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Fifty super humorous sentences extracted from drinking between men.

Drinking between men is a super humorous sentence (I) 1. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last for a long time. Nothing can be done without wine.

2. Drink less, don't drink more, drink more and don't say much; Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.

3. People in Jianghu can't live without wine.

If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the roadside? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

5. The woman who drinks drinks drinks wine, and what she drinks is affection, and what she is drunk is love.

6.from now on, throw away the wine.

7. Feelings are too weak to drink.

8. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

9. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't drink it, which made me ugly.

10. Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking and lead in the future.

1 1. People roll their eyes after drinking, and drinking units lack funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!

12. If you can drink one or two, drink two. Such a friend is generous enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it;

13. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

14. Everyone was drunk and I woke up alone, so I had to wait on them again.

15. Red wine, white wine and wine, our friendship lasts forever.

16. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

17. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

Drinking between men is a super humorous sentence (II) 18. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.

19. Would you like to be an old friend? You can also go drinking together if you are white.

20. Worry, all in wine, hidden in my heart.

2 1. I've been in a daze for a year. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

22. Market economy competition, have a drink quickly.

23. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

24. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

25. Going out, the wine field is unbearable.

26. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

27. Drink nine taels at a time and concentrate on training.

28. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

29. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

30. How can people not drink when they are wandering around the rivers and lakes?

3 1. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

32. It's nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but it's just an excuse for me to cry.

33. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

34. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

Drinking between men is a super humorous sentence (Chapter III) 35. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "The women are bigger, and all the men go in."

36. Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem.

37. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?

38. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

39. Drink if you don't drink.

40. Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

4 1. Friends should drink, whether it is good wine or bad wine.

42. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

43. Sing a song about wine, Life Geometry.

44. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep?

45. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, no one will feel bad if you only wear one dress.

46. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

47. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

48. To make guests drink well, drink well first;

49. How much you can worry about is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]

50 excerpts from the sentence that men watch football and eat supper at night.

Men watch football and eat supper at night (Part I) 1. Who invented midnight snack, so that I can't sleep without eating.

2. The highest level of eating food is to regard it as food.

3. My head hurts. Don't eat midnight snack at night. Be sure to go to bed at eleven o'clock at night.

4. Spicy crayfish is booming.

5. Look at that string, isn't it delicious?

6. As a foodie, I am most proud of the moment when I peeled the lobster shell.

7. Love Australian lobster, and love crayfish more-Amy's father crayfish.

8. Recently, I cooked and barbecued in the middle of the night every day, and the next day I became swollen into a pig's head with acne, but it was really cool. I like the life in the fat house.

9. I don't want to be the one who invites you to dinner. I just want to be the one who cooks breakfast for you.

10. I was so worried that I couldn't sleep all night. Mom told you not to like walking so much. You don't listen to your stomach and always go out for supper with others.

1 1. Want to eat thirteen fragrant crayfish! Crazy about crayfish! Every pore says I want to eat crayfish!

12. I had a barbecue in the middle of the night and then went to eat crayfish, which was very satisfying. It was my ideal summer night.

13. A good girlfriend will give you a snack. Don't gain weight alone. Yes More than once.

14. I have eaten a lot recently, but I haven't gained weight. I want to try a midnight snack to see if I can gain weight.

15. A happy day is the time to have a snack.

16. Stay up late and have a snack, and start to lose fat tomorrow!

17. Busy all day, insist on being a happy crayfish.

Men watch football and eat supper at night (Chapter II) 18. They like to drink friends, eat supper and talk about everything. They are very happy.

19. You can order the surrounding dishes.

20. In the sudden summer, crayfish and beer are more suitable. Is there a lack of stories?

2 1. Facts have proved that eating midnight snack will not gain weight, but will only increase your stomach!

22. A person who eats without sleeping, eats midnight snack and breakfast, and eats tobacco and alcohol every day. He wants to be healthy and happy.

23. Give youth a release!

24. Fresh crucian carp silver celery soup.

25. Recently, everyone says that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.

26. Looking at pictures of others eating crayfish, I was so greedy that I placed an order for allergic tuberculosis regardless of my face. For me, eating may be more important.

27. Spicy crayfish, a happy life with a taste of "ten".

28. I really like to eat midnight snack. In the dead of night, when you are alone, there is no work to worry about, and there is nothing trivial to find you. I can relax and eat something. This feeling is really good.

29. Spicy crayfish cannot be copied.

If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness?

3 1. I took another sip of beer and ate two crayfish. Looking forward to bringing a good mood.

32. Lobster season is here again. Today, we have a little mashup, crayfish sparerib soup.

33. avoid getting fat

34. It is best to be a boyfriend and girlfriend. I said I was hungry! Then he immediately drove to buy me a snack. I love you so much!

Men watch football and eat supper at night (Chapter III) 35. I want to get rid of the habit of eating supper every day, but I finally find that I can't do it.

36. Love life, excitement and spicy crayfish.

37. Give youth a bungee jump!

38. Travel must-have midnight snack barbecue, full of meaning! Everyone is delicious!

39. Don't ask me what I want at night, except for a snack.

40. Eating lobster three times in meditation won't make you fat. Eating lobster won't make you fat.

4 1. Eating is the greatest pleasure in life.

42. I want to eat, but I don't want to gain weight, okay?

43. The whole circle of friends is running, and only I am eating crayfish. Who gave me courage?

44. Join hands with * * * to enjoy fresh crayfish. If you love her, buy it for her.

45. I failed this trip and came back to eat Luzhou fish.

46. Some people don't like crayfish. There must be no one who doesn't like such delicious food.

47. Spicy crayfish, which can't stop being spicy.

48. Last weekend, I was too indulgent. I watched the ball with beer barbecue and midnight snack, and I have been paying my debts this week.

49. On weekends, the sky is blue, the sun is warm and the starry sky is beautiful, ending with a midnight snack.

50. Lu Chuan, lobster, beer, ice cream, watermelon, hot pot, concert, sea, travel, skills that summer has to learn, this is the meaning of summer!

50 humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking between brothers

A humorous sentence 1 between brothers eating supper and drinking. Brothers don't drink and have no good friends.

2. Standing on your feet, drinking doesn't count.

3. I once drank too much with leaders and others. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

When the wine is dry, the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

It rained in the sky and dried up underground, not counting the cups just now.

6. Two cups a day, if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

7. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

8. Women are crazy when they drink, and men are worried when they drink.

9. You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, and you don't know the weight until you have loved it.

10. Wine songs accompany me tonight until the morning light reflects the jade cup. Propertius

1 1. We are all bosom friends. I'll drink two glasses of hangover first.

12. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

13. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

14. Stop drinking from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget this sentence!

15. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. You will trip and look for water at night. You will wake up early and regret it.

16. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

17. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

Humorous sentence 2 18 about eating supper and drinking between brothers. You can drink 25, so comrades should be trained!

19. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

20. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

2 1. It is said that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

22. Never drink, but drink until you are unconscious!

23. Drink less, drink less and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.

24. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

25. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

26. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

27. In life, drinking is everywhere.

28. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

29. I was never your name when you were drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the forefront of the years and grew up with you.

30. It's too early to get promoted after drinking and running away.

3 1. Commodity economy is in great circulation, and opening up enlivens two cups.

32. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

33. Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and learn from it later.

34. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.

Humorous sentence 35 about eating supper and drinking between three brothers. Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

36. Feelings are shallow, take a lick.

37. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.

38. The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

39. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

40. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

4 1. All rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

42. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

43. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.

44. Promotion is too early.

45. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.

46. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

47. There are thousands of glasses in the wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

48. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

49. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

50. Such a good wine will make you live forever!

Tik Tok's funny copy of hot drinks summarizes 50 articles.

A Funny Copy of Tik Tok's Popular Drinking (Part I) 1. Don't drink if you win, cheat if you lose.

I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

6. The lover's tears are drunk drop by drop; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

7. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up.

8. Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking and lead in the future.

9. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

10. Discipline inspection cadres don't drink, and there is no clue at all.

1 1. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

12. Art for art's sake is not more meaningful than drinking.

13. The biggest pain-you can't get drunk after drinking, you can only pay the bill.

14. I'm going to buy you a few drinks. I'm drunk and you carry it.

15. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

16. Men don't drink, go around the world like eunuchs/can't make good friends;

17. You can drink without losing money, leading the secretary.

A Funny Copy of Tik Tok's Popular Drinking (Part II) 18. How about two?

19. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.

20. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

2 1. People can't walk the rivers and lakes without drinking;

22. Drink, drink, drink, drink.

23. Drunk and awake, different mentality!

24. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.

25. I've been in a daze for a year in succession. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

26. People in Jianghu can't live without wine.

27. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

28. Would you like to be an old friend? You can also go drinking together if you are white.

29. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.

30. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

3 1. No drinking, no future;

32. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.

33. The wine is dry and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

34. Half a catty of wine is not appropriate, and one catty helps the wall. I won't go for half a catty.

Tik Tok's popular drinking funny copy (chapter 3) 35. Generally speaking, if you don't drink alcohol, if you don't drink ordinary wine, drinking is unusual.

36. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

37. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

38. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

39. Ordinary people don't drink and have no joy at all.

40. Take a bite back and look at the silly drinker.

4 1. virgin stage, strictly guard against death and stick to it. Young woman stage, half-pushing. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. Widow stage, I will fight with you. Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.

42. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.

43. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

44. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

45. It's great to drink for a while, and it's great to drink all the time.

46. Years of acacia, add two or two white wines, and you can tell this acacia.

47. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

48. If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing your mind and discipline yourself not to drink.

49. Brother, you drink this wine first, and I'll take care of it.

50. I feel deep and stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.