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What are the routines for women to cut cakes at a high price in Hainan?

Why is it so expensive to cut the cake? They are just cakes made of nuts and spices. Because of their high density, they are relatively heavy.

It's just that the price difference between the mainland and Xinjiang is too big. In Xinjiang, two dollars can buy a palm-sized cut cake, and it is full of nuts. Because mainland vendors hide the price of cut cakes and the price of raw materials, the mainland has some misunderstandings about cut cakes themselves.

In the third year of high school, a cake seller from Xinjiang came to the school gate, and the cake was covered with all kinds of dried fruits, which made us eager to try. Finally, after school, my friend rushed out of the school gate first and came to the booth selling cut cakes, holding a brand-new ten-dollar bill in his hand and shouting: Boss, cut a piece. The boss is also very generous. He began to cut off a thick and strong piece of meat with a knife and put it on the scale. Boy, more than one hundred. The friend was shocked, and so was the boss. Why go back on our word? The boss is 1.8 meters tall, staring at his friend with a puzzled face, as if to say that he can't leave without money. Shit, where did the students get the money to spend more than 100 on a cake? They have been deadlocked. Seeing more and more people gathered at the school gate, my friend couldn't help quarreling with him.

In a short time, the surrounding area was crowded with onlookers. Fortunately, the security guard called the director of educational administration, who took some comments. Uncle Security, whose height is 1 m 6, just saved a friend's life and dodged a bullet. After that, the director drove away the big man who sold cut cakes on the grounds that he could not set up a stall at the school gate. The director is terrible.

So that when friends meet cake sellers again, she will stay away from them. I haven't tasted cutting a cake until now.

It's not just Xinjiang people who sell cut cakes now, nor is it the representative of everyone in this place. Most of them are people who can't get along in the local area. They come to the mainland to plan to pit, and they have never seen a cake cut.