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Why are you always like this?

The college entrance examination is over. However, nothing was obtained.

You always say to others on the phone, "Money is not a problem." Money is not a problem. Then why do you always put on a look of disgust when I reach out to ask for it, and always say to me coldly? "Do you really have no money?" They always say that riding a motorcycle is dangerous and requires a fight. Am I willing to fight? On weekends, when no one cooks, they ask me to order takeout. They always say they will give me money later. However, after a hundred times, they always use my pocket money and don’t give me any extra supplies. Why do you always talk empty words? I hate what you said. I hate it. I feel sick when I hear it. You are 100% stingy to me! !

As I said, after the college entrance examination, I will take me to Shanghai, this prosperous city, and I finally passed the college entrance examination with infinite hope. However, you always say you are very busy. I wanted to go on a short trip with my classmates in Beihai and Longhaitian, but you said it was dangerous and even called me personally to ask about my classmates' arrangements. It ended up being an unhappy trip. I was very annoyed and tired.

I can’t go on a long trip with my classmates, and you’re not free. I’ll just stay in Zhanjiang for those three months. Why do you always say it’s dangerous? I don’t know what is safe? Is it safe only where you are present? Even when you are shopping with your classmates, you will show a hint of displeasure and ask questions about this and that. I hate this! ! ! Really annoying! I'm going to college! ! Can you still control me when I get to Zhuhai? I'm weird! This is really made fun of by classmates~! They won’t let anyone go anywhere!

Now I can only stay at home, watch TV and play on the computer. I really want to learn jazz dance, but I can already imagine your frowning expression, OK! You are the one who likes to warn me not to act recklessly. Society is very dangerous! Hum, I'm going to college, I want to be free~~! !