Funny quotes about showing off your back

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1. You will be surprised when you go into the world of which you know nothing. 2. Even though I am notorious, I have never hurt you in the slightest. 3. I wanted to get up and leave the mortal world, but my shadow fell into the world. 4. Look at the clouds in the sky, do they look like I’m feeling sulky in my stomach?

5. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me if I wanted it cut into 8 pieces or 12 pieces? I thought about it and said: Let’s go with 8 yuan! 12 yuan is too much to finish! 6. When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love. 7. The government thinks about how to reasonably collect taxes, the boss thinks about how to reasonably avoid taxes, and I think about how to reasonably sleep more! 8. Time is for wandering, the body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and the soul is for singing. 9. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it but few people see it. 10. How far is forever? Just get as far away from me as you kid! 11. Encountering a writer’s signature: It may seem like it, but it may not necessarily be the case. I came across a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.