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What inspirational and humorous stories are there?

First, Hou copied the book.

Hou, the master of crosstalk language, only attended primary school for three years. Because he is diligent and studious, his artistic level has reached a perfect level and he has become a famous language expert. On one occasion, in order to buy the joke book "The Waves" of Amin Dynasty that he wanted to buy, he went to all the second-hand book stalls in Beijing but failed to buy it. Later, he learned that Beijing Library had this book and decided to copy it back. In winter, he braved the heavy wind and snow and ran to the library to copy books for 18 days in a row. A book of more than 100,000 words was finally copied by him.

Second, Zhang Guanghou eats books.

Mathematician Zhang Guanghou once saw a paper about deficit value, and thought it was very useful for his research work, so he read it again and again. This paper has more than 20 pages, and he has read it repeatedly for more than half a year. Because of repeated groping, clear black marks were left on the white pages. His wife joked with him that it was not reading, but eating books.

Third, Gorky saved the book.

Gorky, a world writer, has a deep affection for books and loves them like life. Once, his room caught fire. The first thing he picked up was a book, and nothing else was considered. He almost burned to death to save the book. He said: "Books enlighten my wisdom and soul and help me stand up in the muddy pond. If it weren't for books, I would sink in this muddy pond, and I would be drowned by stupidity and filth. "

Fourth, Wen Yiduo drunk books.

Wen Yiduo is addicted to reading, and he is "drunk" at first sight. On his wedding day, the new house was decorated with lights and colorful, and it was very lively. Early in the morning, relatives and friends came to congratulate each other. Until the bride's sedan chair arrived home, people still couldn't find the groom anywhere. I was so anxious that everyone looked everywhere and found him in the study. He was still wearing an old robe and was fascinated by a book in his hand. No wonder some people say that he can't read, and he will be "drunk" at first sight.

Five, China guess books

The famous mathematician Hua has a different way of reading. He took a book, didn't read it from beginning to end, but thought for a while, then closed his eyes and meditated. He guessed the layout of the book, then thought about it and opened it. If the author's idea is consistent with his own guess, he will stop reading. The guessing reading method of flowers not only saves reading time, but also cultivates one's thinking and imagination, so as not to make oneself a slave to books.