What are the classic jokes in physics?

A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after their death. It's Einstein's turn to arrest people. He counted to 100 and opened his eyes. He saw everyone hiding, and Volt was lying not far away. Einstein walked over and said, "Volt, I got you." Volt said, "No, you didn't catch me." Einstein: "You are not Volt. Who are you? " Volt: "What do you see under me?" Einstein looked down and found that it was ampere under volt! Volt: "Ampere is below me, we are Volt/Ampere, so you don't catch me, you catch Ohm!" " Einstein reacted quickly, so he changed his tune and shouted, "Ohm, I got you!" " "But after all, Volt and Ampere are good friends of Ohm, so Volt and Ampere jumped up, but they still hugged each other tightly. Einstein was puzzled ~ they said slowly, now, we are no longer ohms, but volts × amperes, and become watts ~ Einstein thought it made sense, so he shouted, then I finally caught you, Watt! At this time, Watt hid in the corner and said slowly, "You see they have been holding each other like this for several seconds, so you are not grabbing Watt, but Watt× second, joule." At this time, he saw Newton standing not far away, so Einstein ran over and said, "Newton, I got you." Newton: No, you didn't catch Newton. Einstein: "You are not Newton." Who are you? Newton: "What do you see under my feet?" "Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile with a length and width of one meter, puzzled. Newton: "this is a square meter under my feet, and I stand on it in Newton/square meter, so you don't catch Newton, you catch Pascal." "Einstein was frustrated and finally broke out. He flew up and kicked Newton out of the square meter floor tile, and then shouted," Say it! Dare you say that you are Pascal? Newton slowly got up from the ground and said, "no, I'm not Pascal anymore." You just moved my Newton by one meter, so I am now Joule. " Joule was smart this time. He jumped on avogadro and said, "Look, I'm J/mol now." Just as Einstein was thinking about what J/mol was, the sea. In order not to lose both sides, they kicked kelvin under Joule and pushed avogadro out. "Look!" They said, "Now it's J/K, it's entropy. If you want to catch Clausius, catch it. " The game continues. This time, ampere was discovered by Einstein, and it was about to be caught. Ampere lay on the ground, straightened up and said to Einstein, who was standing not far from him, "Wait, I created a magnetic field where you stood." Just as Einstein was considering whether to catch Gauss or Tesla, he found that both of them had found a floor tile and held it. He said, "I don't care if you are old." We are magnetic flux now. Go find Weber. " When Einstein tried to catch Weber, he found that he was doing a squat. Einstein asked, "What are you doing?" Weber replied, "Don't you see that I am getting bigger and smaller?" I am generating induced electromotive force. " Then Volt suddenly panicked, grabbed Millikan by the collar and said, "What do you spray with an oil can all day?" "Sure, elementary charge," Millikan replied. "Great!" Volt hugged Millikan and said, "From now on, we are eV, which is Joule." Shit, today is evil. Joule muttered handfuls of Hertz on his body and said, "Look, it's E/v, it's Planck. "Planck is not easy to handle. He suddenly found an old man in the east writing 22/7 and 355/ 1 13 on the ground in the distance. He was very proud. When he asked his last name. Say to Einstein who just came in panting, "Look, it's h/4pi now." "So what? "Einstein asked." My good friend Heisenberg taught me, saying that I am not me. If you have anything, ask him. ""Well, where is he? " "Well, I'm really not sure. "Einstein became angry from embarrassment and was preparing to fight Planck. Planck said, "Wait, Heisenberg has a good friend named Xue, hiding in the box in front." "This box doesn't even have a vent. Won't you suffocate? "Einstein asked." You must open it yourself. "