Positive and healthy jokes

Close to life, in line with the characteristics of primary school students, positive and healthy jokes: (There are many examples on the Internet)

1. The teacher asked: The crow has been crowing in the sky and asked the students how to stop it. Students don't know, the teacher said, press it. The student is puzzled and asks: Why? The teacher said: There was silence. ...

There is a child whose head looks like a brick, and all his classmates laugh at him! He went back and asked his mother, "Is my head a brick?" Mom said you should go to the well and have a look! So the child came to the well, put his head in and heard someone shouting below: "Don't throw bricks at the people above!" " "

When Mr. Wang's son was in the third grade of primary school, he was scolded by his impatient mother one day because he repeatedly failed to teach math well. Outside the study, Mr. Wang heard that his son was scolded badly, thinking that I would comfort him after his son was scolded, so as not to leave a shadow of being scolded in his young mind. After being scolded, my son walked out of the study with a depressed face. In order to understand his feelings after being scolded, Mr. Wang first asked him, "How did you feel when your mother scolded you?" I saw my son look at him with sad eyes and say, "why did you marry her?" 」

4. A naughty pupil reads comics in a comic shop. Suddenly, a middle-aged mother shouted in the street, "Xiao Ming, you son of a bitch are still fooling around." If I catch you, you are dead. " I saw this student throw away his cartoon and run away ... for about 50 meters, panting and saying, "Why should I run away?" I am not Xiaoming. "