Seek self-created funny sketch material and crosstalk material (to be correct)

Essay: "Grateful Heart": "Grateful" to some students who don't love their parents (the north wind blows, snowflakes float, my father goes to the stage and wraps up his coat) Father: Zhengzhou is really cold! The child is studying in Xinda and hasn't come home for half a year. Today, I took my child to see him in town. (Turn around, mom) Damn it, you can't even worry. Mother: His father, you don't even wait for my father: Hey! Come on, come on. Mother: Dad, where is our child's school? Why hasn't it arrived yet? Father: Hey, panic, panic, almost there, almost there (stop, look around, point to somewhere). Information Engineering University, eh! Right here, right here, I can count on my mother: (surprised) Right here, hey, I look good. Father: Yes, this is Tsinghua Jr. in the army. Mother: Dad, our children's school is right there. Why can't I see it! Father: Hey, there are many children here. How do I know which one is our child? Mother: Then take a look at it for me. Take a look at it for me. Father: medium, medium (at this moment, Zhu stepped onto the stage and called). Column: Hey, Xiaoli, let's have hot pot together at noon. Well, the old place, be there or be square (Zhu's father heard someone talking and turned to ask Zhu's mother) Dad: Mom, is that our pillar? (Mom looks back at the pillar and runs forward happily) Mom: Pillar ~ (Pillar faces forward and holds mom's hand) Pillar: Dad, Mom, why are you here? Mother: Son, why have you lost weight? Is it cold? Lien: (a little indifferent) It's not cold Dad: Lien, mom has been dreaming about you and missing you for the past two days, so I have to come and see you (mom secretly wipes her tears) (Lien looks around for fear that students will see their rustic parents) Lien: Dad, mom, there are many people here, so let's go there (forcing parents into a corner) Dad: Middle, middle, this way. (Mom looks at the pillar and touches its face) Pillar: Nothing, I ate very well. Father: Zhuzhu, you can eat whatever you want. Don't worry about money. Your dad, I can still afford your column: hey, dad, look at what you said (mom can't help but touch the brand-name clothes in the column). Mom: Zhuzhu, it looks good to wear clothes (take mom's hand away). Zhu: Of course, Adida's mother: His father, look, how handsome our children are. Father: Jun, Jun (Father takes out a pile of tightly wrapped change from the inner clothes) Zhu, is there enough money? Zhu: Hey, I can send the money, but I'm worried that I have no money to spend (take it away, spit it out, count it). Five dollars, ten dollars, why are they all small change? Father: Well, it's cold and there's nothing to do outside. You can take the money first, then I'll take it first. Isn't the family still busy? I'm going to have an exam soon, too. I need to review. Why don't you go first? Father: Pearl, these two days have been very hard. Pearl: The exam is coming. Father: Do remember, Pearl. If you don't study hard, you might as well sell sweet potatoes, but don't be like your father. It's hard to farm all your life. Column: I know it all. I will study hard. Let's leave now. Father: I just know, damn it . . . . . (Mom sees the accepted bag) Mom: Don't panic, Pearl. I laid you two pancakes when I came. You like it best. I added two egg pillars for you: (impatiently) Who will eat this now? I won't eat it. You can take it back. Father: Take it. It is not easy to make something for you. Mother: Take it. In the middle, in the middle, you have to hurry (push them out by hand) Father: Well, let's go. Mother: Damn it. Look, our children are very busy. Mother: OK. (Looking at Zhu reluctantly) Zhu, don't forget to eat pancakes when I leave. Zhu: (impatiently) Go, go, I know. Father: Zhu, study hard. Zhu: Go, go. Act II (seeing his parents leave, Zhu looks at the bag and says, Who will eat this these days? Just throw away the pancakes) column: it's not a delay. Everyone agreed to invite Xiao Li to dinner at noon. Look, what time is it? Give her a big call first (put Xiaoli on stage). Li: Iron column: Oh, Xiao Li, I was looking for you (holding Xiao Li's hand before, breathing, and Xiao Li withdrawing her hand) Iron column: Is it cold? It's nothing. Li: Who were those two people just now? Zhu: (stuttering) Who, who (staring at him) Zhu: (patting his head and laughing) Oh, you said those two people who asked for directions went the wrong way. Let's go to eat. Li: Hey, why are you so rich today? Zhu: Don't you think I should be nice to you? Believe me, I have never lied to you. Li: Meng, Meng, why haven't I found someone like you before? You know I hate people lying to me. Well, then I'm not afraid that you think I'm poor. Li: Poor, poor, can you not like your parents? At first I thought you were loyal, simple and self-motivated, but I didn't expect you to treat your parents like this for vanity. I am so disappointed (Li angrily turns away, and the pillar follows Li): Xiao Li, Xiao Li is not like this. Listen to me. Li: Nothing. How can I trust him? Column: Xiaoli, Xiaoli, I ... Li: Stop it, how can a person who doesn't even love his parents love others? You'd better reflect (Li is angry). Column: Hum, pretend to be noble, but you don't think I'm poor. Act III (Linger goes on stage and introduces herself in front of the court). Ling: Me, with an iron pillar. Column: I'm leaving. Ling: Sister Xiao Li left, too? Zhu: (impatiently changing posture and putting one leg on the other) Well, (Zhu suddenly stands up) Hum, it's all my parents' fault. It's a bad time, but it's this time. Well, I met Xiaoli and Xiaoli, and I'm not too poor! Well, what's the big deal? There are many fish in the sea. I'll go to Ling after I leave: (standing up sadly) Brother Zhu, you've changed the pillar: Why should I change your spirit? You weren't like this before (affectionately) Do you remember what happened when you were a child? Column: What happened (accompanied by music) Ling: That spring, the apricot blossoms were in full bloom on the mountain, and we climbed to the top of the mountain to look down. There are green pillars everywhere. At that time, I was very happy I pointed to the other side of the mountain and asked, Dad, what's that on the other side of the mountain? Ling: Mountain or mountain? You have to walk a long way to get out. It's beautiful outside the mountain, and people outside the mountain are also very happy. I said at that time, dad, I must go out and I must let you come back. Is this how you make your parents happy? Zhu: ... Linger, stop it (squat down) Linger: No, I also want to say that last year, we were admitted to the university in our village. In order to pay the expensive tuition, your parents have to scrape together enough money. How did you swear to your parents before you left that you would study hard and be successful in the future? Zhu: Linger, (stands up to get pancakes) ... Linger, don't worry, I won't give up my wish. I will definitely make my parents the happiest parents in the world! Mom! (Running off the stage) Ling: (Turn around and take two steps) Uncle and aunt (Turn around slowly) (Lights out, "Mom" plays) recite poems. Our parents' love for us is different from ours. Parents' love is the ocean. Our love is that the stream always weaves a caring dream in the deepest night and always waits for a tired figure in the longest dusk. Snowflakes outside the window bring the cradle of happiness and sadness, and a little sweet fatigue is waiting for you. When I grow up, I will wait for you, and I can hear the most delicate voice waiting for you. I can understand the most casual eyes waiting for you. In the simplest dream, they are white-haired and want to tell you old stories. I also want to see you wearing that white scarf and calling you "mom" for the first time. You are happy, and they are happy to pay more for you, which is also worthy of eternal love. The deepest thing is that family members send warm wishes in this cold winter, so that we can all pray sincerely with a grateful heart. May our parents be healthy and happy forever, and may our parents be the happiest parents in the world.