A funny little joke

1. If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

I will keep walking until the water blocks my way, and I am thirsty; Then sit and watch the rising clouds, dizzy.

I want to learn from phoenix nirvana. Who knows if I was careless? Cooked!

Anyway, my life is always different from their calculation. I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

There is a 30-degree smile at the corner of your mouth, which Baidu can't search.

6. Of course God will forgive me, because that's his job.

7. Holding the child's hand, I realized that the child was ugly and burst into tears, and the child never left me.

8. Is there a P for handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn!

9. Don't tell me to bring it on. -I'm from two generations!

10, if you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

1 1, I won't commit a crime unless someone else commits a crime against me; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

12, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !

13, it's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single.

14. Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Building a good tomb after death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house before death.

15, once we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned and became doctors after a long illness. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

16, the world is a big doll machine, I just want you through the glass window.

17. If you leave first, don't blame me for betraying you.

18, people have only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

19, be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be kind to people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

20. Some people say that the carousel is the cruelest game, but there is an eternal distance between chasing each other.

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