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Jews are convinced that "getting rich can be taught." They believe that success is hard-won, and we must cultivate the concept of success and wealth for the next generation from an early age. In their wandering fate, they are not strangers in a foreign country, but a unique nation that holds destiny and wealth and believes in Talmud wisdom.

When it comes to Jews, the stereotype of ordinary people is that "Jews are a people born to make money", and there is even a very interesting saying: "All the money in the world is in the pockets of Americans, and American money is in the pockets of Jews.

Although Jews account for only 2% of the total population in the United States, one third of American millionaires are Jews.

What impresses Jews most is their amazing wealth and earning power. With the wisdom passed down from generation to generation, they have become the most profitable nation in the world.

No matter in the global financial, academic and even scientific circles, they always take the lead, which is closely related to the unique way Jews educate their children.

In every Jewish family, when the child is a little sensible, the mother will open the Bible, drop a little honey on it, and then let the child lick the honey in the book. This ceremony means: "Books are sweet."

Nobel Prize in Literature winner isaac bashevis singer recalled that his mother scattered raisins and sweets all over the book, which made him associate reading with sweetness.

The Talmud Bible, which was just published a few days ago, is the crystallization of the wisdom of Jewish scholars for more than 1000 years. It is a great classic of Jewish religion, law, life and business rules, in which it is mentioned that human ability is not born, but cultivated from childhood. In other words, Jews firmly believe that "getting rich can be taught the day after tomorrow."

Instilling the importance of money from an early age, Jews have a unique way to educate their children about financial management. They will issue stocks to children who have just turned one year old. This is the custom of their nation, especially the Jews in North America.

When children are three years old, parents will begin to teach them about coins and paper money; At the age of five, let them know that money can buy anything they want and tell them how money is earned; At the age of seven, you should understand the price of commodity labels and deepen the financial management concept of "money can be exchanged for things"; At the age of eight, teach them to work to earn money and deposit money in the bank; From the age of eleven to twelve, they are required to see through the illusion of TV advertisements, make spending plans for more than two weeks, and know how to use bank terms correctly.

Rockefeller, the oil tycoon, is Jewish. He asked his children to write down every expense today before going to bed every day, and even told him where to buy cheaper goods. His purpose is to tell them to learn to live frugally.

Wisdom is an inescapable wealth. "As long as you are alive, wisdom will accompany you all your life. 」

The mother of a Jewish family always asks her children, "If one day your house is burned down and your property is robbed, what will you take to run for your life?" ? "The child's intuitive answer is money or diamonds and jewels, but the mother will say," Son, what you want to take away is not money or diamonds, but wisdom.

Because no one can take away wisdom.

In the eyes of shrewd Jews, anything of value can be recovered, and only wisdom is priceless wealth in life. Therefore, Jews cultivate children's good habit of reading from an early age and let them know that books can give them infinite wisdom. Jews never burn books, even a book that attacks Jews.

According to statistics, Jews have more libraries and publishing houses and per capita annual reading rate than any other country in the world. There is also a saying passed down from generation to generation in Jewish families, that is, the bookcase should be placed at the bedside, and if it is placed at the end of the bed, it will be considered as blasphemy against books.

Jews believe that it is very important for professionals to think quickly and speak fluently. Most Jews can speak more than two languages, because they are burdened with persecution and wandering, and learn various languages in order to survive.

Because Jews grew up in a multilingual environment from infancy, many Jews naturally became "language experts".

Professional Jews who pursue high returns also encourage the next generation to become doctors, lawyers, financiers, scientists, businessmen and other professions. A joke goes like this. A Jewish mother was walking down the street with her two little boys. Passers-by asked her how old they were. Mother replied, "The doctor is three years old and the lawyer is two years old. 」

As mentioned in the book "The Way for Jews to Make Money", Jews have a stable personality, and even when choosing a career, they regard lawyers as their top priority, because compared with medical schools in the United States, there is no requirement for advanced preparatory courses to enter law schools, and it only takes three years to get a bachelor's degree in law.

Jews teach children how to calculate expectations, that is, the rate of return on success. The United States has a population of 200 million, and there are only 5,000 high-income athletes. The expectation is only one in forty thousand, so Jews seldom educate their children to become professional athletes.

Many people equate Jews with misers. In fact, Jews have a common idea about consumption habits-they hate wasting money. If they have to buy, they would rather buy the best.

Many Jews go to expensive elite universities because they know that their children will get good grades and prestigious schools after leaving society.

The book Talmud also mentioned: "I would rather sell all my property than marry my daughter to a scholar."

In order to marry a scholar's daughter, it doesn't matter if you lose everything. For the sake of prenatal and postnatal care, Jews try to choose scholars with professional knowledge when choosing son-in-law.

However, if you have a master's degree or a doctor's degree, but you can't make money with what you have learned, Jews think that it is not a wise man; On the contrary, if you don't read any books, but become rich by yourself, Jews will think that this is the real wisdom of making money.

Jews were taught from birth that money is God's best gift to them. If we can learn from the Jewish passion for wealth, then success is not far away.