A passage describing wit and humor

Xu Wenchang went to my uncle's house. It took a long time to bring out a dish, but only an egg. My uncle said, Wen Chang, I'm really sorry you came. If you come three months late, this egg is a bowl of fresh chicken soup. Xu Wenchang smiled and said, Oh, it's really hard for you. One day, Xu Wenchang invited his uncle again. After a while, he brought out a plate of bamboo chips and said to his uncle, "Uncle, I'm really sorry. It's unfortunate that you came here. If you had come three months earlier, this dish of bamboo chips would have been a bowl of delicious bamboo shoots. "

I don't like watching Spongebob, because others will think I am naive. Therefore, I usually sneak a look when no one is around.

One day, my wife and husband are scheduled to go to work tomorrow, just as my husband is resting. My wife said she would remember to wake him up early tomorrow morning, but the funny thing is that her husband woke her up the next day. Seeing that his wife was sleeping soundly, he put a note on the pillow beside his bed, saying that his wife remembered to get up at seven o'clock and I went shopping.