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What are the two-part allegorical sayings and proverbs?
People look at fate, dogs look at coat color. ?
A twisted melon is not sweet, and a relationship is not long. ?
A good husband is not in money, and a good wife is not in appearance. ?
The poor do not forget the friendship of the poor, and the wife of the dross does not leave the house. ?
Pick left and right, and pick the leaking lamp. ?
Husbands and wives in need love each other. ?
My husband is a hard-working rascal, but my wife is hard-working and doesn't get dirty clothes. ?
People don't say ugly eyes, but melons are delicious and tender. ?
Cocks fight head-to-head, and couples quarrel without grudges. ?
An ugly daughter-in-law is the treasure of the family. ?
You can't grow crops in one season, and you can't marry a good wife in your life. ?
Good flowers never leave their roots, which annoys people. ?
Husband and wife don't laugh at their neighbors. ?
You can't heat the stove, but you can't kiss a couple?
You don't have to kiss your parents, but you can't get close to husband and wife. ?
One generation of good wives, three generations of good children and grandchildren. ?
One family doesn't know another, and a monk doesn't know home. ?
Men are rakes for chopping firewood (wealth), while women are ropes for tying firewood (wealth).
Stick a pair on the door of the bridal chamber and be happy for life. ?
Home-cooked meals, coarse clothes, knowing the cold and knowing the heat make a wife. ?
Hungry for cold leads to illness. ?
A good cup of tea is full of energy. ?
People get sick in their leisure time, and stones get moss in their leisure time. ?
If you want to hurt your health more, you will be tired of money. ?
Don't worry when you are in trouble. ?
If you don't smoke or drink, the disease can only spread everywhere. ?
Trees are always in front of roots, while people are always in front of legs. ?
If you don't exercise hard, draw a tiger on paper. ?
Don't get angry when things go wrong, basically be a vegetarian, walk at a hundred paces after meals, and have a moderate work and rest. ?
Practice a sweat, and you don't have to see a minor illness. ?
Get up early and exercise your waist, so you won't be so tired every day. ?
Talking too much hurts the spirit, eating too much hurts the spleen, worrying too much hurts the spirit, and being too angry hurts the body.
Eggplant strengthens bones and muscles, while cabbage nourishes skin. ?
Spring is not busy reducing clothes, and autumn is not busy adding clothes. ?
Quiet and motionless, blind and not deaf, quiet and motionless, neither painful nor itchy.
Activities such as ganoderma lucidum, why bother to find a fairy prescription? ?
Thin people are afraid of stomachache, fat people are afraid of wind paralysis. ?
Money is hard to buy, old and thin. ?
Don't look for a fairy to sleep with. ?
Don't sleep in summer, don't sleep in winter. ?
Sleeping in the house is greedy, adding illness and reducing age. ?
It's better to practice one inch longer than one inch thicker. ?
If you hide debts, you will be poor, and if you hide diseases, you will die. ?
When children are safe, they are not afraid of hunger and cold. ?
If you want to be healthy, eat a good breakfast, have a full lunch and eat less dinner. ?
Going to bed early and getting up early is good for your health, and exercising every day will eliminate all diseases. ?
Take some bran with you when you eat noodles, so you don't need a doctor. ?
One meal hurts, and a hundred meals are not fragrant. ?
If you have a stuffy nose, cook ginger and eat onions. ?
Seven minutes, don't ask sir.
Two-part allegorical sayings and proverbs II:
Agricultural proverb?
Play spring twice a year, and yellow grass is as expensive as gold. ?
1929, the dog barked under the door, 1949, the stone mortar was frozen, 1969, watching the willows by the river, 1979, the river could not be opened.
1989, geese will definitely come, 1999, cows are everywhere.
Spring ploughing twice a year turns loess into gold. ?
The spring breeze broke the glazed tile. ?
Snow in winter is a treasure, and Chun Xue is grass. ?
On the fifteenth day of the first month, it will be a bumper harvest this year. ?
Millet is planted in a hurry, and millet and beans are not planted in the ambush. ?
There is no snow and no wheat in winter. ?
Ten days after the winter solstice, the Gregorian calendar celebrates the New Year. ?
It snows heavily every year, not on March 9 but on April 9. ?
Seven, eight, go out and freeze. ?
It is always cold when it is warm in winter, and it becomes cold in spring. ?
If the tree is not pruned, the fruit will not be harvested. ?
Beginning of autumn picks peppers and hits red dates at the autumnal equinox. ?
The solstice in summer is not made of onions, but with a sieve. ?
Cut the field in drought and water the garden in rain and flood. ?
Growing ginger and raising sheep is short, flat and fast. ?
Peony blooms first, peony pedicures. ?
Roses will be scarce in the coming year if they are not pruned. ?
Aquatic plants, flowers and sand plants, cactus. ?
Master teaches, apprentice helps, and apprentice grows fast. ?
It is better to take a hundred steps than to take risks. ?
Lucky once, paralyzed ten times; Once paralyzed, regret for life.
Thousands of products piled up, and a spark source was destroyed. ?
If you don't clean the mirror, the accident can't be analyzed clearly. ?
Grab 10 thousand, just in case
Clothes and trousers are not fastened tightly, and the machine bites people. ?
Don't beat the quenching material, the fragments will fly and collapse. ?
Beware of driving Wan Li, half a meter paralysis accident. ?
Safety in production is related to life. ?
Masons are not bad, carpenters are not bad. ?
A thousand things are easy to learn, but one thing is hard to understand. ?
Strike while the iron is hot, and rust will be removed before painting. ?
The master has no waste in his hand. ?
It's better to put on a show than shout it out. ?
Hardware co-casting, a hundred trials and a hundred steelmaking. ?
Run around with the tricks and see if you can find them. ?
If you don't know how to buy or sell, the blind will hit the south wall. ?
You get what you pay for. ?
If you can't afford it, you can sell a piece of leather. ?
Buyers and sellers also have empty eyebrows. ?
You can't do business with a nose bigger than your face. ?
Good goods are not as good as good markets. ?
Friendly guests came and kind words filled the door. ?
Rice sellers are not afraid of being pregnant. ?
Children are innocent and buyers are crowded. ?
Never tire of watching it, customers like it. ?
Commodities have three equivalents, and customers can see them from far and near. ?
Good wine needs no bushes. ?
Close the door and sell scabies medicine. Those who itch will come by themselves. ?
The goods are reliable and the prices are high and low. ?
It is easy to open a shop, but difficult to keep it. ?
One market, one commodity. ?
You can't buy it cheaply, but you can't be fooled. ?
Business is easy, man, but it's hard to rely on. ?
Shop around, don't ask experts. ?
One guest breaks his word, and a hundred guests don't come to the door. ?
Don't grab it when it is expensive, and don't take it when it is cheap; Don't chase the good market, and don't abandon the bad market.
We should grasp the seasonal goods as early as possible, and don't cram for the Buddha's feet. ?
Secondhand goods can't be broken in old shops. ?
One line leads to hundreds of markets. ?
No one does business at a loss. ?
Weighing stars connects people's hearts, and doing business is fair. ?
We sincerely invite guests from all over the world, and the reputation comes from the letter. ?
Small profits but quick turnover are good business. ?
People abandon me and take it, and people take me. ?
There are many people and I am few, and there is no one. People need me more, and people have my advantages.
Before we start, take a look. ?
Big business is afraid of falling, and small business is afraid of rest. ?
If you want to sell more money, you must finish the goods. ?
The real thing, the child was not cheated. ?
Business talks, financial resources reach three rivers. ?
It is difficult to make steel without a booming stove and do business without understanding the market. ?
Silk in winter and fur in summer. ?
Sell first, then buy. ?
Purchase and sale adjust inventory, and it is easy to handle the goods. ?
If you hoard goods for 1000 days, you will have time to make money. ?
Goods flow like a stream, and goods get rich quickly. ?
Let everyone eat wine and rice and do their own thing. ?
People need clothes and things need packaging. ?
People say a thousand words silently, and goods nod. ?
You can tell a fish by water and a bird by mountain. ?
I'm afraid I can't sell it, and I'm afraid I can't talk about it ?
Three goods are tied tightly, and three accounts are settled. ?
Go out to see the sky, go in to see the face. ?
Not afraid of not knowing the goods, but afraid of shopping around. ?
Clay figurines can't stand the rain and inferior goods can't stand the inspection. ?
Gold is valuable, but works of art are priceless. ?
Who can write while sitting and who can sing while standing. ?
Art is difficult to master, and art does not support people. ?
The master leads the door, and the practice depends on the individual. ?
Writing is not easy, but being a man is even more difficult. ?
The text seems to see the mountain uneven, and the play seems to watch the sea and enjoy the waves. ?
Read more and think more, and write more fluently. ?
Acting is useless, and the more you act, the looser you get. ?
Fist never leaves, mouth never leaves. ?
You can buy two acres of land for a good play. ?
Five years of arms and ten years of legs, twenty years of bad practice and one mouth. ?
One move on the stage, three years off the stage. ?
Crazy people are sung in the opera, and fools are seen in the theatre. ?
If you don't fall in love, the team will be scattered; If you don't love life, the team will collapse.
People have human feelings, and plays have scenes. ?
A good song has many twists and turns. ?
Good posture is to grasp the heart, crazy posture is to listen to applause. ?
A play in the face, a play in the eyes. ?
Play the monkey show well and watch the journey to the west. ?
Seven or eight people with hordes climbed the mountain in three or five steps. ?
The storyteller is articulate, but the actor's legs are fast. ?
It's easier to draw ghosts than people. ?
Good dishes are fried more, and good paintings are framed. ?
If the cursive script does not belong to the case, the fairy will not recognize it. ?
Tea does not enter the inkstone. ?
It's harder to keep than to win. ?
People leave their hometown, but things leave their hometown.
A collection of two-part allegorical sayings and proverbs:
Local proverb?
Three miles away from home, especially in the country. ?
Ten miles is different from customs, and a hundred miles is different from the wind. ?
Go abroad, do as the Romans do. ?
People, no matter how big or small, must have the ability; The mountain is not high or low, but it has scenery. ?
Huahua is really a mansion, a beautiful Taiyuan city. ?
Fuxi Mountain, Baoshan, and the mountains are full of coal. ?
People live on the mountainside, and horses and chariots cross the roof. ?
Tall buildings are built along the hillside, and liquor sells faster than sugar. ?
Shanxi old acyl Taiyuan family, coal as a master of eating vinegar. ?
Village drums, village knocks and village lions jump. ?
You can eat bran with vinegar, but meat without vinegar is not fragrant. ?
See jiaozi off and welcome guests. ?
Qingxu grapes are as sweet as honey, but if you cut a bottle with a knife, the juice won't flow.
The beef in Pingyao and the cakes in Taigu, and the grapes in Xu Xu are sweet.
Thirty miles of oat noodles, forty miles of cakes, and twenty miles of bean noodles are hungry.
August 15th, Yun Zheyue, the 15th day of the first month. ?
February is full of flowers, but March is not red. ?
I didn't send my coat until I ate May Zongzi. ?
On the Double Ninth Festival in September, the fire moved into the room. ?
The year of meat is vegetarian Laba. ?
Live on a dirt cliff and build a cave, where God lives. It is warm in winter and cool in summer. ?
Tea, seven meals and eight drinks is ten points (refers to satiety, which is a social diet custom).
The first pot of jiaozi two pots of noodles, good fire dry rice slow fire porridge. ?
Meat is not as good as pork and vegetables are not as good as cabbage. ?
The grain is high, the black beans are flat, and the custom of ten miles is unusual. ?
June 18, climbing Haozhuang Tower; Climbing Haozhuang Tower will scare away all disasters and diseases.
Jinci has three wonders: Bai Zhou, Su Song and South Lao Quan. ?
There are three cards in Jinci, difficult to be old, opposite Vietnam, water mirror platform. ?
It's Zhoushan, with a good reputation. Dayu tied a boat to control water. ?
Shilingguan, Chitangguan, the head and shoulders of Baizi Mountain. ?
Shiro's mother will visit her, and Tianmen Pass will retreat to the balcony. ?
In Huangzhai Town, by the wind pool, there is a golden pony (referring to Ma Wenwei).
There are three treasures in Taiyuan: brain, fermented grains and tofu brain. ?
Qingxu Sanbao, green vegetables, vermicelli, pulp grapes. ?
Shanxi is not short of burning and lives in a corner of coal. ?
Li Bai Coal Sea Shili Steel City. ?
Golden eggs and silver eggs are not as good as the earth eggs (potatoes) of Yangxing (Yangqu). ?
Jinci rice counts as three camps, and the three camps count as several small station camps. ?
When I mention Zhaigou Mountain, I dare not bother anymore. When it comes to eating oat noodles, you still have to bother.
Twenty-three, eat honeydew melon and paste Mr. Kitchen's mouth. ?
Twenty-three, horse racing string rash (on the twenty-third day of the first month, people avoid needlework, and common beliefs will give birth to bad sores).
Twenty-four, stab (avoid sewing on the twenty-fourth day of the first month, for fear of being bitten by snakes and scorpions).
There are many taboos in the first month, and I live a lazy life. ?
On February 3, the robbers climbed. ?
Monks all the way, monks all the way, no monk has two skills. ?
A radish, a pit, a monk and a sutra. ?
Officials are officials, people are people, and monks are monks. ?
The monk's heart doesn't hurt. ?
People get fat, but unlucky people walk in the corner.
a two-part allegorical saying
Kitchen God's sacrifice-just one. ?
Three pieces of paper made a donkey's head-what a big face. ?
Throw half a brick into the toilet-the shit is overflowing.
Pig eight quit to ignore-samaritans. ?
Sun Monkey's mother-Shi (real person). ?
Monks with crooked mouths recite scriptures-not good-looking. ?
The lawn mower cuts naked oats. ?
The hungry old owl grabbed the pig's urine bubble-an empty joy. ?
A valley on ten acres of land-a seedling. ?
What should I do if I come to the toilet to gouge my hair (room) early? ?
Borrow a comb from my aunt's buddhist nun-just kidding. ?
Borrow a comb from my aunt's convent-you're at the wrong door. ?
Beggars get up early-poor and busy. ?
Eat beans and drink cold water-nothing. ?
Kittens drink soju-it's terrible. ?
Cat's eye-changing from time to time. ?
A thermos-high water bottle (flat) hangs on a telephone pole. ?
Put the chicken feathers on the telephone pole-what a big duster. ?
Millet in sorghum field-half the difference. ?
Put on blue and ride on a donkey-a creature. ?
Wheel-wheel-grinding-stone (solid) hits stone (solid). ?
Onions in winter-my heart is alive. ?
The birds on the bell and drum tower were scared away. ?
Cowhide paste lanterns-bright in my heart. ?
The old monk moved-blew the light and turned off the fire. ?
Playing at the tip of a knife-you can't live. ?
Shit crawls, cows move-fuck off. ?
Half a brick at the entrance of the hall-kicked out. ?
Pugs wear string bells-mixed with large animals. ?
The chaff on the top of the ant-what a big old head. ?
A food lawsuit-saying you haven't eaten it. ?
Jump into the well with an ingot on your arm-lay down your life for free. ?
Crying with a censer-a rebuff. ?
Camels show themselves by running among the sheep. ?
Tofu with a ponytail-it won't pull up. ?
Eat food and look in the mirror-shameless. ?
Take off your pants and hang yourself-don't be shy. ?
The mouse pulls the shovel-the big head is behind. ?
Catch the bus to pick up dung-it's a waste of time. ?
Drag the balloon into the sky-it's easy to think of. ?
Roadside poles.-Step aside. ?
Sleep on the straw board-not far from shit (death). ?
It belongs to jujube bone (nucleus)-dichotomy. ?
Flatter your ass on your knees-this is wrong. ?
Why do you become sworn brothers alone? ?
I ate a straw hat in one gulp-my stomach was full of circles. ?
One two three five six-no four (things). ?
No shochu on the treat-no drinks (combination). ?
Twenty-four dogs are scraping the ground-it's a mess. ?
The Monkey King's golden cudgel-divine cudgel. ?
Three people have two beards-rare. ?
The small hoe fell into the rice cooker-hoeing rice (first offense). ?
My brother-in-law is crying for his brother-in-law-he can't open his mouth. ?
The rooster wears a string of bells-he hangs out with big animals. ?
Grenades wipe your ass.-danger. ?
Carpenter's axe-chop at the same time. ?
Eye drops are needed for toothache-don't doubt it. ?
It's cloudy in menstruation-ask for leave. ?
Boiling water burns your feet, not your heart. ?
There are no three brothers-no four (yes). ?
Pickled pickles with stones and eggs-one salt is hard to get in. ?
Pick up shit with lanterns-find shit (death). ?
Kiln on the cliff-no yard (complaint). ?
Walking on stilts on the fifteenth day of the first month-half of them are not people. ?
The mouse licks the cat's ass-looking for shit (death). ?
A mouse licked a cat's ass-it's killing me. ?
The mouse licks the cat's ass-lay down his life to slip the hook. ?
Rats gnaw cymbals-eat cymbals (badly). ?
Eat the wicker grille woven in the stomach. ?
Buy horses and cattle-it is not easy to run home, but it is delicious. ?
Hang a sickle on your ear-it's so mysterious. ?
Lice fart-stingy. ?
Fleas sneeze-stingy. ?
A hair is divided into eight petals-too thin. ?
Bean sprouts stewed with tofu-different surnames. ?
Tofu falls on the ash slope-you can't blow it, you can't hit it. ?
Eating food saves powder. ?
Donkey dung balls wipe your ass on shit. ?
Needle tip to wheat awn-sharp. ?
The blind wolf cried-howling. ?
You don't need an awl to accept the sole-needles are (really) good. ?
The dog lifted the curtains-it was all a joke. ?
Dogs scratch pig urine-empty love. ?
Dogs catch mice-idle management. ?
My son climbed up the earth-a mountain tiger. ?
Lift your pillow and hit your aunt-bluff. ?
The seller of bean sprouts doesn't need a scale-scratch it. ?
Jujube bones cover archway-sharp (traitor) against sharp (traitor). ?
The rice delivery jar hit my ear-I can't lift it. ?
Stones on the road-kicked out. ?
Ticks in the shop-customers who eat. ?
Pour garlic into the casserole-a deal with one hammer. ?
Grasshoppers wear red chaff-red (weak) head and red (weak) brain.
The sore on the beard-a problem. ?
Plaster the beard-there are many problems. ?
Boys and girls sit in rows-people, not people. ?
Waves on the chimney-leading to the underworld. ?
Chamber pot at the bottom of the peak and ridge-good mouth. ?
Tie a rope around your heel and pull it down. ?
Hanging a fence on your chest-fishing for the heart and lungs.
Millet on the edge of the pot-boiled. ?
Top pillar in wall-hide output. ?
The upper is made into a brim-it's improved. ?
The grasshopper has a sore on its leg-the pus is not big. ?
Pugs tease drivers-they want to eat whips.
Pugs wear string bells-they mix lions. ?
Soak the bean curd brain in the Lantern Festival-the day is thick (ok). ?
Under the Fenhe River-the soup (hall) is wide. ?
The chaff on the top of the grasshopper-mixed with the big head fairy. ?
Grasshoppers eat melon seeds-they don't have big mouths, but they have big hearts. ?
The mouse got into the bellows-both ends suffered indignities. ?
The mouse fell into the flour jar-it glared at him. ?
Toad climbed up the pepper tree-there was no room for its hooves and legs. ?
Old cow's urinary tract-irregular. ?
The child jumped on the tobacco-it was too hot to stand. ?
Stick your head out of the coffin-shame on you. ?
Just like a waiter (boy and girl) fell down-the shelf didn't fall down. ?
Chicken feathers stick to the flagpole-it's dusty. ?
Get on the plane and shoot the iron cannon loudly (think). ?
The rotten half of the intersection was kicked out. ?
Fourteen people died the next day-I have never seen the first day or the fifteenth day. ?
Toad jumps into a well-don't knock (understand). ?
Millet is planted on slippery seeds. ?
Rice and millet leaves burn paper-to coax ghosts. ?
Rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything. ?
Pig eight quit wearing a face-not like people inside and outside. ?
The singer blew his beard and stared-pretending to be angry. ?
Narcissus doesn't bloom-play dumb. ?
Eat bean jelly for nine days-no matter what the weather is. ?
Stone ramming grinds fan stone (solid) and hits stone (solid). ?
That old black woman has been dead for three years-there is only one mouth left. ?
The bricks in the pit are half smelly and half hard. ?
Hair is full of shit (bitch). ?
Tigers go down the mountain-leave a skin. ?
The rabbit went downhill-rolling and turning. ?
Lift the jar up the hill-both ends are tight. ?
The wolf ate the mountain god-even if he told the ghost, he wouldn't believe it. ?
The tortoise in the water tank-there is nowhere to escape. ?
Hang a curtain on the wall-no way. ?
Borrow a plate in the twelfth lunar month-tight goods. ?
Eating fried noodles in windy places-it's hard to talk. ?
Raw cowhide is sent to a nitrate tank-it will soften. ?
Tree pigeons kiss each other-pairs of ashes. ?
A foot of cloth has lost nine feet-there is only one foot left (to eat). ?
The tailor lost his scissors-there was only one ruler left (to eat). ?
Steamed buns and covered baskets-running around. ?
Deaf ears-collocation. ?
Turn a deaf ear-like goods. ?
The mouse is by the urn-it always falls down. ?
Please, the dog bit the butcher-it will get a knife. ?
A tiger slapped a fly on its head-looking for trouble. ?
Eggs hit rocks-not rivals. ?
Anti-aircraft guns hit mosquitoes-make a mountain out of a molehill. ?
Dance Catherine on the platform home-have fun, you damn fool. ?
Swing a whip in the cultivated land-urging (blowing) cattle. ?
The bomb was thrown into the teapot-it was a bluff. ?
Sorghum stalks carry water-they can't bear it. ?
Watermelon fell into the oil drum-round and slippery. ?
Spread the foundation on the grey ground-it's soft. ?
Telephone poles are used as chopsticks-what a big material. ?
Weigh chicken feathers-don't weigh (a lot). ?
The somersault on the tip of the knife is life-threatening. ?
Horse racing on the wall-there is no escape. ?
Eyes on the apex of the heart-arrogance. ?
A poor bachelor dreams of marrying a daughter-in-law-thinking of good things. ?
Ants on hot bricks. ?
I have a sore on my head and pus on the soles of my feet-it's terrible. ?
Look at the people under the door-look down. ?
Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-two wishes. ?
Railway police-every department. ?
Kong moved-the whole book (lost). ?
Shoot yourself in the foot-asking for trouble. ?
Carpenters wear flail-they deserve it. ?
Cats cry mice-pretend to be sad. ?
The dog bit Lv Dongbin, and he didn't know whether it was good or bad. ?
Terrible notice.-nonsense. ?
Much cry and little rain-bluffing. ?
The emperor on the stage-the fake son of heaven. ?
Horse racing on wooden bridge-mystery. ?
The grasshopper after autumn-jump? In a few days. ?
The driver doesn't wear a whip-he's flattering. ?
The news spread all over the streets-hearsay. ?
Dreaming of marrying a wife-a good thing to think about. ?
Begging to move.-nothing. ?
Shave your head and catch lice-kill two birds with one stone. ?
Terrible fart-immortal (evil) gas. ?
The earth god farts. ?
Weasels give birth to mice-each generation is worse than the next. ?
Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a side dish. ?
Li Kui jy sells tofu-hard goods are soft goods. ?
Carrots strike gongs-not hammers. ?
Scorpions sting snakes-one is more poisonous than the other. ?
Mosquitoes bite Bodhisattva-barking up the wrong tree. ?
Fox goes to court-fox (Hu) school. ?
Beggars take pictures-a poor face. ?
Double spring performance-those who should go out don't make a decision, and those who make a decision don't go out.
Weasels wear bells-they have a heart but no guts. ?
Bite melon seeds and get bugs-everyone has it. ?
Put on mourning and worship heaven and earth-sad and happy. ?
Worship heaven and earth in mourning-happiness comes from sorrow. ?
Wearing a suit and sandals-a combination of local culture and foreign culture. ?
Drug addicts-smokers. ?
The judge performed magic. ?
There is a boil on the mouse's tail-there is not much pus (energy). ?
Pick up sesame seeds with watermelon-the size is correct. ?
Wolves eat virgins.-no one tastes them. ?
Stick a janitor on your lap-go and go. ?
Zhang Fei sells meat, which is his old job. ?
Bald men become monks-natural materials. ?
There is dew on the grass and frost on the tiles-it won't last long. ?
Buckwheat skin is mushy-not sticky. ?
Fried dried elm leaves-adulteration. ?
The rabbit crossed the gap-just downhill. ?
Now get in the sedan chair and prick your ears-you can't do it. ?
Straw hat covers the pot-let go. ?
No one will believe that the sparrow ate the kite. ?
The two brothers mourned-they didn't know until they died. ?
Riding a donkey and carrying a sack-all the pressure is on the donkey. ?
Blow the horn with a crooked mouth-nice and beautiful. ?
Old hens hatch ducks-in vain. ?
Water the land, the blind touch the elephant-it's irrigation (habit). ?
Toad jumped on the dock-mingled with the stone lions. ?
Confucius fell into Fenhe River-a lot of wet words. ?
Hang a key on your forehead-open your eyes. ?
Pig eight quit to push the mill-it's not like being treated at all. ?
Driving mahu (wolf) in the pool (naked)-bold but not shy.
Boiled cabbage with chicken feet-no one was hurt. ?
Play with energy at the tip of a knife-don't be suicidal. ?
Use the door as a crutch-it's overqualified. ?
Shit crawls and cows stink *! Son-more and more disgusting. ?
Half a catty of flour is four or two alkalis-here. ?
Red envelope zongzi in the mountains-not a good jujube (kind). ?
Feed the blind donkey with grass-it's a waste of time. ?
Playing Black Boy on Mill Road-Playing the piano on the donkey. ?
Pour the watermelon into your pocket-shake it. ?
Borrow the urinal in the middle of the night.-Not a good time. ?
Practice your voice on the plane-it's too high. ?
A stick was stuck in the toad's nest-it was screaming. ?
The carpenter went to the mountain-full of materials. ?
Carpenter hangs on the line-turn a blind eye. ?
Eating ice for nine days-my heart is cold. ?
Blacksmith's daughter-knows the color of fire. ?
Grandma Land Marries the Jade Emperor-One Step to Heaven. ?
Rubbing sand in your eyes-unbearable. ?
Yang Banshi-Gone forever. ?
A barrel 10 liter-break even. ?
Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake. ?
Pig eight quit to marry a wife-one happy and one sad. ?
Zhong Kui burps-full of something congenial. ?
Selling horses in Qin Qiong-temporary difficulties. ?
Cleaners pull goods-a pile of rubbish. ?
Bury a detonator in your throat-it will collapse as soon as you say it. ?
Kill the pig and poke the ass-a way for a butcher. ?
Officials on the stage-all fake. ?
White with pig eight quit-one wants to eat meat, one wants to catch up. ?
Sanjiu's stove is a three-volt fan-everyone loves it. ?
Persimmons are sold in Wu Dalang-the goods are soft. ?
Wu Dalang sells hedgehogs-people and bears prick their hands. ?
Take your child to the pawnshop-treat others as you do.
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