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Dedicated "Huang Tu" to the emperor and became the first loyal minister in history.

In this world, everything should come first. Anyone who has seen Three Silly Bollywoods knows that there is a joke in it. Professor "Virus" asked freshmen who knew who was the first astronaut to land on the moon. Everyone raised their hands and said Armstrong. The professor asked who was the second man to land on the moon. The result must be that no one knows.

Today, we will talk about who was the first loyal minister in the history of China. Some students said, could it be a competition? I'm sure it's not, Beagan. It is only because it was on the list of gods and made into a film and television that so many people know about it.

The first loyal minister in the history of China, his name is Guan Longli. Pay attention to the last word "Pang" and the second word. Don't mispronounce it. At the same time, this Guan Longli is also the ancestor of all Guan surname people in China. Therefore, Guan PR master is also his descendant.

Guandi, born in Jieli 19 and died in 32 years in Jieli, was the first Ming Dynasty in China history and the first loyal minister who died because of remonstrance. He is 93 years old. He was king for two generations.

At that time, Xia Jie, a famous tyrant in the history of China, was in power. Maybe you don't know, but many people should know. It is fooling around with the west, churning out obscene idioms such as femme fatale, peak peak, wine pool meat, nude play and so on. Of course, the reputation of West is worse than that of da ji, and the praise is said to be the ancient IP of China. I can't bear to watch those moralists buckle three beautiful women's heads whenever they have a shit plate. I don't know how to be kind to others.

Later, in the Spring and Autumn Period, Li Ji was added. She was listed as one of the four ancient enchantresses in China along with Xian Xi, da ji and Bao Si.

Ever since I got mixed up with Xi, I've been ignoring Chao Gang and talking incoherently with her every day. Legend has it that the West's "beauty and bright eyes" are full of makeup, and the clothes are fluttering. The crystal rain and dew make people pity. "It should be much more beautiful than online celebrities now.

There are beautiful women in the harem, and the natural environment cannot be too bad. Xia Jie tried his best to repair Gong Qiong Palace, set up Yao Tai, spread the meat on the rotten embankment, and hung the preserved fruit in the forest. The wine pool is navigable, and the embankment is ten miles bad. Thousands of maids stripped off their clothes, beat drums, poured their heads on the pool to drink, then beat drums and stepped on a tree in the forest to eat preserved fruit. So, they are in a hurry. He Jie laughed while drinking. Kill anyone who dares to resist. Another night of drinking, naked men and women, seeing the trend of handover, Xia Jie and Xi were overjoyed, and even national affairs were ignored from then on.

What Xia Jie did was strongly opposed by people, who hated him. However, Xia Jie disagreed with him. He arrogantly compared himself to the sun that never sets. Seeing that he was so brazen, the people cursed him and said, "You'd better finish the sun! We are willing to die with you. " Why don't the three fat children next door have this awareness?

At that time, Emperor Guan Long was said to be a great loyal minister who took the rise and fall of the country as his responsibility. Seeing that Hexi was really dying, he bluntly put forward many suggestions, hoping to be a good emperor, but he just wouldn't listen. Therefore, Guan Longti came up with a plan: "To present Huang Tu".

Note that the "Huang Tu" mentioned here is not the "Huang Tu" in your mind, so it needs harmony. There are two versions of the so-called Huang Tu.

The first argument is that Huang Tu is a map, and Emperor Guan Long wants to show that the situation is critical and let Xia Jie care more about state affairs.

The second theory is that Huang Tu is describing the achievements of his ancestors. We should remind Xia Jie to look at the great achievements of his ancestors, reflect on what he has done, take his ancestors as an example to govern the country, and don't just think about his own enjoyment.

Whatever Huang Tu is like, it's not what you think.

After Guandi painted Huang Tu, he went to Xia Jie's harem. When talking to Xi, Guan Di stood beside him. Xia Jie felt embarrassed and wanted to get rid of Guandi as soon as possible.

Unexpectedly, Guan Longti not only refused to leave, but also scolded him when he saw his impatience. How wise Dayu was in SHEN WOO, and how the descendants gave you a black sheep. If you keep making this noise, you will be conquered and extinct, and so on.

Of course, Xia Jie was very depressed. In a rage, he burned to death and put him in prison, and soon killed him.

Therefore, Guan Longli was the first loyal minister in the history of China, and Kevin Z and others learned from him.

The power to kill the loyal minister is so great that people around Xia Jie dare not say anything about him anymore, so Xia Jie is even more unscrupulous. At this time, the Shang tribes living in the East became increasingly prosperous, and their leader Tang led a division to deal with them with the help of counselor Yi Yin. Xia Jie's army was vulnerable and Mingtiao was completely defeated in the First World War. Xia Jie fled to Nanchao, Anhui Province, and died in Tingshan. The Xia Dynasty perished and Shang Tang was founded.

Later generations cherish the memory of the first loyal minister who was killed for his advice, and commemorate him with Bi Gan who was killed by Shang Zhouwang. "Double-in-one-hall" was built in Changyuan County, Henan Province, and it still existed until the Qing Dynasty.