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I'll look for information about Wu Zongxian first.
Wu Zongxian, who made his fortune in southern Taiwan Province, was originally a singer, but later turned to be a host.
Last name: Wu Zongxian.
Nickname: Brother Xian
English name: Jacky
Birthday:1September 26th, 962
Constellation: Libra
Blood type: O type
Hobbies: playing golf, bowling, swimming and racing.
Education: National Art Institute
Favorite dish: seafood
Favorite season: winter
Favorite fruits: peach, mango and watermelon.
Favorite animal: dog
Favorite colors: white, black and blue.
The biggest disadvantage: too many advantages.
Favorite word: affirmative word
My greatest wish: to be a real musician.
Most respected person: father
Favorite person: father
The most unforgettable thing: first love
The most taboo thing: others pat me on the head.
Favorite sport: golf
The most disgusting food: fat pork
Favorite thing to do: sleep
Favorite type of the opposite sex: big eyes and good curves.
Favorite movie type: both of them are good.
Habits before going to bed: reading.
What you have the most confidence in yourself: your musical expertise.
So far, my greatest wish: to be a recognized musician.
Album:
1987 is such a night. Do you miss me like this?
1990 Qixi Rain
1995 Really change your feelings.
I will miss you.
1997 attention
1998 three days
You are happier than before.
2000 off track?
Moderator:
Super east-west army
Television magnate
Zong Yi flagship Hello Jack.
Let me guess, let me guess.
Jiekexiu
Director:
Two semi-self-directed and self-acting detectives
Award-winning record:
1994 Golden Melody Award Best Dialect Male Singer Award
Wu Zongxian's mother is from Kaohsiung, and her hometown is a ship hardware store. Her family is quite good. Born in Tainan, Wu's father has done a lot of business, including the glass industry, as well as karaoke bars and dance halls in Tainan. Wu Zongxian said that when he was a child, his family environment was very good, which can be seen from the salon photos he took with guitar in the photo studio. Until Wu Zongxian entered junior high school, his father's business failed and his family was in trouble.
"But since I can remember, my family hasn't changed much, because my parents have always made us live well, so I haven't lived a poor life without three meals." Wu Zongxian said. "My father is the most respected person in my life. He is the kind of person who' takes a trophy with a nosebleed' and would rather bear it. "
Wu Zongxian is the oldest. There is a brother and a sister in the world, each one year apart. Wu's brothers and sisters are all super pet cards. Wu's brother is a good scholar since childhood, and now he teaches. Wu Zongxian was often compared with his brother since he was a child. "My brothers and sisters are all married on blind dates! Is it fun? " Wu Zongxian is the biggest headache for mom and dad in the family.
"I have been an overactive person since I was a child!" Xiao Zongxian often takes apart the alarm clock and radio at home to play. Of course, if he can't get back together, he will inevitably be beaten. When he grew up, Wu Zongxian was not much better. High school went to five schools alone, including Tainan No.2 Middle School, and it was quite difficult to take the exam. None of them graduated! Finally, I took the college entrance examination with the same academic ability.
"On one occasion, I exchanged glances with the head instructor's son. He didn't like me and gave me three punches-as a result, my mother came to pick me up and cried and said to me,' If I had known, I would have let you go to Kaohsiung Institute of Technology. Five years later, I could have finished my fifth year! ""Therefore, Wu Zongxian officially holds a diploma and only graduated from junior high school.
When Wu Zongxian was in college, he still kept his vivid nature. He has been studying in ZTE Law School, Cultural Drama School and National Art College, but he still hasn't graduated. Some of them studied for less than a semester, and the longest national art college studied for two years. "I'm busy! At that time, I had already driven a red German sports car to school and caught up with the students who slipped into the classroom before the teacher entered the classroom! " Wu Zongxian said with a smile that his classmates don't know him, so it's not surprising that he can't stay at school.
Don't regret not studying hard now or later? Wu Zongxian eyebrows a pick: "what? Am I not right now? If I had stayed at school, would I have had such a result today? "
Sixteen years old, the average person is probably still in junior high school, and Wu Zongxian has left home to be independent! Wu Zongxian often mentioned the year when he first came to Taipei to his assistants around him. Because he insisted on not taking a dime from home, he lived in a simple room built on the top floor, with only a table and a bed. Wu Zongxian stressed: "I bought every bowl and a pair of chopsticks with my own money! I really started from scratch. "
The Spring Festival is coming, and the folk western restaurant is closed. This is the time when Wu Zongxian is poor. He still remembers that he called home on New Year's Eve, and his mother just said to him, "Go home, son!" " "Duke, the money is gone, and Wu Zongxian's sad tears also flow down.
"I never thought I would be so popular!" Speaking of the past, Wu Zongxian changed his fart state in the past and said simply: "I know that with my efforts, I can at least be the second child in the entertainment circle, because I believe that hard work will have a certain status." Many people are surprised at his popularity. Even vincent fang, a company employee who arranged materials and took notes for him, said that once he couldn't find a photo of Wu Zongxian winning the Golden Melody Award and complained to Zong Xian's agent Angela for ten years. Angela also said helplessly, "Who knew he would be so popular in the future!" "
Wu Zongxian vowed: "I will never be poor again in my life!" As a teenager, Wu Zongxian worked in a gas station. Once, a lady drove a Mercedes-Benz 350 to refuel. When Wu Zongxian was a child, he was so excited that he didn't even button the gas gun when he saw such a beautiful car. As a result, the oil leaked all over the floor and the car was dirty!
"That lady has been clamoring for me to lose money! It's not good to scold me! " As a result, Wu Zongxian knelt on the ground with his towel to help her clean the tires, and was fined by the stationmaster for two hours. At that time, he swore: "I will definitely drive a better car than you!" " Speaking of this, he smiled and said to reporters, "Do you think I really love buying cars that much? I'm not a hedonist. But this society is utilitarian! "
In the era of singing in folk western restaurant, he was once introduced to a ballroom. "At that time, I sang in the folk western restaurant for one hour 150 yuan, and I only wanted 900 yuan for six hours a day. The man introduced me to two thousand yuan a day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. " Under the inducement, Zongxian went.
"The first time I saw a girl naked in public, I was shocked!" Wu Zongxian said, "My job is easy. When the police come, it's my turn to sing. " As a result, he said that he would sing "White Clouds Grow in the Sky". The band is a big boss in Shandong, but he said that he could not play, and insisted that he sing "Hotline You and Me". Wu Zongxian sang "Hotline You and Me" for a year. On one occasion, four policemen were sitting under the stage, "I just sang" Hotline You and Me "from beginning to end!
After leaving the army, Wu Zongxian sang in a folk song western restaurant and worked as a younger brother in prison. With his unique vision and clever mind, he bought 400 shares of Ba Li stock in 20 yuan and sold them in 40 yuan, making a lot of money!
Now Wu Zongxian is full of gossip, divorced and has several children to support, but his girlfriend has never been less. Wu Zongxian said with a smile that he was actually infatuated. When I fell in love with my first girlfriend, I talked about 1 1 year, but unfortunately I broke up because of slurred speech.
Wu Zongxian said that the story between him and his first girlfriend is really like the hero and heroine in Qiong Yao's novels, romantic and tortuous. The relationship between them has always been very good. At that time, he almost became a member of her family. However, when Wu Zongxian was in college, scandals often spread to his girlfriend, which made her very unhappy.
When his girlfriend's father died, Wu Zongxian went to the funeral because he thanked him for his love, but his girlfriend ignored him. When the coffin was buried, he regarded himself as a relative of the deceased and wanted to grab a handful of dirt and throw it in. His girl friends pushed him away from making this snack. On the bus home, my girlfriend kept holding a photo of her father without saying a word. Wu Zongxian couldn't find words to comfort her. She just went up to him and asked, "Are you okay?" It is this sentence that makes Wu Zongxian regret it to this day: "Don't look at my glib tongue now. I really couldn't talk at that time. Now I scold myself for being such a pig. My favorite father just died. I also asked her if she was okay. She looked up at me and said,' I didn't expect my two favorite men to leave me on the same day'. When she finally broke up, I was very moved and felt that I was the most beloved man. " Since then, Wu Zongxian has never contacted his girlfriend again. I don't know how her girlfriend is now, but he admits that it was a very sincere relationship.
No matter in Chinese mainland or Taiwan Province, Wu Zongxian is known to the audience because of his funny host, but few people know Wu Zongxian's songs. Wu Zongxian is really speechless about this. "Don't mention this (very painful). I think I won the singing contest award like Jay. How do you know that after the host, people will not pay attention to my singing? I want everyone to know that I sing well, too. My new album "Heroes of Tomorrow" sells well in Taiwan Province Province, and I hope to get the same good results in the mainland. "
Every time I watch Wu Zongxian's program, I make people laugh. What kind of person is Wu Zongxian in life? Do you like pranks, too "I think funny is a heartfelt emotional expression. I didn't mean to be funny. Actually, people should have a sense of humor, but they don't mean to be funny. They should be from the heart, and people want to laugh when they look at you. Everything in life is interesting. Don't be deliberate, be sincere, and find humor in life. Always say that I am humorous, don't treat me like a clown! " (Before anyone asked him, he simply said) "Do I look better in person than in the photo? Pretty handsome, aren't you? Some photographers are really not so good! Make me so ugly! "
I am always getting worse and worse emotionally.
"After a while, I was having an affair with a female student, and then I was having an affair with a female nurse. Is Wu Zongxian's love life really that rich? " "No, those are fake!" "Who the hell is that?" "I really can't say. In fact, every partner I have worked with is ok, such as Xu Ruo, Wang Xuan, Elva Hsiao, Jolin Tsai and so on. In fact, I am quite passive on the road of feelings. People like me, but in the end, it seems that I am chasing others. So there is no way. People in this mountain, everything looks a little hazy, but after a long time, they get used to it. I never want to be sorry for anyone emotionally, but the result is often getting worse and worse. " Wu Zongxian admitted: "In terms of feelings, the more I don't want to be sorry for anyone, the worse it will be."
Love Michelle monique Rice.
There are countless beautiful women who have worked with Wu Zongxian. Which one does Wu Zongxian like best? "This is hard to say, which is very good. Ask which one. Actually, Michelle monique Rice is not bad. There are many female artists who have done programs with me before and cooperated with me. I have a good impression on each of them. I think girls look very comfortable, just don't pretend! However, I am the kind of person who shoots when filming, and I will not call again after filming. "
Only ghosts can sing Jay Chou's songs.
Some time ago, Jay Chou's new album "Octave Space" was criticized by music critics: there was no intention in production and style. As Jay Chou's teacher, Wu Zongxian has the most say. "Are you? No, really? It doesn't matter. He is the first in the Chinese world, which is not very good. It means that the musical performance of the whole Chinese world is also declining. The overall music level of his album is very high, and the only big shortcoming is that the recitation is not high. Not everyone can sing, only his singer can sing. It's really terrible! His behavior is a genius, as long as it is a genius, it is not accepted by the contemporary. His records are sold like this, which is very powerful. Every article is better than the last one, so if there is a problem with everyone's acceptance, it is that they have not recited enough and have not been accepted by everyone. But his grades are already quite good, and he is cool and popular. I think it may be the audience. His songs are not acceptable to everyone, and it will take some time to accept them. "
The "Wild" History of Wu Zongxian
● Wu Chenjun 200 1 year in April.
Wu Chenjun and Wu Zongxian co-produced "Variety Frontline" and there was an anecdote. In the "Legislative Yuan" program, Wu Zongxian revealed that Wu Chenjun was one of his seven lovers.
● Candy 1999 ~ present
The media exposed the intimate video of Candy and Wu Zongxian on Songde Road. Candy (Tan Yuanli) got to know each other by watching the video and broke up many times.
● Spider Woman 1990 ~ 200 1
Since 1990, Spider-Man has been Wu Zongxian's assistant. She is responsible for helping Wu Zongxian take care of the program. After breaking up with, it was rumored that Spider-Man was Wu's new girlfriend.
● Chen Xiaoxuan 1990 ~ 2000
Wu Zongxian made public the news of their contact many times in the program. On 200 1, Chen Xiaoxuan openly interacted with Zhan, announcing the end of his ambiguous relationship with him.
● Angela 198? ~200 1
Before she became popular, everyone who knew Wu knew that she was his girlfriend. On August 5438+0, 2006, it was rumored that Angela was pregnant with Wu Zongxian's baby. Wu Zongxian insisted that they were just working partners.
● Zhang Weiwei 1980 ~ present.
Wu Zongxian Yuan Pei gave birth to three girls and 1 child for Wu Zongxian. After the incident of "having children out of wedlock" was exposed, Wu Zongxian announced her divorce and paid NT$ 225 million (about 65,438 yuan+00,526,447 yuan) in alimony.
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