English jokes that make people laugh!

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Let me take it down.

An elephant said to a mouse, "There is no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen."

"Please say that again. Let me take it off. " Said the mouse. "I will tell a flea what I know."

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An elephant said to a little mouse, "You are undoubtedly the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen."

"Please say it again and let me write it down." Said the mouse. "I want to tell it to a flea I know.

Three old friends got together.

Say first, "It's windy, isn't it?"

The second replied, "No, today is Thursday."

The third said, "Yeah! Me too. Let's go and have some tea. "

The first one said it was windy, but the second one said Wednesday, so he said today is Thursday, and the third one said Thursday is Thursday, so he said yeah! Me, too. Let's have some tea.

This joke is quite funny. There shouldn't be many new words. You should learn to look it up in the dictionary yourself. Let me say something to the effect that an Illinois man left snowy Chicago and came to Florida.

Florida is on vacation. His wife is on a business trip and is going to meet her in Florida. When the man arrived in Florida and stayed in a hotel, he sent an email to his wife in a hurry. But he typed the wrong letter on his wife's website and the email was sent to a priest's wife. Her husband just died the day before, and she was heartbroken. When she opened the email sent by mistake, she screamed and kicked her to death.

The email is written like this:

Dear,

I just checked in. I was just about to welcome you tomorrow.

Love your husband.

By the way, it is really hot here. (Illinois is a state in the eastern United States. It is very cold in winter. Florida is in the south of the United States, and the climate is hot all year round. )

A big email error, a fatal email.

An Illinois man left the streets of Chicago covered with snow and went to Florida for a holiday. His wife is on a business trip and plans to meet him there the next day. When he arrived at the hotel, he decided to send a quick email to his wife.

I couldn't find the piece of paper where he wrote her email address, so he tried to type it out from memory. Unfortunately, he missed a letter, but his letter was sent to the wife of an elderly priest whose husband had just died the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she glanced at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and then fell to the ground dead.

Hearing the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this message on the screen:

Dearest wife,

Just checked in. Everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow.

Your dear husband.

P.S. It's really hot here.

Pun: 1 Fever: Florida weather, 2. purgatory

Below: 1. Florida (southern United States, below the map)

2. Hell