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Don't drink on weekends.

I don't drink on weekends, and I have no friends. No drinking on weekends, no information at all.

No drinking on weekends, no hope at all. I don't drink on weekends. I have no idea.

I'm not happy at all because I don't drink on weekends. I don't drink on weekends, and I don't feel anything.

No drinking on weekends, no chance at all.

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1, before drinking, only eat seven points full, don't drink a lot of water (drink with an empty stomach).

2, half an hour before drinking, drink a bottle of milk, preferably pure milk or sugary, to prevent gastritis and dehydration after drinking. Adding sugar or honey to milk can not only promote the decomposition of ethanol, but also protect gastric mucosa. Because dehydration will cause salt loss, you can drink some light salt water or rehydration salt.

Don't drink on an empty stomach. Because alcohol is absorbed quickly on an empty stomach, people are easy to get drunk; The best preventive method is to eat edible food, such as fat, hooves and so on. Or drink milk before drinking, and protect the stomach by using the indigestible characteristics of fat in food to prevent alcohol from permeating the stomach wall. This is the main secret of not getting drunk, because it can prolong the absorption time of ethanol in the body.

4, secret: half an hour before drinking, first drink a cup of montmorillonite powder, it can stick to the gastric mucosa, lock alcohol, so that alcohol is not absorbed by the human body.

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