Three-person dialogue funny sketch

The three-person funny sketch script "So Stop Fighting" comes from Sky Script Network Time: Modern. Location: A street. Characters: Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Wu (curtain rises). Zhang San pushes a cart, which reads "secret recipe from the ancestors, eat it and die". Li Sizhi has a block of wood with a red banner in front of it, "Local celebrities eat rice cakes". Zhang San: (shouting) Look, it's an ancestral secret recipe. If you eat it, you will die. If you don't eat it, it won't cost you money! Lisi: (Shouting) If you taste the product, it will be famous in the local area. It will be Jiangmi Cake-Zhang San: Big Brother, take two bags home and try them. I promise to eat you to death. No, make sure your mouse dies after eating it. -Hey, don't go. Mrs. Li Si (with a knife in her hand), buy some for the children. I am authentic northeast rice with Leling jujube. I promise you'll still want to eat-eat ... let's go. Zhang San: This business is really difficult to do now. Li Si: It's too difficult to make money now. Hey, Jiangmi cake-Zhang San: Eat it and go to hell! Li Si: Jiangmi cake-Zhang San: Eat it and die! Li Si: (feeling wrong, looking at each other) Zhang San: (laughing casually) Li Si: (angrily) Jiangmi cake! Zhang San: (singing) Eating it will kill you-Li Si: Jiang-Zhang San: Eating-Eating, Eating, Eating (looking at the watch), eating early today, it's 12 o'clock, and it's only10 o'clock today. (takes out his own food) Let's have some, too. Try the steamed stuffed bun with leek by my daughter-in-law. They are delicious. (Eating) Lisi: You will die if you eat it! Zhang San: (takes a bite) It smells so good. Lisi: Eat it and go to hell! Zhang San: Huh? Hey, your glutinous rice cakes are not for sale. What are you talking about? Lisi: I'm not bluffing. I think you cover your mouth when you eat. You should pay the advertising fee. Zhang San: I said Li Laosi, when did you learn to think of others? Raising children is not as filial as you. Who are you cursing? Zhang San: Who are you cursing? Why did you just say that you would die if I ate it? Lisi: Just now, I bought and sold rice cakes. Why do you die if you eat them? Do you think I can sell a catty this morning? Zhang San: Do you blame me for not selling it? I'm not in your way. I don't blame you. Who do you blame? Stay away from me in the future. Zhang San: This place is not yours, so I just won't leave. Lisi: You, you are unreasonable! Zhang San: Are you still so overbearing when you are reasonable? Wang Wu (both of them want to pull): (anxious) What are you doing? What are you doing? If you have something to say, won't you say it well? Zhang Laosan, calm down, Li Laosi. You also go and put out the fire. What's the big deal? This is still to be done. Zhang San and Li Si: (at the same time) Ask him! Wang Wu: Third brother, I asked you why. Zhang San: I sold my rat poison, but I didn't let him bother him. Why does he have a problem with me? Wang Wu: Third, I'm not talking about you. People buy food. You shouted "Eat and die ..." Who dares to buy it? Zhang San: Well, you can't blame me. He is so close to me. Wang Wu: But then again, do you know why his rice cakes shine? Zhang San: He said it was made of northeast rice.