Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - There are four ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets and jokes that embody the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters.

There are four ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets and jokes that embody the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters.

Couplets: sea face, face, face, waterfall.

Clouds are long, long, long, long.

2, Fan Fanfeng out of the fan, fan wind.

The waterwheel truck is accompanied by water, and the truck stops supplying water.

3 the baby dug the frog out of the tile;

Mother scolded the horse for eating hemp.

4 No mountain is better than Wushan;

He Ye Can is as round as a lotus leaf.

5 move chairs to play with the moon;

Lights, benches and cabinets, and separate books.

6 boys hit tung trees, tung trees fall, and boys are happy;

The girl gnawed at the duck head, which was salty.

Ancient poetry: 1. Wentingyun

A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going. (candle indication, expired)

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)

3. Li Shangyin-Untitled

Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night. (Si-Si)

4. "Han Yuefu Western Zhou Qu" "Bow your head and get lotus seeds, as clear as water." (Lotus seeds are harmonious lovers)

Xiehouyu:

My nephew plays lanterns-Confucius moves as usual-all he does is throw (book) and burn the flagpole-sigh (charcoal) and close the knife in the cesspit-it's no good to write (smell) or use force (cover). It doesn't rain for a hundred days (sunny), hanging scissors on the top of a pole-a talented student (scissors), returnees-the trend of the times, getting off the sedan chair-not stepping on the fan-bleak. (Wife is cool)