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A fool's introduction
Leather head
Big city, classic
Joke a lot. Because stupid dad only knows "stupid" and "head", he is called a stupid head. My father has been thinking hard about the name for three months. )
Dumb resume: born-at the same time, one and a half years old-can crawl, three years old-can walk, four years old-can ride a tricycle, five years old-has the tendency of Alzheimer's disease, seven years old-goes to primary school, twelve years old-goes to junior high school, and becomes the only scholar in the village (because everyone in the village is an idiot).
But the idiot's tooth is very strange, and it is good every time it is broken.
Wang Cai: Men and fools' best friends and best friends are almost inseparable. achievement
Wang Cai
Much better. Capricorn. Silver: Female, ignorant and lovely girl, good grades, simple, with 10,000 male fans.
Azai
A boy: male, not enterprising, likes pranks, has poor grades and loves sports.
Tuan: Male, cowardly and cheerful. Always wearing a watermelon hat. Because his mother loved dumplings at that time, she named them.
Bei has money: male, his family is very rich, and he always likes to buy some extravagant things to show off at school. Because I am not happy that the nerd family has more money than his family, I have been having a hard time with the nerd. Personality: rich+show off+stingy.
tangyuan
Meat chopping block: male, a rural baby in a neighboring village, very fat, honest with his childhood friends,
Eat and sleep all day.
chopping board
Meng Nan: Male, strong, with poor grades.
The most beautiful girl in the class.
Gao Chaisheng: Male, boring monitor. Always get 100, and often show off your achievements. When you are happy, your nose will become sharp and long.
Spot flower: female, not worthy of the name! I always thought I was beautiful, and I always suspected that someone was secretly in love with him. Personality: rude, careless, narcissistic, ugly, without self-knowledge.
Students who only appear once (so-called walk-on)
Yuwen: Male, a student who scored 100 in every Chinese test is deeply loved by Grandma Liu.
Shuli: Male, a student who scored 100 in every math test, is deeply loved by Grandma Liu.
Liu Chan: Male, I helped my grandma cross the street and got a little red flower.
Zhang Lang: Male, he taught the hooligan a lesson and got a little red flower.
Liu Mang: Male, sweeping the corridor for one month won the pennant.
Nan shovel: male, because he kissed the teacher's ass, he passed the final exam.
Graph relation [1]
Jujube shovel: Male, who was rated as a "three-good student" for flattering the teacher.
Zhen: Male, he passed the final exam because he kissed the teacher's ass (see page 30 of book two).
Students who often appear, but even have no image and characteristics (so-called passers-by).
Passerby A: Unknown and worthy of the name.
Passerby B: Unknown, fellow traveler.
In addition, there are passers-by ... Liu Ren, the teacher of Goupao Middle School: the head teacher of Class 1 and Class 3 in Goupao Middle School. Nicknamed Granny Liu, she is a very strict and rigid teacher. Be hated by students.
Teacher Liu Ren (Granny Liu)
. Often flattered by students. I have always thought that I have high moral character, decent style, sacred work and first-class teaching level. (Actually, it's all wrong ...) Personality: rigid+smelly temper.
Miss Li: Male, the head teacher of Class Four, Grade One, Goupao Middle School. Always fighting with granny Liu. Personality: (granny Liu's language) sissy
Principal: Male, principal of Goupao Middle School. Like all teachers in Goupao Middle School, they always spit on their students in class. Wang Cai is a family of four (2 men and 2 women): a happy and normal family.
Wang Cai's father is bald (Wang Cai was not bald when he was a child) and wears square glasses.
Old woman: Wang Cai's grandmother (or grandmother? )。 White hair, dizziness, crutches.
Wang Cai's mother: Red hair. Wang Cai also has three naughty cousins, all of whom are in infancy (one of them seems to be a cousin). At present, I live in my home in Wang Cai. The glutinous rice ball has three members: all have small eyes, the same skin color and black hair. You can tell at a glance that they are a family.
Dad: He also wears a watermelon hat, but it's blue.
Tangyuan Mom: No hat. There are seven people in family A (six men and one woman): all of them are crimson, with high flat head and no eyebrows, and their eyes are two downward D's. They give people a bad feeling when they smile and look like gangsters.
B: A's father. The skirt says red B.
Z: B's father. The red z is written on the clothes.
D: male, underage. This dress is the same as A's, except that it has a red D on it. It may be a's brother or cousin.
Adult women: smoking, lipstick, earrings. Unidentified, probably A's mother.
Adult male: There is a scar on his left face. Maybe it's a's uncle.
Baby boy: unknown.
(For the photos of Wang Cai, Minoan Group, A Zi and Dai Tou, please see the first, second and third squares on page 4 of Book 9 of Funny Campus, and the last square on page 5. Bei An Youqi's family situation is unknown (there are two people):
Bei: Bei's rich father is the boss of Niu X Group. Zhu Zhu: It's the author Zhu Bin. In comics, there is always a spell with the word "Zhu Zhu" written on his forehead. Take off the spell and become a pig. If someone casts a spell on them, they will become pigs.
Tazhong: Zhu Zhu's assistant. He is often teased by Zhu Zhu Xiaojiang He in comics. Even worse.
Zhu Jiang: Zhu Zhu's younger brother always bullies Zhong Zhong in cartoons, and he also likes to kiss up to Zhu Zhu. Book 16 is on.
Calf: Comic Book World Xiaobian. This cartoon shows a cow. Keep pushing the manuscript.
Yao He: Zhu Zhu's new assistant. In comics, the two occasionally have an argument. Liu Ren's other wives: Very strict. Therefore, Granny Liu is strict with her wife.
Liu Ren's father: Hairstyles are front and back. Liu Ren is the left one and the right one. So from a genetic point of view, Liu Ren has evolved) (introduced in the childhood photos in Book 3).
Xiao Yun: Stupid senior. By the 23rd book, the only person who likes nerds in the world thinks nerds are cute. However, idiots don't seem to like her. (I only like silver)
Village head: the village head of the free food village. Old man, very kind and stupid. (It seems that everyone in the village lives for free ...) A bookworm (according to the introduction on page 5 of Book 9, there are at least 17 mouths).
Badai-Stupid Dad
Silly dad: Silly, too. It is puzzling that his real name is Badai. I have been tilling the land in the village for free. He is a very honest and simple farmer, and also a very rich farmer (even flying a plane to farm ...), and he only knows the word nerd.
Stupid mother: the real name is Yafa (the real name is introduced in a cartoon "Sales Contract" in Volume 1 1). Very beautiful, noble and mysterious. Living abroad for a long time is the queen.
Yaffa- stupid mother
Stupid grandpa: stupid. All the men in the family are dull ...
Stupid grandma: unrestrained. She doesn't look like an old man at all, but more like a rock singer. Except for the wrinkles on her face, she can be seen as an old man anywhere. ...
Great-great-grandfather: His real name is Dada.
Daitaigong: the ancestor of Daijia. Dead.
Dumb tail: Dumb little cousin.
There are many things like: great-grandfather, great-grandfather, great-grandfather ..... and second aunt, third brother-in-law, grandma ..... that is endless. ) Home-based worker Uncle Fang Tou: Home. Square head. Box glasses. Over time, help Pakistan to make money. It's been three years and I haven't finished counting. ......
? (Suspected villagers in Free Eating Village): Tongfangtoubobo. What is a nerd's pet or animal? A bookworm's mount. Twelve-year-old fat bull is cool (for cows). A farm owner with sore arms and backache. It's a cow fan (Note: Actually, I didn't get along well with nerds when I was a child. It was only because once later, they took a shit together in the grass, the nerd took a shit like a screw, and then they took a shit like a nut (the nut and the screw were together) that they felt that they were too predestined and made up. The fifth book has an introduction, but there are still mistakes in the teeth.
Resume: Born-also a nerd, at the age of one-will discharge, at the age of three-will pretend to be cute, at the age of four-will pretend to be cool, at the age of five-will pick up girls, at the age of six-will become a fan of ten thousand cows, at the age of seven-will become the chairman of the Women's Federation of the Free Food Village, and at the age of twelve-will become a special mount for nerds (the first page of Volume IV).
Jane: The cows in Daitou Farm produce delicious milk. Like all cows, I like them very much.
DOG's mother: Cows are dull wet nurses (in fact, cows are wet nurses, followed by pigs).
Simon boasted: What a good father.
My mother's cousin: (only in 17) black female buffalo, a cow that cries when she sees it (because she wants to drink chocolate milk).
Goubuli steamed bun (steamed bread)
Goubuli steamed stuffed bun: Goubuli, a famous steamed stuffed bun. Stupid male puppy. He looks innocent, but he has a high IQ and knows the nuclear reaction equation.
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