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What sounds reasonable but is actually ironic?

It sounds reasonable, but in fact, there are a lot of cynicism in society, which reflects an attitude between people and between people and society.

For example, we often hear such words: Xiao Wang is a very good baby! I am devoted to my work, practical and willing to do it. Before my personal ability was strong, I had a high professional quality. The only small problem is that my character needs to be improved. This sounds like an approval of the young man, but it is not, it is a total denial of the young man! When a person's character has a problem, then this person just doesn't understand social respect! Morally, he has been sent to eighteen layers of hell. It can be seen how vicious words are!

Some words sound funny, but there is something in them that contains insults and contempt for people. For example, in a test, a child's performance was particularly poor. The math teacher was angry, but in order not to touch the bottom line, he turned to humiliate the child. I saw him looking at the child, and he casually said, Looking at the other side of the mountain, there are different heights. I don't know the true face of the child, the second brother in Journey to the West! Guess, who is the second brother? The children laughed and said, pig. The teacher casually said, "Congratulations on your correct answer! Alas, why don't you escort Master to the Western Heaven and sit here and make a fool of yourself? " You see, seemingly humorous, in fact, mocking the child's IQ is not high!

Another time, I saw a flattering one. Our leader's lover is not very beautiful, but a little ugly! But the leader is smart, capable and enterprising. At this time, someone below secretly laughed at the leader: "The ugly daughter-in-law is the treasure of the family, and her moral character is very noble!" " Others said plausibly in private: "Now a girl is a little beautiful and doesn't even know her last name. If you look at other people's leaders, you will lead by example: marry virtue instead of beauty! " These words seem reasonable, but they don't make any sense at all. It's all ugly and insulting words. Once again, we met the leader's daughter, who came back from a university in Beijing and came to the unit to find a leader. Everyone is envious. Someone began to flatter: "There are two excellent people in our school, one is Director Zhao and the other is President Zhang! The baby of Director Zhao of China Southern Airlines and the daughter of President Zhang of Beihang University won the company for us! You see, President Zhang's girl is beautiful, just like her mother! " Everyone knows that the lover of President Zhang is an ugly daughter-in-law. Didn't the last sentence say that she was ugly?

? There are still many sarcastic remarks in society, many of which involve swearing. For example, many lesbians in the original unit love to drink milk, so the fresh milk company sent a beautiful milkman to deliver the freshest bagged milk to the concierge of the unit every day. On one occasion, Gao Xiao, the milkman, dressed up beautifully, left two bags of fresh milk for the concierge and met the director at work. Asked with a smile: "Director Ling, the quality of our fresh milk is good recently. Why don't you order one? " Who knows the director smiled and stared at Gao Xiao's chest and said, "Are you a melon girl? Just two glasses of milk, one for President Ma and the other for Secretary Yang. Is there mine? " This made Gao smile and left embarrassedly on an electric car.