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Let the other party see a distressed sentence, and let people see a crying sentence.
You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.
3. Do you feel that some things are realistic after every relationship breaks down?
4. Do you understand the loss after joy?
In order to wait for you, I missed the person waiting for me.
6, I will learn to forget you, put you down, no longer heartache for you, no longer worry about you, from now on, you are nothing to me.
7. People can live happily, but we choose complexity, sigh and hatred, which can provoke disputes, and love can cover up all faults.
8. The cold wind roared, dripping into ice, and the wind in the dead of night stopped exploring the shadow of loneliness.
I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world. I want to trade my whole world for a ticket to your world, but that's just my wishful thinking.
10, when you know a lot of true and false things, you don't have so much suffering, and you become more and more silent and don't want to talk about it.
1 1. Facts have proved that feelings can withstand wind and rain, but they cannot withstand dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.
12, people have only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.
13, you only saw me turn around silently at last, calmly, but didn't see that your departure made me unable to eat or sleep, and then told myself that it was all over.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
15, losing a person is like cutting off a hair. If you habitually touch the end, you can't catch the air. Even if you know that there will be a new substitute, you will have a trance-like loss.
16, I'm online and then you're online, then you're invisible and then I'm invisible, and then you're online. I get it.
17, the most painful feeling in the world is not lovelorn. But you lied to me when I gave you my heart.
18, it turns out that two people who used to be intimate are not even as good as passers-by; It turns out that two people who care so much about love will completely lose contact.
19, one mouth is your name and one eye is your appearance. Now everything is fine.
20. Don't drink or get drunk, because the feeling of being half drunk and not drunk is too sober, which reminds people of old feelings or old love.
2 1, it's snowing outside the window. Make a cup of coffee. It's cold. I know I'm thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations!
22. What can be lifted and put down is called weight lifting, and what can be lifted and put down is called load bearing. Unfortunately, most people's love is heavy.
23. When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing. The world is big, there are many opportunities, and life is short. Don't curl up in a small shadow.
24. The cause of every crash seems to be making a mountain out of a molehill. Only you know in your heart how much sorrow this straw has crushed.
25. Why is it that every time I take the initiative and don't contact you, you really haven't looked for me again? Am I not that important, or do I take you too seriously?
26, nothing sentimental, dismissive of the most acacia. You know wine when you are drunk; When you love, you know the weight; When overtaking, you will know that the word is poor; When you are hurt, you know the heartache. Xu zhimo
27. The person I trust most taught me not to trust anyone easily with betrayal. The furthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but that a familiar person becomes strange gradually.
28. The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up by yourself.
29. Love is so short and forgetting is so long.
30. It's a pity that we still can't love the last.
3 1, I haven't forgotten anything, but some things are only suitable for collection. Can't say, can't think, but can't forget.
32. The agreement is no longer an agreement, and the previous agreement has now become a lie.
33. I am not arrogant, I am not fooling around, I am tired of all dependence.
34. Life is like a maze. I have learned to disguise myself and stay in it.
35, keep a diary, I don't know if it is a pen or a memory that can't stop.
36, you will cry, does not represent true compassion; Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.
37. I want to cry, but I don't know how.
38. I don't want to waste my tears on what a glass of wine can solve later. It's really hard to like someone who doesn't belong to me It's not even right to be jealous.
Sadly, when you already knew the truth, he lied to your face.
I clearly remember that when she called me that day, she said she would accompany me on my birthday this year, and I cried at that time. She seldom says such emotional words.
Xu Zhimo's classic sentences that make people feel distressed (40 sentences)
Xu Zhimo's distressing classic sentence 1. No result, no company, no ownership.
2. I will look for my only soul mate in the vast sea of people. I will be lucky, but I will die.
3. Then, in that summer afternoon, put out any pictures related to you.
4. Don't use modifiers, sing me the clearest song;
We are so used to wearing masks in front of others that we finally disguise ourselves in front of ourselves.
6. Not a minute goes by without thinking of your infatuation, eyebrow, going up the mountain, listening to the sound of spring, folding flowers, looking into the distance, watching the stars, walking alone, smelling grass, catching insects, dreaming-where there is no eyebrow, where there is no concern for you, and which heartbeat is not your eyebrow!
7. When you are in love, you are obviously two people. Why do you feel lonely?
8. I'm used to it. I'm used to eating salt. I'm used to the salt from the wound spreading in my heart a little bit.
9. We think life is boring, but many people are struggling between life and death.
10. You can't wander in the same place, you can't stubbornly guard it, and you won't come back.
1 1. Open a flower of love and cover it with a blue tile.
12. Drink a cup of green tea and grind a bowl of green sand together.
13. Unfortunately, there are many false feelings and false meanings in the world, such as heartbreak, pain, sadness, hysteria and so on.
14. Don't say you don't love me anymore, but give me the memory of your love.
15. Do you know the biggest difference between men and women lying?
16. What makes women forget is feelings, and what makes men forget is feelings.
17. Her world is only him without her.
18. We are too close to memories and too far away from freedom.
19. In your life, you should forget yourself for someone at least once.
20. Don't flinch from anything, give me your cocked finger;
Xu Zhimo's classic sentence 2 2 1. Don't guess what to say, look at me with transparent eyes; Don't flinch from anything, give me your cocked finger; Don't say you don't love me, but the memory of your love gives me only a gorgeous puppet, which shows all the prosperity in the world.
22. It turns out that I am just a gorgeous puppet.
23. Then, I may not know the taste of happiness.
24. When you walk, you will be scattered and your memory will fade.
Speaking of our long absence, it should be said that you have been sitting there and can't get up. Every time I think of hugging you with open arms and kissing you, I always feel disappointed when I enter the house.
26. One person's faith is combined with another person's perfunctory.
27. But I'm not a fish. I can't forget the people I love, the pain I care about, and the pain of lovesickness.
28. When life is weak, it is difficult to produce a letter. The closer you are, the harder it is to write.
29. ears. There is no noise. Eyes. There is nothing interesting. Mouth. Silence.
30. Get rid of everything and disappear.
3 1. I was lucky to get it. No, my life, that's it.
Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.
33. I am lucky to find the only companion of my soul in the vast sea of people, not my life.
34. I'm still sad at last. Know each other and love each other.
Friendship is happiness, love, fear and loneliness.
36. You can't struggle to see what's not wonderful.
37. Who took the wine he drank alone and burned the strong temperature into his chest in countless gloomy white nights? Who crushes the green Yuan Ye into damp decay in the soil season after season? Who holds the flower's face and makes the beauty of the years feel dejected.
38. However, one plus one does not make two.
39. The loneliness of feelings probably lies in: love and liberation-what women can't completely forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings. Feelings precipitate with time and disappear with time. In the final analysis, they are different species, so-who can understand who loves and who can understand who leaves.
40. It's getting late. Seeing the warm yellow light on the road, I forgot my original direction. If you hadn't appeared in front of me, then I might not know the taste of happiness or how cruel you are.
A sentence that makes people look sad.
1, salt on the wound can not only be cruel, but also sober people up.
There is no balance between love and hate, so you can only laugh and cry.
There is a kind of beauty called youth, and there is a kind of parting called graduation.
4. Long-distance love means that I love you, but I can't give you the company you want.
5. I stand at the origin and miss it all the time, but you always despise it.
You said you wouldn't leave me, and then you walked more freely than anyone else.
7. graduation photo was filmed for three seconds, but it was frozen for three years.
You must be the kind of person who would rather lose than take the initiative.
9. Later, I didn't know whether I was looking for someone or looking for your shadow.
10, people only have a lifetime, in fact, there is no need to be too demanding.
1 1, at first we were so reluctant, and finally we became strangers.
12, I have no strength. I like others just like you.
13, one day I burned my hand. What you are most concerned about is whether the boiling water has been poured.
14, according to the book. It is a kind of sorrow to love only one person all one's life. Like me.
15, memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.
16, standing in the rain, no one will know whether it is tears or rain on his face.
17, I used to be your joy, but now it has become a taboo you don't mention.
18, as long as you bravely say goodbye, life will definitely give you a new beginning.
19, tired of this world, tired of hypocrisy, desperate to escape from these filth.
20, don't cry, sneak away. Nothing to say, dark acacia. No one knows outside the heart.
2 1, I miss my childhood, that carefree and painless innocent time.
22, the so-called deep love, but also a few bowls of old wine, but also drunk a few tears.
23. It turns out that I have never walked into your heart, and I naively thought that I was the only one for you.
Trust is the easiest thing to lose and the hardest thing to recover in this world.
I don't want you to go, but if you want to go, I can't stay. I can only say bon voyage!
26. After seven years, I want a divorce, and I don't want to live like a dead man anymore!
27. Go to the house for a glass of water and have a good sleep in bed. I hope I will be sad when I wake up.
28, goodbye, people who don't reply to the information, if they have you in their hearts, will return no matter how busy they are.
29. When you are in love, those unforgettable promises have not turned into rhetoric after breaking up.
30. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: covered by habit, covered by time?
3 1, I will be happy for many days if you say so. A word from you will be sad for many days. Because I care about you.
32, things are not everything, tears flow first, if waiting can only become waiting, buried in the nearest place to the centrifugal mouth.
Sometimes we know that the outcome is doomed to failure and separation, but we are still willing to devote ourselves wholeheartedly and do our best.
Some people say that there is no secret behind true love. The person who said this knows neither love nor secrets.
35. Although it will always be dark and someone will leave, it will always be bright and someone will get together one day! I look forward to that day!
36. I thought about you, thought about you and looked forward to you. Now it's a thing of the past, and it's gone with the wind as if it never happened.
37. I thought I forgot that number. One by one, like a thorn in the bone marrow, until the cold voice came and said sorry.
38. Maybe you will love many people and hug many people, but when you are old, there will only be one person, which will make you miss or hurt clearly for ten years.
39. I keep my stormy love in my heart so as not to let the other side have any psychological pressure. The more precious my love is, the more I cherish the love of others.
40. Walking through Tomb-Sweeping Day, I put my thoughts into the years, rowing a boat of friendship without stopping, so that our concerns will never be cut off. May the clear scenery moisten your eyes and relax your heart.
Instantly moving sentences
1, the story is over, and my heart likes loneliness.
Enjoy it when you are young, and don't wait until you are old to regret it.
3, happiness is not immortality, not big fish and big meat, not the power of the ruling and opposition parties.
If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.
The most extravagant thing in my life is to meet you on the road and feel sorry for each other.
6. Where would you be without your parents? Therefore, I should be grateful and respectful to them.
7. You are my star, so shining that I can still feel the light even in the dark.
8. Love is the most beautiful rainbow, the most mellow glass of wine and the most wonderful song in life.
9. The most painful thing in the world is to see your heart broken with your own eyes and post it yourself.
10, the magic of love makes me close to you. In this early winter, I want to explore the true meaning of love with you!
1 1. If life is a journey, happiness and sadness are two long rails that follow me closely.
12, the gentleness of ten fingers has also become the most beautiful expectation for my next life. Thank you for your company and for loving me.
13, as long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.
14, it doesn't need much, as long as you put everything aside and say I love you. I've been waiting for too long, and I feel so tired. But I will wait for you.
15. If you want to make good friends, you must become good friends first. It doesn't matter how far you go in order to find a good friend.
16, it is a happy thing to eat all the delicious food, and you will be happy after eating it. Careless, forget all the troubles, happiness is like this.
17, don't be angry, try to live up to expectations, don't see through, try to break through, don't be jealous, try to appreciate, don't delay, try to be positive, and don't be tempted to act.
18, when the meteor passes by, I will stand at one end of the bridge and wait for your appearance, even if it is only one day, I will be satisfied.
19, your beauty attracts me, and your smile is as sweet as dew after the rain, but every time I confess to you, you meditate.
20. When time wears away your enthusiasm, you will find that the persistence that once made you hysterical has now become dispensable.
2 1, ordinary is me, affectionate as you, and there are stories together; Love is beautiful, marriage is not easy, let you and I write love legends together.
22. Sometimes people who don't want to fall in love have no one in their hearts. I'm afraid of giving my true feelings and eventually hurting myself.
23. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor am I standing in front of you without knowing that I love you.
24, life has progressed and retreated, don't give up easily. It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. No one can give you light except yourself.
25. People should always keep an optimistic and positive attitude, treat people and things with an optimistic attitude, and you will find that things will really develop in the direction you want.
26. Every memory has a password. As long as the time, place and character combination are correct, no matter how long it is dusty, that person's scene will be picked up again in oblivion.
27. How can I love you? I'm asking myself, I can give up everything, but it's hard to leave today. Maybe you never thought my heart would hurt. If this is a dream, I would rather get drunk than wake up.
28. Gently put the oath on your finger. From now on, we will have a lifetime. Looking at your beautiful face tonight will be the only name in my future arms.
29. I want to see you because I miss you, but I dare not go near you as soon as I see you, because you are so cold. If only you weren't so cold, because I really like you.
30. If there is an afterlife, let's be mice. Silly love, dull life, clumsy snuggling. When the snow closes the mountain, you will nest in the haystack and bite your ear tightly.
3 1, learning to be grateful is like looking at the advantages of others with a magnifying glass, praising and affirming others; Learn to be grateful, just like the warm sunshine, which illuminates the dark and moldy corner and regains the touch of the soul.
32. Perhaps, there is really no right or wrong in love. Love only needs to be responsible for two people. But after the birth of a new life, love and marriage have more responsibilities, which need to be shared by two people.
33. Falling in love with you is to brew half a bowl of sake in a handful of sweet-scented osmanthus, and pour it independently in Leng Yue. The special wandering drunkenness surges out, and the drunkenness is boundless. Only the cold moonlight is accompanied by a lonely figure.
34. In the early morning, the sun didn't appear, and I still think the weather is beautiful; Going to work on an empty stomach still feels full; The work is complicated, but I still feel comfortable. It's all because of your message. Good morning.
35.where are you? Still busy? The night is so deep and quiet, I miss you alone! Are you thinking about me, too? Should love really be passionate in loneliness and missing? Then I'd rather be plain and just be with you all the time!
36. If you love someone, don't live with him or get married. Maintain a vast distance, meet, can pay tribute to the eyes of love, light tenderness, irrelevant to ask: ok? Once a year is enough.
37. Creatures like humans, if you look closely, will find that they are scarred. Whether you are loved or not, everyone feels differently. We are often unable to find old dreams. Happiness in the world always makes people look better. Because of a smile, I know love.
38. If love can be explained, vows can be amended. Then life will be easier. If one day, I can finally forget you. However, this is not a random story. Not tomorrow's play. I can't just cross you out of my life.
39. You should remember those who held umbrellas for you in the heavy rain, those who silently hugged you in the dark, those who made you laugh, those who chatted with you all night, those who came to see you by car, those who accompanied you in the hospital, and those who cried with you. It is these warmth that make you a kind person.
40. Perhaps as we get older, our hearts will become more and more fragile. I forgot the past when I walked, but I went to the wrong place when I remembered it. You said you would love me forever, but now you want to part. Maybe I should also face life with a smile, look down on the fate of dust like a dream, and thank God for giving me such a beautiful encounter. Anyway, you are the most beautiful meeting in my life.
Classic Quotations: Being forced out of maturity makes people feel distressed.
Classic Quotations: Being forced out of maturity makes people feel distressed.
1, lose more, get less, I see, cherish what you have now!
When I grow up, the reality dilutes all my childhood dreams, and also dilutes my innocence and naivety.
Eating alone, walking alone, traveling alone and shopping alone will make you feel cold for a long time.
4, a person outside, watching the world is too cold, people are warm and cold, and I have learned to go my own way!
Learn to smile when you are sad and disappointed again and again, learn to pretend to be strong and say to yourself: I am not sad.
6. There are many things I don't want to do, but I have to do. No matter how helpless you are, you must go on!
7, bad temper, more experience, bad temper is also hidden under the mask!
8. After a long time, some personalities will change, some habits will change, and some tempers will change.
9. When you grow up, you will bear more and learn more!
10, when I was in love, I thought that love was everything in life, which was ridiculous. When I lost, I found that besides love, I had to find a reason to be strong.
1 1. My parents used to help me wipe my tears when I cried. When you grow up, you should wipe some tears yourself and swallow some tears in your stomach!
12, more and more troubles, fewer and fewer people can talk about their troubles, you should learn to bear everything by yourself.
13. When you are tired, you will get better after a sleep. () Tell yourself when you are tired that it's no big deal to smile!
14, I didn't know how hard life was until I graduated. I want to learn to be patient, strong and brave!
15, afraid of the dark, always likes to be accompanied in the dark. Later, fewer and fewer people care about themselves, and they will not always be by their side. I have to face the darkness alone. After a long time, I feel that a person is taken for granted!
16, people who can't stay, after reluctance, sadness, sadness and pain, feel that what suits them may not really suit them. Putting him (her) down is also putting yourself down.
17, when you are young, you don't have to think about anything. I smile mercilessly every day, and when I grow up, my smile becomes an expression!
18, time will not stop because of reality, nor because of yourself! When you know how to change yourself, you will understand what reality has given you and what you have paid for it. How distressing these forced matures are!
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