Classic typo joke

After laughing for ten years, sometimes telling serious jokes is not funny, but a cold joke can make you laugh for a long time. Have you ever had such an experience? Now, let's have a good laugh!

Classic typo joke 1 1. Should there be a firm direction on the "bumpy road" of life?

Teacher's comment: This road can be the ninth wonder after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors.

Grandpa Chen, who has lived next door to our house since childhood, lives in the last kitchen on the third floor. I don't know why braised beef has a strong and charming taste of Chinese medicine.

Teacher's comment: Please read this sentence to me in one breath tomorrow. No breathing allowed.

I accidentally got caught in my anus when I went shopping on Sunday. What bad luck.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is very curious-whose anus is so big? (steel door)

4. After getting up, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? The teacher never knew? (Instrument capacity)

Last night, my left eyelid kept jumping, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (ominous)

Classic typo joke 2 1. Does the newspaper say that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer?

Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? Will you get rich? (carcinogenic)

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and a piece of shit"?

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: Correct pronunciation. Will gladiolus cry?

My history teacher has long hair and shawl, short stature, short temper and a little "chest"?

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." . "(intense)

4. I consider myself a good student who is "worried" at school?

Teacher's comment: You should worry about failing. (excellent)

5. Those who eat are heroes, and the fittest survive.

Teacher's comment: Good teeth, good appetite, classic joke Heaven is great! Picking the fat is not the way to keep fit. (Understand current affairs)

Classic typo joke 3 1. Qu Yuan, who was exiled, never forgot to serve his country, and finally kissed himself on the Wujiang River because there was no way to serve his country.

Teacher's comment: I miss Xiang Yu so far and refuse to cross Jiangdong! (suicide)

2. In the early morning of 2060, Gansu Jiuquan Space Device Launch Base?

Teacher's comment: Jiuquan was established in Yan Luowang! (Jiuquan)

A student loves to write wrong words, and always writes rest as drinking.

He has a diary that says. The monitor instructed us to carry shit, and everyone worked hard, and no one dared to take a sip. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back?

4. typo and teacher's comment: on new year's day, our family went to the history museum to visit the "ice toilet"?

Teacher's comment: Is there such a thing? I'm going too! (Terracotta Warriors)

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