Humorous and funny flirting phrases

1. As long as you marry me, I won’t need to borrow money from you. (Men not only solve the embarrassment of borrowing money from women, but also make women happy for lending money to men. Slippery men can also please women when they take advantage)

2. Your skin is really white. It was so bright that I couldn't even sleep at night. (Flattering others can be said in such a subtle way, but it is a bit exaggerated)

3. Why do you look like a white-bone demon, and you can't even tell your age. (Ha, saying this to middle-aged women must make them feel as beautiful as a fairy)

4. I will miss you because I have to break up with you every night. (This makes getting off work interesting and meaningful)

5. You go back to cook first. I will wait for a while before going back. (Originally, the first and second sentences have the same meaning, but when put together, it has an overtone of ridicule)

6. I will wait until your big bad wolf is not at home, otherwise, you will be afraid of seeing me. . (A common joke in online chats, who is afraid of who is not? Anyway, it’s okay if the big bad wolf is not at home)

7. We haven’t seen each other for a few days. Look, I think you are losing weight. (It’s probably a fact that I’ve lost weight, but why have I lost weight? Is it true that philandering men are also infatuated?)

8. Hurry up and become a leader. I’m waiting for you to set my unspoken rules. (Haha, there are also unspoken rules for waiting for others to come to you. You have to flatter people early!)

9. I’ve been waiting for you to become a vixen until the flowers have withered. (It would be too boring to say directly that I hope you will seduce me)

10. You are not allowed to marry anyone else in your next life. I will make a reservation first. (What happens in the next life will be used to please you in this life)

11. If you stay with me, I won’t sleep. If you want to sleep, let's go to bed together. (A funny saying on the Internet is that companionship is at both ends of the Internet. If you sleep together, you will sleep separately, but why is the meaning of this sentence so ambiguous?)

12. Give me the money Just take care of it, I will help you spend it like a wife. (Don’t say anything, hand over the bankbook, and don’t tell her the password)