mother cleaned it up.
I clearly remember another time, my exercise book had no cover, which caused the corner of the book to roll up. I quickly hid my exercise book for fear that my obsessive-compulsive mother would find out and do something. It's a pity that I can hide for a while, but not for a lifetime. My mother found it when she was checking my homework!
"How did your book corner roll like this? Hurry up and lift the bed and flatten the corner of the book. " Lift the bed. Well, that's the only way!
I lift the bed with my mother. Now, I gently kick the exercise book to the corner of the bed and hold it down.
An hour, two hours ... six hours later, I took out my exercise book. Hey, as good as new!
This is my obsessive-compulsive mother, who arranges almost everything at home. I know she will be very tired, so just today, I want to say to my mother affectionately: Happy Mother's Day, mom!
My mother is chubby and round, like jiaozi, and she looks good when she smiles. Of course, her chubby figure is mainly due to her delicious food.
Dad is a teacher who looks like a chef. I suspect that he graduated from cooking school. Every meal, he will cook many delicious meals, of course, this is mainly to supplement the nutrition of my hard study. However, this obviously seduced mom. No matter what she is doing, as soon as her father's cooking comes out, she immediately flatters her and mutters, "I have to go and see if my daughter is delicious?" Say that finish, I quickly crowded a few, nodding while eating. "Not bad, this craft has improved today!" I tasted a few dishes, just got home from school, and sat down to eat.
At this time, my mother squinted and smiled into a flower. "There is meat to eat with Brother Tian!" A teasing made Oda and Laotian laugh, and the atmosphere of family dinner immediately "exploded". At this time, my mother put away her smile, threw off her cheeks and ate, completely ignoring the feelings of the chef and the guest. Dad touched me. "Silly girl, eat quickly. If you don't eat, you have nothing! " "We are all scrambling to eat like games. I just ate half a full meal when my mother put down her chopsticks and said with a smile, "This meal is an exam. You can't hesitate You should aim at the essence of the dish and kill the enemy with one move. "Only mother can talk about the philosophy of eating.
After dinner, tidy up, turn on the TV and watch the news broadcast. At this moment, I suddenly heard the crisp sound of "Chen Wenjing" and looked up. God, my mother ate a bag of potato chips with relish. No, I must do my duty as a daughter to stop her provocative behavior towards obesity. I just ran over, and my mother held the potato chips in her arms like a child, turned around, changed her posture and continued to munch.
My foodie mother, when will you grow up!
There is one mother in my family and five mothers in my family. I'm thirty-eight. I'm not old, and my mind is not small. I also followed the trend, what air bangs, French scrolls ... can be described as modern "low ambition." With eighteen years of parenting experience, my mother also created her own secret book-clairaudient.
Speaking of our family, my mother can occupy an important position-the master, dominating the world, and any movement can not escape her ears. That night, my mother pressed me on the piano bench under the banner of "cherish time" as usual: "Practice the piano seriously, I'm going to fold clothes." "Well, there is more than half of the homework left, and after practicing the piano, the state says that primary school students can't sleep less than 10 hour ..." Seeing that my mother had gone away, I couldn't help secretly muttering. Unexpectedly, a scary "magic" voice came from behind: "You-say-what-Yao-"Oh, my God, you can hear this! "No, no, nothing!" "Play the piano well, you know!" Listening to the high-pitched female voice fading away, I secretly dare to breathe a sigh of relief.
How dare I disobey the "imperial edict" when my mother leads the army? You can only put your hand on the keys. What can you say? An hour of daily practice began, "arpeggio, third finger, scratch, fifth chord ..." Play again and again, hitting the "mine-prone area"-the most difficult part of the whole song, anyway, mom is not here, steal some laziness! Halfway through the song, there was another coloratura soprano in the bedroom-"Chen Yiman, where is the play?" Why did the arpeggio play wrong again? "This decibel makes me shudder in the hot summer. Oh, my God! The piano room is separated from the bedroom by the hall!
This is my 38-year-old mother's "heroic deeds"! Hey hey, isn't it true? Girl, what are you talking about? No, mom's here. Run!
My mother is a very fat person and thinks she is slim. So she often plays a lot of jokes.
One day, she bought a sapphire skirt, which was beautiful and gave off a faint fragrance. I liked it very much, so I asked her, "Mom, who did you buy it for? Without looking up, she said, "For your beautiful and charming mother, of course! "Dad sprayed all the tea he just drank, and it was a lot easier for me to sit next to my father. Mom ignored dad and went straight into the room to "do it".
After a long time, my mother walked out of the room slowly. "ah! Ghosts! I want to run away from home while using my "high decibel" (my mother is a descendant of the works of lion roar, and I have a little inheritance). A talon grabbed me by the collar and threw me hard on the soft sofa. When I looked intently, it turned out that the "devil" was my mother! I saw that her eyes were covered with purple eye shadow, and the lipstick on her lips was brighter than the red flag. Her sapphire skirt doesn't fit at all, and her fat body is crowded behind it! I couldn't help laughing and asked my mother, "why are you pretending to be scary in broad daylight?" """Shut up! How dare you speak ill of me like that? Bad thing! Punish you for not eating braised pork today! My mother told me seriously. "Well, don't be hard on Happy Bird (my screen name). Besides, you looked really scary just now. Dad is interceding for me. Yes! I have hope! "no! The fish is starting to stink! Be careful of you! My mother said. Hey, if you eat less, you will "lose weight" (but I am already thin enough)! It is really "it is not peaceful to have a mother at home"!
Speaking of the third child, you will never think that this is my brother or sister. The third is an important person in our family.
The third child is not tall, but his chubby body has a thin face, a pair of big watery eyes, a very separate nose under his eyes and a glib mouth. The fly in the ointment is that the third child has some potholes on his face, and the third child who loves beauty attaches great importance to it. He has been to all beauty salons and used all available masks, but it has no effect at all. So I call her sister Chang 'e (because Chang 'e lives on the moon, which has craters). In order not to be surpassed, she called me Xiaoyue Rabbit (Chang 'e's pet).
The third child's temper is like a magician, which makes me and the boss unpredictable. When I finish my homework on time, she always smiles and agrees to my request. Once, I asked my boss to buy me a Mickey Mouse balloon to hold, which made the children around me envious. And when I made a mistake but didn't admit it, it only took a blink of an eye to go from kindness to volcanic eruption.
The third child attaches great importance to my education. When I was three years old, she gave me a set of Pinocchio on the grounds that I would like it when I grew up. I really like it when I grow up. Since this book, I have read many books, such as The Journey to the West, A Dream of Red Mansions, Spring of the Stars and so on. Old three praised me as a nerd.
Old three brought me delicious food when I was hungry; Send me warm water to quench my thirst when I am thirsty. Once, the title of my composition was "My Heart for XX". I couldn't write it, so I asked my third child. The third child said seriously: you can write down what you are usually embarrassed to say to me! I understood at once that I finished the homework quickly and well.
At this point, do you understand who is the third child? Surprisingly, the third child is my mother!
There is mother's composition at home. Girl, your brother's handwriting has improved a lot since you bought the magic board! As soon as I heard the high decibel voice and exaggeration, I knew that my mother had an exaggeration problem. I have only practiced for a few days, and the progress I have made is far from what my mother said. My mother told my sister that she was going to "overload training" again. If you want to say her "biggest feature", it is that she loves to use a magnifying glass.
In fact, my mother not only often praises me in front of others, but also often exaggerates to deal with my laziness. The following example is proof:
That time, I was sleeping soundly, and suddenly my mother's cry came: "Son, it's 7: 30, you will be late for school!" " "As soon as I heard this, I got dressed ten times faster than usual. I was about to run to school when I heard my mother laughing. I looked at my watch. Hey, why is it half past six? Alas, I was cheated by my mother's exaggeration again. I have no choice but to say goodbye to my bed.
Also, in fact, in daily life, my mother sometimes uses her "killer"-exaggeration to express her inner anxiety. The following things are proof:
That time, I came home from school and got stuck in a traffic jam for a while. When I got home, my mother yelled at me, "You child, I waited for hours, and you didn't come back until now." What's going on ... "Actually, I was only ten minutes late, but my mother exaggerated it with a" super magnifying glass ". Because my mother was really noisy, I started my protective stunt "noisy"
In fact, there are many such things, one after another, all with exaggerated mother history!
Listen, the crack from the living room must be that my mother's eating machine has started again. I saw my mother sitting lazily on the sofa, her legs crossed, her head slightly raised, and two fleshy hands grabbed the potato chips I just bought yesterday, throwing a piece into her mouth from time to time and eating slowly. Wait! This is my potato chips! "You can eat leisurely enough!" I snorted contemptuously. My mother replied, "Hey, do you want to eat?" After that, she continued to eat. She half narrowed her eyes, and her heavy eyebrows, similar to those of crayon Xiao Xin, turned up. Her chin rises and falls with the movement of her mouth, and a pig leg shakes twice from time to time. This image is a hundred thousand miles away from my mother who usually works!
My mother ate all the potato chips at once. But mom's stomach seems to be a bottomless pit, and a bag of small potato chips is not enough to plug her teeth! Her little squints first scanned the room like a radar. "Find the target!" My mother immediately found the QQ candy in my hand, just like an old cat found a small fish, and her eyes shone straight. That little mouth seems to be drooling at once. Boss Zhang said to me, "Baby, how about I exchange my notebook for QQ candy with you?" "good!" Before my voice fell, she grabbed the QQ candy, lifted her eyelids, raised her mouth slightly, and gave me a sly smile, like a sly old fox. Only then did I know: alas! Cheated!
Look at this mother who is eating QQ candy. My heart is so helpless ... "Mom! It's time to lose weight! " Mother retorted, "Is Yang Guifei fat? She is still a beautiful girl! " Yo, why are you so free and easy now?
My mother is all right except that she can't keep her mouth shut. She seldom goes home at ordinary times. As soon as she got home, she let her grandmother eat all kinds of food. In my eyes, she is a foodie. Every time she sees her weight gain, she asks me to remind her to pay attention to her diet, but when I do remind her, she always turns a deaf ear.
After a while, my mother licked her lips and asked, "Is there anything else?" I stared at her and thought, hey! Mom! Where can I get your snacks? You are really suffering from eating goods!
There is a mother's composition 10. There are three people in our family. My mother is the most unyielding and beautiful.
Look! Who is that busy man in the kitchen? Just mom! Golden curly hair is draped behind my back, bright big eyes and cherry-like mouth. This is the most beautiful face in my eyes. Mom is a good cook. Zhajiang Noodles's fish-flavored shredded pork and sweet and sour pork tenderloin can't beat her. Sometimes, before dinner time, I can't help but drool at the thought of my mother's cooking.
However, the mother's mood and the doll's face always change. One minute you may be smiling, and the next you will be furious. This change is unpredictable. No, my mom asked my dad to play outside, and my dad couldn't go because of something. My mother's face immediately darkened and put on a poker face, as if it were going to rain. When my father saw that the situation was not good, he ran to comfort my mother and explained it for a long time before my mother recovered. Sometimes, it's the other way around. For example, the last time my father suddenly promised to go shopping with my mother, he also took me. Not only that, he didn't buy some clothes for my mother. This time, the unhappy mother doing housework at home suddenly turned into a sunny, beloved and blooming face. Seeing this, do you think my mother is very headstrong?
Actually, my mother is very serious about my study. She made me understand every problem I didn't understand and delved into it with me. I really appreciate this attitude and am determined to learn from my mother. Usually, my mother is also a person who likes to learn new knowledge. No, she's sitting next to me, and she's reading a thick book, Twenty-five History, and she must look up words she doesn't know in the dictionary.
Mom also understands. When I am tired of studying, my mother will take me out to relax, barbecue or travel. My mother will praise me for doing well in the exam, but tell me not to be proud. When I don't do well in the exam, she will sit down with me to analyze the reasons for my mistakes and encourage me. This is my good mother.
Hey! It's so happy to have such a mother at home!
Home has a mother's composition 1 1 what? Mama Xia? Mama Xia? You heard me right! It's mom. There are Iron Man, Batman and Green Lantern. Why can't you have a mother? This mother is in my house. What? You said you would show it to me? Ok, I'll take you to see "brave" mother Xia!
One of Xia's "brave" skills: going to school.
Mother Xia has a cram school, and she knows what students need to practice and make up. In every exam, her students are among the best. The students she has taught are full of peaches and plums. You can go to Suxi Primary School to see who doesn't know this old lady.
Summer mother's "brave" trick 2: into the kitchen
Speaking of summer mom, she is a famous "top western chef" in our family (because she is the only one who can cook western food)! If you come to my house, haha! Then you will have the luck to eat! Serve "signature delicious black pepper steak"! As soon as the delicious steak was served, the smell filled the whole room. Don't say eat, just look at it, and you're already "salivating". Black steak, yellow corn and green beans, with distinct colors. Take a bite, the secret black pepper sauce is blended into the delicious steak, and people can't help but admire: "Ah, it's delicious!" Why do I feel like an advertiser? )
Mother Xia's "Brave" Trick 3: Writing Articles
Mom's articles are often published in newspapers and magazines, and all major newspapers ask her to write articles. What? You need an article, hahaha! You found the right person! I saw mother Xia took out her weapon: a pen, and an article came out with a wave of her hand on the paper! Hahahaha "If you want to write a good article, ask Xia Mama!"
Haha, this is my mother Xia. You must have a "brave" mother like Xia around you!
There is a mother's composition at home 12 "Lin Run, get up! Dress and wash, or you will be late ... "Alas, in the early morning, Xiangxiang's dream was driven away by her mother's nagging before she could remember it.
My mother likes to nag, eat, drink and study at Lazar's house, which makes my head grow bigger every day. Well, when I came home from work at noon, my mother went straight to the kitchen, but she was busy cooking and kept nagging: "Lin Run, tell my mother what was so happy at school this morning?" Are there any new gains in your study? "I was absorbed in reading Robinson Crusoe, but my mother didn't hear my answer. She poked her head out of the kitchen and saw me swimming in the sea of books again. She kept nagging: "Take a break, bookworm, don't look, your eyes will be broken." ...
Look at the green trees outside the window and relax ... "
I was reading with relish when my thoughts were suddenly interrupted. I have no choice. I have to say, "Mom, will you stop nagging?" How annoying! "Who knows my voice just fell, my mother rushed out of the kitchen with a face of anger, holding a plate in her left hand and a shovel in her right hand, and gave me a hard lesson:" What's the matter, mom can't say anything about you! You have become a "four-eyed wolf". Isn't it good for your mother to do this? What if my eyes are broken? "When I saw my mother's appearance was really funny, I couldn't help laughing with a splash. My mother was even more angry when she saw me smirking: "Why, mom and dad worked hard to raise you, but all the hard work was for you. But what about you? What's your attitude towards your mother ... "After nagging for about ten minutes, suddenly, there was a burning smell in the kitchen." Ah! No, I forgot to turn off the fire! "Mom shouted, turned and rushed to the kitchen. Anyway, my ears can finally rest. ...
This is my nagging mother. In fact, I know better than anyone: my mother's nagging loves my son deeply, and I thrive in her nagging. It is a treasure to have a nagging mother at home. I won't let my mother down, I will be her pride!
At the end of last semester, my physical examination report was sent out. I'll take it back to my mother. When my mother saw it, she stared at me and said, "Look, obesity, is this too big for such a heavy girl?" Before dinner in the evening, my mother said solemnly, "I declare that the most important thing in our family now is-""What is it!" I interrupted my mother's words with great anxiety. "Say it quickly!" My mother poured half of my meal and added, "Just lose weight!" I almost fainted on the spot.
Because of this, my mother also made the so-called "devil's weight loss plan": running, bending, splitting, leg lifting and circulating in the air every day. ""you want to kill me! " I screamed. Mom said, "Then I will practice with you! "
Since then, my mother has started running with me every day to reduce my appetite. Every exercise makes me breathless. What's even more ridiculous is that my mother bought me a machine to weigh myself after exercise every day, saying it was the result of the examination.
The most tiring thing is to divide before going to bed. "The die fork is not straight, and the vertical fork is not pressed down." Every time I part, I hug my mother's neck and split my legs. Sometimes when my mother sees that I can't cut it, she will crush it. "It hurts!" I shouted. Mother said, "Kill the pig, don't shout, the neighbors will wake up." Sometimes I just put my arm around my mother's neck and split it. My mother is often dragged down on the bed by me, laughing. After what my mother called "devil-like" training. I'm losing weight and my figure is much better.
Look, this is my mother.
My mother is a very fickle person.
Forget it, let's see what my mother looks like: she has big eyes, a straight nose and a small and exquisite mouth. She also has messy and beautiful long brown hair, which makes me my favorite mother.
Conan's mother.
I remember once, my mother bought me a set of exercises, and I wrote a page with great care. I checked it over and over again. When I went to show it to my mother in high spirits, my God, I left an oral question, which was a very simple one. I looked into my mother's eyes as if to say: there is only one truth, you didn't check it carefully! Desperate, I went back to my room and looked at the test paper, and an idea rose in my heart: I can't lose, I want to fight with my mother to the end!
So, I took a paper and did it in front of my mother. As I expected, it was finished in half an hour, and the grade was still 100. I am very happy. Come to think of it, "Conan" mother is not so annoying. Because, she taught me to keep working, so everything will be fine.
"fickle" mother
My mother has one besides sharp eyes, so don't guess. This is fickle. Don't believe it? One by one, listen to me.
When I was in the third grade, my mother asked me to clean the whole house. I replied: Why don't you clean so many places yourself? My voice did not fall, and I suddenly felt a dark cloud overhead. My smiling mother turned sunny to cloudy in a blink of an eye. I was helpless, but what can I do? I have to clean it up. Clean up early and call it a day.
"anime fan" mom.
She is like Conan, Cherry Maruko, Crayon Shinchan coming out of anime ... She always says, "Your mother, she is from ancient times, so you should be obedient, or I will wear it back." At the moment, my inner monologue is: Mom, you have watched too many costume dramas! I was forced to do nothing.
A few months ago, my mother was reading in bed and I was reviewing. You'll never guess that she has a cartoon now. I was drunk, too.
This is my ever-changing mother, I love them!
Mom has a pair of beautiful big eyes, a small mouth and long black hair. Especially when the breeze is slow, the long hair flutters with the wind, which is very beautiful. Tall, she is a geography teacher. Although she is good-looking, no one can stop her madness as soon as she goes online.
Let's start with 7: 00 am on February 15 this year. At that time, my mother's computer opened the Alibaba website, and her mobile phone opened many online shopping software such as Taobao, JD.COM and Pinduoduo. Look at my mother again. She has one eye on the computer and the other eye on the mobile phone. Her left hand is pressing the keyboard and her right hand is fiddling with her mobile phone. That's called concentration. At this point, I guess her psychology is like this: this product is good, I will take it! That's good, too. Put the shopping cart! Oh, look, the shopping cart was empty just now, and now it's all full! At this time, Fang Qingping's cross talk said on my mobile phone: "Liars are usually at 7: 00 a.m., 2: 00 p.m., 12 a.m. and 4: 00 a.m." After listening to it, I said to my mother: "Don't tell me that no one has warned you that online shopping is risky, so you should choose carefully." Mom looked disgusted and said, "What do you know? It's just a comic dialogue. " As a result, you must know that the perfume is fake, the food is out of date, the pillowcases are not a pair, the pajamas are always losing their hair, and the beverage bottles are filled with boiled water.
The same thing happened three days ago, when she hurried to a party and went into a private room while shopping online. After shopping, she looked up, didn't know anyone, looked embarrassed and entered the wrong room ... However, the result of online shopping was the same, and she was cheated again.
So I still say the same thing to my mother: online shopping is risky, so you need to choose carefully. Mom, you can grow snacks!
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