Complete works of funny classic poems

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1. Classic funny shopping jokes. My wife bought a pair of trousers when she went shopping. She came back and mysteriously said to me, hey, I made money today. I took a taxi to get a pair of pants. I tried it on as if it were specially bought for me. I am very happy, too. I told my colleagues about it the next day and found that all the female colleagues had strange expressions. One of them simply said that I told my husband the same thing when I bought more expensive clothes.

2. Smile every day. You really need to learn how to speak from my boyfriend. Whenever I ask him, "Who is the beauty between me and female stars?" He always stumbles back with his eyes wide open, and then trembles, "What did you say? Do you want to compete with her? How can she compare with you? You are simply demeaning yourself! " .

3. An anecdote about a girl chatting up. In a coffee shop, I accosted a girl: "Can I borrow your mobile phone? I want to charge your mobile phone with my charging treasure. " I went home through a dark alley and was robbed. I asked the robber, "Do you know who I am?" Robber: "I don't know who you are, but I know who you are for." "Who is it for?" "For the harvest in autumn, for the return of wild geese in spring."

4. A scholar fled to a rich man's house in a famine year. He wanted to beg for something to eat, but he was afraid that the rich man would not give it. So he said to the rich man, "I have a quirk in my life." I feel dizzy when I see steaming steamed buns. " The rich man didn't believe it, so he put the scholar in a room full of steamed bread. After a while, he saw that all the steamed buns had been eaten up by the scholar. The rich man said angrily, "What are you afraid of now?" The scholar smiled and said, "At this time, I am most afraid of two bowls of hot tea."

5. It is not enough that you are a black Virgo. Who can stand such a woman? When looking for a wife, you should refuse Virgo, so that they can't find a husband. Well, in that case. . . Virgo women, I can take care of them!

6. My best friend accompanied me on a blind date. The other person is not handsome, but he is handsome and has a good personality. I feel a little reliable, but I have no bottom. After the blind date, I asked my girlfriend: What do you think? Girlfriend regrets while playing mobile phone: flower fork cow dung! I was secretly pleased and angry: don't say that about him, it's not good. My best friend doesn't look up. Anyway, what do you think about every day? He is a flower.

7. Me: What moment made you feel really poor? Classmate Shen replied: I asked the whole dormitory, but I didn't borrow the charger for my mobile phone. The teacher didn't come to class once. A classmate suddenly shouted: Tang Sheng ~ ~ The whole class agreed with one voice. . Powerful. . . . Some students shouted: bring the lawbreaker! At this time. . The head teacher is smiling. Walk into the classroom in high spirits.

8. Tell your girlfriend to lose weight today. Girlfriend said: I feel that there are four people living in my body and I can't lose them. I froze her and said, They are Tang Priest, the Monkey King, Pig and Friar Sand. Every day, the Tang Priest says: I want to be a vegetarian. Pig Bajie said: I want to eat meat. The Monkey King said, I want to eat fruit. Friar Sand said, Master has big wet breasts and two wet breasts. That's right! !