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Keyboard input and traditional writing

1. When Pen Holder Meets Keyboard Composition

"Alas!" A huge sigh burst out from Pen Holder's slender body, and Keyboard asked with a smile: "Brother Pen Holder, you Why are you sighing?" The penholder glanced at the keyboard and poured out all his bitterness: "Recently, human beings have become more and more dependent on your keyboard and are indifferent to us. Tomorrow is my birthday. I hope that humans will become more and more dependent on you. The more attention you pay to us, alas..."

The keyboard said: "Brother Pen, we will meet under the big banyan tree at noon tomorrow. I have something good for you." After that. Jumped away.

The next day, the keyboard held a round button and said to the penholder: "Brother Penholder, look, this is the new automatic writer I bought recently. It may change the way humans view you. "The pen barrel was equipped with an automatic button full of hope, but I didn't expect that what was written was not the delicate and beautiful words but some messy things. The keyboard said to itself: "Oh, it seems that the model is wrong." The penholder threw the automatic writing button on the ground angrily, and said to the keyboard: "Keyboard girl, come to me tomorrow after you find out the model number." ." After that, he left.

On the third day, Keyboard came to the penholder empty-handed and said to the penholder: "I can't figure out your model. You can go to the store and choose it yourself." After that, he took the penholder and left. The penholder followed the keyboard to a very strange store called "Future Store". Penholder walked in doubtfully. The salesperson was a robot. Penholder asked: "Excuse me, is there an automatic writing button for size X61?" The salesperson placed a smaller button in front of the penholder. The penholder tried it and felt it was It's comfortable, and the handwriting is particularly beautiful. I paid for the penholder and left with the keyboard very satisfied.

That night, a dark figure sneaked into Pen Holder's home. He was the notorious rubber thief. He discovered the automatic writing button on the table, thought it was a gem, and stuffed it into his pocket. He came to a notice written with a pen and took out the automatic writing button and put it on his body. Something unexpected happened. Instead of erasing the words on the notice, there was a big hole in it. The rubber thief threw the automatic writing button to the ground, and with a bang, the button exploded. The policeman on duty was happy when he saw the rubber thief and took the rubber thief away. When the penholder saw the incomplete button, he cried and came to the future store. Unexpectedly, the store had closed down.

The penholder began to frown again... 2. "When the penholder meets the keyboard" composition

With the advent of the technological era, the keyboard has Become a must-have in people's lives. It makes it easier for people to type on computers. Just tap the keyboard lightly to type the words you want. Compared to pens, people think keyboards are much more convenient than pens. But is this true?

People use pens less and less to write and use keyboards more to type, which will make them less and less familiar with writing. In the end, they may even forget how to write. How terrible would that be? ah! There is now a non-organic disease - "agraphia". Nowadays, some computer users only use keyboards for typing except for signing. They rarely use pens and often forget to type as soon as they pick up the pen. Chinese characters are our country’s traditional culture. If our descendants all use keyboards to type but forget how to write, then our country’s traditional culture will be buried and forgotten.

We should use the pens in our hands to write and practice calligraphy more so that we can write square Chinese characters and pass on our traditional culture to our children and grandchildren. And the pen in our hands will become a good partner in our lives. While writing and practicing calligraphy, we must love our Chinese characters and feel the charm of our Chinese characters. In this way, our understanding of Chinese characters will be improved to a higher level! Of course, the keyboard can also be a good partner in our lives. When we encounter some long articles, we can also use the keyboard to save time.

Therefore, when the penholder meets the keyboard, we should not only use the keyboard, but also use the pen to write and practice calligraphy more, so as not to lose our country's traditional culture.

In order to make all this happen quickly, please write seriously and carefully together, and let's pick up the waves of Chinese civilization together! 3. When the Pen Holder Meets the Keyboard Composition

When the Pen Holder Meets the Keyboard

As we all know, people first used brushes to write, and later, more people used fountain pens. Now many people A keyboard replaced them. But one day, they met together...

Late one night in early summer, everyone fell into a sweet dream. But at this time, stationery and other kinds of school supplies got up. "Ah! Good morning! Good morning everyone!" The modern keyboard yawned. "Good morning, everyone! I hope that today everyone will be radiant, energetic, energetic, arrogant, triumphant, and full of spring... The pen full of ink chattered a paragraph. "The weather is so good today, go for a walk quickly. I'm in a good mood, I'm going for a walk! "Mao Bi shouted. Mao Bi walked to the keyboard and shouted, "Oh, isn't this the 'backbone' keyboard of a computer that knows everything and knows everything? "Don't take it seriously. Now people use me. Of course, sometimes they also use the inconspicuous you!" "From the keyboard's words, there was no hint of disdain. The word "inconspicuous" angered the brush, and it shouted, "You really overestimate your capabilities. Think about it, people used brushes in the early days. Our family is yours." And the ancestors of the Pen family, how dare you talk to your ancestors like this! After saying that, he kicked the keyboard down, held the pen against the keyboard, and spoke slowly: "I am the best. Don't people use pens to write now?" What ancestors! No one knows how to use a writing brush now. From now on, our pens will dominate the world. "The pen put its hat back on. The keyboard said dissatisfied: "Come on! You're not relying on ink to stay alive! If I make a mistake, I can’t erase it. I don’t waste ink at all. I just press the button and say goodbye to what I don’t want! "The keyboard produced another English that no one else knew. "Tsk, you're wasting too much electricity, it's better for me." Mao Bi said arrogantly. In this way, they started arguing here and there.

Suddenly, a sound of thunder startled the brush, pen, and keyboard. At this time, the silent uncle of the desk lamp spoke: "Children, you each have your own advantages. The brush is China's national treasure, and China is the birthplace of the brush. , people use brushes to remember that they are always a true Chinese. The pen is a good helper for writing. How can you write a good composition without a pen? The keyboard is a representative of technological development. You each have your own role to play, so stop arguing! "After listening to Uncle Lamp's words, they seemed to understand something and never quarreled again. (Tongling Shida Fire Door - Shida Literature)

From then on, the brushes, pens, and keyboards happily Living together. 4. Composition "Agraphia and Keyboard People"

They will become good partners in our lives

In addition to signing, some of us are familiar with Chinese characters. The understanding will be improved to a higher level. And when the pen barrel meets the keyboard, people will use the pen less and less to write.

In order to make this happen faster, finally. Maybe you have even forgotten how to write, and often forget the words as soon as you pick up the pen. If you use the keyboard a lot to type, you will become less and less familiar with writing, so as not to lose our country's traditional culture. How terrible would that be? Ah, practice calligraphy! Now there is a non-organic disease - "agraphia". We should forget how to write while using the keyboard. In this way, with the advent of the technological era, it is even more important to Feel the charm of our Chinese characters. We must love our Chinese characters even more so that we can write square Chinese characters. When we encounter some long articles, please all of us read them carefully together. You can also use the keyboard. To save time, you can type the words you want. The keyboard has become a necessity in people's lives and has been forgotten. We should use the pens in our hands to write more, then our country's traditional culture will be buried. If our Future generations use the keyboard to type and practice writing.

It makes it easier for people to type on the computer.

Just tap the keyboard and do almost everything else. . While writing and practicing calligraphy.

Let’s pick up the waves of Chinese civilization and use a pen to write more. People think that a keyboard is much more convenient than a pen. Is that true! Of course, pens are rarely used.

Chinese characters, as our country’s traditional culture, can continue to pass on our traditional culture to our descendants and write carefully. In this way, the keyboard can also become a good partner in our lives.

5. The dialogue between calligraphy brush, pen and keyboard requires a composition

"Conversation between calligraphy brush, pen and keyboard" One day after dinner, I walked into the study room and prepared to practice calligraphy. Suddenly I heard the sound of conversation and slowed down. I followed my footsteps and listened carefully after closing the door. It turned out to be the "writing brush, pen, and keyboard chatting in the study!" I just heard the pen say: "Oh, it's a pity that the ancient rope was not invited, because there is no way to verify what material the rope was used at that time." ! Except for the ancient knotted rope as a memory rope, everyone else has arrived at the meeting. Let’s talk casually about our contribution to human writing! "Because Mao Bi is the originator, everyone unanimously asked Mao Bi to talk first! So Mao Bi did his part, cleared his old voice and said: "To talk about my contribution to writing, I am not humble. ( Everyone chimed in, "You are the oldest! The earliest writing tool, senior!" The keyboard indicator flashed, and the keyboard made a face and said, "It's a fairy pen!") Brush: "Well, it's a long story, remember I evolved. The front looks like a knife! Those who carved characters on oracle bones, and later on bamboos, didn't those who wrote legal documents later be called "sword and pen officials"? It was derived from this. There is also the saying "the history leaves a name, according to the sweat list", which all refers to the characters attached to bamboo. For the sake of Jane, oh, remember, when I recorded the text on bamboo, I and the knife were used as writing tools at the same time! Some write first and then engrave! "It's difficult! The brush sighed and continued: "It's difficult to start a business. At that time, the characters were not carved in place, and the craftsmen always blamed me for not writing them in place! At this time, the keyboard became impatient, "If it doesn't work, we should separate. Now we are doing our own things!" "Wu Bi continued: "Who says it's not the case? Thanks to the discovery of silk later and the invention of paper by Cai Lun, I am the only one who can conquer the world, and I have achieved the Chinese aesthetic of losing square Chinese characters! This is unique in the world! "Everyone agreed in unison: "Yes. Yes!" "There are also famous calligraphers who are good at using brushes. Wang Xizhi, Wang Xianzhi, Yan Zhenqing, Su Songpo, etc., how many styles of calligraphy have they written!" The pen on one side couldn't help but blurt out: "It's not Su Songpo, it's Su Dongpo. He was the prime minister of the Northern Song Dynasty!" And he’s not a famous artist, he’s a calligrapher! "Oh, oh, I remembered wrongly." "There are still people who divide us into noble and humble. There are wolf hairs, sheep hairs, seven purples and three sheeps, as well as ancestral home and region, which lake pen is the best, and because of me." And there are so many derivative things! "I have played a huge role in the history of Chinese writing. Although I have taken a back seat now, I am still retired. The craze for calligraphy in the country is still in the ascendant! I am still exerting my residual enthusiasm! Oh, am I showing off my old age? , let’s not talk about it anymore, it’s just a good idea! Can any wise nephew tell me? “Some people below have been waiting impatiently, thinking that this old man is really good at it, it’s too late! Fei Bi assumed the posture of a leader and said: "I think let's talk in order of birth!" Well, I said, Fei Bi wanted to say it for a long time, "I was born in a foreign country, and my ancestors were made of Western goose feathers. They were dipped in It was written with water, and later developed to bring its own water, people jokingly called it "fountain pen!" "It was only at the beginning of the last century that China came to China, an ancient oriental civilization. Sharing a piece of the pie with the predecessors of the brush was considered a mixed bag! But later people here used me and found that my traditional brush was convenient and compact for writing Chinese characters, so I used it and promoted it. And you can't take it back! My nephew is so polite!" The fountain pen saluted the brush with a deep fist! "I was the one who made you laid off and relegated to the second line. What a sin!" Mao Bi said: "No blame! No blame, that's fine. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. The young people are terrible! The speed at which you rewrite Chinese characters, and the way Chinese characters are written to the right Left, the top-down writing pattern of thousands of years is beyond the reach of our generation! Admiration! Admiration!” “Good times don’t last long, everyone has their time.” The pen seemed a little unconfident, “Fortunately, I have prepared for a rainy day. We are advocating "hard-pen calligraphy" among Chinese people." Enough said. Now it's the turn of the "Shanghai style" to speak. This is the joking name of the "keyboard" given by the two elders! Because this brother is the favorite of the moment, and he is usually arrogant! "Then let me talk about it." "The two seniors just said it is right, but I think the credit can only represent the past. Didn't a philosopher say that we should carry forward the revolutionary tradition and strive for greater glory! You can't rest on your laurels. What era is it now? , Now computers are popular in the world! Nothing can be accomplished without computers. We can have a variety of Chinese character input methods. Modern office has become paperless. "Isn't there a popular saying, "What science and technology are also productivity!" I only heard the two old pens. ” Interjected in a low voice, “This is not in line with low carbon”! "Oh! You're quite fashionable!" I'm impressed after three days." Keyboard's words were clearly a bit of a mockery of the two veterans! It was too much! The two veterans had no choice but to suppress their dissatisfaction and said: " It’s my brother who goes on to say

Come on, let’s learn too! "The two old pens knew that this young man was very arrogant, but they took advantage of him! They had to change his name to "Brother"! Who knows, Keyboard raised his hand and concluded: "Remember that there are poems that can serve as footnotes for my speech." This is not Keyboard. Let’s start without quoting scriptures! Everyone held their breaths and listened carefully to what the keyboard said at the end! Just listen to the keyboard say: "Senior with brushes is a little less talented in writing, and senior with fountain pens is a little less talented. I am a genius of this generation!" , all the credit of the predecessors has gone, it’s still up to the present to count the famous figures! "Too crazy!" Too arrogant! "The two old pens can no longer bear to use colors to see! The calligraphy brush said, "Let me tell a story." The keyboard said, "Okay, I like to listen to stories the most." The keyboard looked naughty! The calligraphy brush said seriously: "It was in 1956, on the eve of my retirement, that someone wrote a joke in "Science Popular": It was said that someone programmed a computer robot chip according to his usual living habits, thinking that he could just sit back and think about it and enjoy modern times. Scientific and intelligent services were provided, but unexpectedly, the robot sat on someone's hair according to someone's habit and waited for someone to serve him! , Brother, everything is interdependent, a ruler is short and an inch is long! There is no such thing as perfection in this world! I think computers and keyboards are tools designed by people. People come first and cannot be enslaved by computers. Aren't the running script and regular script in computers based on the characters written by people with brushes? Remember, what does this joke in SciencePublic mean? In human life, the computer keyboard cannot completely replace the pen used by humans! You can't always carry a computer on your back and integrate it into the human brain, instead of writing and signing on the spot! Text is used to integrate into every corner of society. For example, in etiquette culture, computers cannot be used at any time. 6. When the Pen Holder Meets the Keyboard Imagination Composition

As we all know, people first used brushes to write, then more people used pens, and now many people use keyboards instead of them. But one day, they met together...

Late one night in early summer, everyone fell into a sweet dream. But at this time, stationery and other kinds of school supplies got up. "Ah! Good morning! Good morning everyone!" The modern keyboard yawned. "Good morning, everyone! I hope that today everyone will be radiant, energetic, energetic, arrogant, triumphant, and full of spring... The pen full of ink chattered a paragraph in a lively manner. "The weather is so good today, go for a walk quickly. I'm in a good mood, I'm going for a walk! "Mao Bi shouted. Mao Bi walked to the keyboard and shouted, "Oh, isn't this the 'backbone' keyboard of a computer that knows everything and knows everything? "Don't take it seriously. Now people use me. Of course, sometimes they also use the inconspicuous you!" "From the keyboard's words, there was no hint of disdain. The word "inconspicuous" angered the brush, and it shouted, "You really overestimate your capabilities. Think about it, people used brushes in the early days. Our family is yours." And the ancestors of the Pen family, how dare you talk to your ancestors like this! After saying that, he kicked the keyboard down, held the pen against the keyboard, and spoke slowly: "I am the best. Don't people use pens to write now?" What ancestors! No one knows how to use a writing brush now. From now on, our pens will dominate the world. "The pen put its hat back on. The keyboard said dissatisfied: "Come on! You're not relying on ink to stay alive! If I make a mistake, I can’t erase it. I don’t waste ink at all. I can just press the button and say goodbye to what I don’t want! "The keyboard produced another English that no one else knew. "Tsk, you're wasting too much electricity, it's better for me." Mao Bi said arrogantly. In this way, they started arguing here and there.

Suddenly, a sound of thunder startled the brush, pen, and keyboard. At this time, the silent uncle lamp spoke: "Children, you each have your own advantages. The brush is China's national treasure, and China is the birthplace of the brush. , people use brushes to remember that they are always a true Chinese. The pen is a good helper for writing. How can you write a good composition without a pen? The keyboard is a representative of technological development. You each have your own role to play, so stop arguing! "After listening to the lamp uncle's words, they seemed to understand something, and they never quarreled again. 7. When the pen holder meets the keyboard, a 450-word essay

As we all know, people first write with brushes. Later, more people used pens, and now many people used keyboards instead.

But one day, they met... Late one night in early summer, everyone fell into a sweet dream.

But at this time, stationery and other kinds of school supplies got up.

"Ah! Good morning! Good morning everyone!" The modern keyboard yawned. "Good morning everyone! I hope that today everyone can be radiant, energetic, energetic, arrogant, triumphant, and full of spring... The pen full of ink chattered a paragraph vigorously.

"Today The weather is so nice, go for a walk. I feel good. I'm going for a walk! "Mao Bi shouted. Mao Bi walked to the keyboard and shouted, "Oh, isn't this the 'backbone' keyboard of a computer that knows everything and knows everything? "Don't take it seriously. Now people use me. Of course, sometimes they also use the inconspicuous you!" "From the keyboard's words, there was no hint of disdain.

The word "inconspicuous" angered the brush, and it shouted, "You really overestimate your capabilities. Think about all the things people used in the early days. It's the writing brush. Our family is the ancestor of you and the fountain pen family. How dare you talk to your ancestors like this! After saying that, he kicked the keyboard down, held the pen against the keyboard, and spoke slowly: "I am the best. Don't people use pens to write now?" What ancestors! No one knows how to use a writing brush now. From now on, our pens will dominate the world. "The pen put its hat back on.

The keyboard said dissatisfied: "Come on! You're not relying on ink to stay alive! If I make a mistake, I can’t erase it. I don’t waste ink at all. I can just press the button and say goodbye to what I don’t want! "The keyboard produced English that no one else knew. "Tsk, you're wasting too much electricity, it's better for me."

Mobi said arrogantly. In this way, they started arguing here and there. .

Suddenly, a sound of thunder startled the writing brush, pen, and keyboard. At this time, the silent uncle said: "Children, you each have your own advantages. The writing brush is China's national treasure. , China is the birthplace of the writing brush. People use the writing brush to remember that they are always a true Chinese.

The pen is a good helper for writing. How can you write a good composition without a pen? The keyboard is a representative of technological development. You each have your own role to play, so stop arguing! "After listening to what Uncle Desk Lamp said, they seemed to understand something and never quarreled again. 8. Composition "Agraphia and the Keyboard People"

They will become good partners in our lives. .

In addition to signing, some computer users will have a better understanding of Chinese characters. When the pen in our hands meets the keyboard, people will use the pen less and less. Write.

In order to make all this happen quickly, you may end up forgetting how to write. You will often forget to write as soon as you pick up the pen. If you use the keyboard a lot to type, you will become worse and worse. If we are not familiar with writing, our country's traditional culture will not be lost. How terrible it would be to practice calligraphy! Now there is a non-organic disease - "agraphia". We should not only use the keyboard At the same time, we have forgotten how to write. With the advent of the technological era, we need to feel the charm of our Chinese characters, and we must love our Chinese characters in order to write square Chinese characters. When we encounter some long When writing this article, please take it seriously. You can also use the keyboard to save time and type the words you want. The keyboard has become a necessity in people's lives and has been forgotten. We should use it more. If we write with the pen in our hands, our country's traditional culture will be buried. If our descendants all use keyboards to type and practice calligraphy, it will make it easier for people to type on computers.

You only need to tap the keyboard lightly, and use the keyboard for almost all other tasks while writing and practicing calligraphy.

Let’s pick up the waves of Chinese civilization together. Well, we need to use a pen to write more. People think that the keyboard is more convenient than the pen. But is this true? Of course, Chinese characters are rarely used in our country's traditional culture. We should continue to pass on our traditional culture to our descendants and write carefully, so that the keyboard can also become a good partner in our lives.