Classic and popular online jokes

There are too many jokes on the internet, which makes people see things in a blur. Only the popular ones are the most worth seeing. The following are the classic popular online jokes I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Classic and popular online texts Daquan 1. What is beheading? My head is no bigger than a bowl, and I will be a zombie in years?

I am not a casual person. I'm not a casual person?

3. What are you doing? I am looking up at the sky. What is the degree of looking up? This is the way I miss her. Why do you want to lift your head to one degree? Keep my tears from falling?

As soon as I took off my cotton trousers, Miss Chun came lightly.

5. Being a man is still quite comfortable!

Turning girls into women is the most basic responsibility and obligation of men.

7. I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.

8. Take off your pants and dry the sky. I am the world!

9. Make a lot of money? Robbing the rich and helping the poor is the gentlest way.

10. It is said that the cowherd and the weaver girl are the most painful, only one day a year. I said they are actually the happiest! Who do you miss every day?

1 1. I deeply hurt the person who loves me the most. At that moment, I heard his heartbreaking voice. It was not until I turned around and left that I discovered that it was actually myself who was heartbroken?

12. I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into. Poor guy.

13. Born with rain, not a genius!

14.？ Friendship first, competition second? For example, the bride and groom always hold hands at the wedding.

15. College students chose the zoo for their first meeting after work. Everyone agrees because only here can we feel that we are still individuals!

16. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.

17. No matter how smart a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

18. People can live and sows can climb trees.

19. The dark society, tortuous life and stubborn life never need to be explained.

20. The dinosaur said:? When you meet a pervert, you are not in a hurry; When you meet a beast, enjoy it slowly

21.xx. com: One minute, the leaders are busy, and the people all over the country are happy. The next minute, the rest of the world is in dire straits.

22. into science finally unveiled the mystery of Shennongjia savage? It turns out that this is a group of China people who can't afford to buy a house!

23. You may not study hard, but you must not review well.

24. Lu Yu, a beautiful sister, wants to have fun with her. Before she thought about the incision, the beauty left, feeling very urgent. She shouted, that beautiful woman in front, you dropped your bra!

25. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

27. Have you ever been thrown for the last time after you were born, but only been caught once?

28. There is a chainsaw in the refrigerator, people are in the pot and food is on the bed?

29. If I call Japan, I must go! Even if I cut off my hand, I will go up and step on a few feet; Even if I cut off my leg again, I will twist and bite like a caterpillar; If I get beheaded again, please put my blood on the shell!

30. If you treat me like a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

3 1. I swear that all previous vows will be cancelled from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

32. Teacher, just follow the old lady! ? After a long time? Teacher, please give me a break!

There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever?

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35. Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!

36. Foreign officials must hide their identity when they bump into people, otherwise it will be a scandal; Domestic officials must be confident in beating people and take out their certificates to scare you to death!

37. Broad and profound, concise summary of the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

38. Money is regarded as dirt, but all people strive to be scavengers.

39. When reading a book, I cramp as soon as I read it. Sven is like a diaper rash!

40. People always deceive themselves, because it is easier than deceiving others.

Selected classic and popular network segments 1. Baby, I'll take you to the shower when I get paid!

2. Speak well of your boss, speak ill of your subordinates, lie to your wife, lie to your lover, tell jokes to acquaintances, and talk nonsense to strangers.

3. Is losing weight a complete failure? Turn around and step on your husband's loose bones?

I said:? I'm afraid of pain? The doctor said: Don't be afraid, I'll push slowly! ?

You can't insult Zhou Zhenglong's wisdom too much, at least he doesn't have a leaf, and then he calls himself the South China Tiger!

6. When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

7. The urban management captain died suddenly on the street? The dogs are exhausted, which shows how cruel the ruler is!

8. The world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold.

9. What's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?

10. People who are born not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be TM!

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