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At first glance, the funny lines in their comic sketches should be the funniest and most hilarious.

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The script of the sketch "Fools Go to School"

Fool: The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, and birds say early. Why are you carrying an explosive charge? I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. I pulled the rope and ran away. I looked back and saw that the school was gone, the teacher was angry and the students were happy. Gnome male-",hahaha, I don't have to go to school from now on … how come no one applauds?

Wang Busheng: Huh? Fool, why are you so late

Fool: It's time to eat.

Wang Busheng: I only know how to eat, almost a pig.

Fool: Man is iron, rice is steel, and you are hungry without food. Don't you know?

Wang Busheng: The head teacher is angry with us, and we have another head teacher, you know?

Fool: Oh, I know.

Wang Busheng: When she comes later, you must be angry with her and try to get rid of her one day.

Fool: Good!

Teacher: I heard that this class has poor discipline, but I am very caring and responsible. "Education cannot be separated from love, and education cannot be separated from responsibility." I believe this class will get better and better under my leadership!

Wang Busheng: Hey, the new head teacher is here. Let me give you a cigarette.

(Fool smokes)

Teacher: Who is this classmate smoking? Help me put out (smoke) my cigarette.

Fool: Oh! (Fools smoke heavily)

Teacher: I told you to put out your cigarette!

Fool: I'm smoking!

Teacher: I told you to put the cigarette on the ground and then put it out.

Fool: Huh? Put it on the ground and suck it off? This is not a small difficulty!

(Fool prone on the ground, put the cigarette on the ground "smoking")

Teacher: I told you to "extinguish", not "suck"!

Fool: Teacher, are you sick? One minute you let me "suck" and the other minute you won't let me "suck"?

Teacher: I mean, let's put out our cigarettes.

Fool: "Destroy" is "Destroy" or "Suck"? What are you dragging?

Teacher: Go back to your seat and sit down!

Go back to your seat, fool. )

Teacher: Hello, class. I am your new class teacher. My name is Chris Lee. ...

Classmate: Li is so stupid!

Teacher: Chris Lee!

Classmate: Li is so stupid!

Teacher: Yes, not Li Ben!

Fool: Teacher, this is our dialect, but you are really a bit "stupid".

Teacher: Go, go, go. I think you are a little "stupid".

(Silence for about 3 seconds)

Teacher: First of all, please introduce yourself and get to know each other. Start with this classmate.

Wang Busheng: My name is Wang Busheng.

Fool: I know you were "not born". You are a man, and you can't be born if you want to!

Wang Busheng: Fool, it's "Wang Busheng".

Fool: Still "not born"?

Teacher: Why are you called "Wang Busheng"?

Wang Busheng: Teacher, my mother gave birth to me when my father was a minister, so she called me Wang Busheng.

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to you when your father was a director?

Wang Busheng: Then it's called "Wang Jusheng".

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to you when your father was a section chief?

Wang Busheng: Then it's called "Wang Kesheng".

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to you when your father was a director?

Fool: Then it's called "King Beast".

Wang Busheng: Stop it, you idiot!

Fool: Exactly!

Teacher: Next classmate.

Fan Tong: My name is Fan Tong.

Fool: "useless"

Fan Tong: It's Fan Tong.

Fool: You idiot, didn't you teach me that this is a dialect?

Fan Tong: Go, go, go … What did you say?

Teacher: What about you, this classmate?

Fool: My name is asshole.

Teacher: Why do you call yourself an asshole?

Fool: I'm pregnant 10 months, and my mother is pregnant 12 months, and she hasn't given birth to me yet. An old Chinese doctor made my mother eat eight eggs, and my mother gave birth to me, so my mother named me "asshole".

(Applause for about 3 seconds)

Teacher: Let's begin our class. Read after me first: "Bei".

Wang Busheng, "quilt" (quilt), fool: "match" (match).

Teacher: It's Bay.

Wang Busheng, "quilt" (quilt), fool: "match" (match).

Teacher: The quilt.

Fool: the "match" of "match"

Teacher: I think your pronunciation is not accurate. Let me ask you, what's in your bed?

Fool: There is a mattress.

Teacher: What about the mattress?

Fool: There are sheets on the mattress.

Teacher: What's on the list?

Fool: It's not something on the sheets, it's me.

Teacher: What about you?

Fool: Hehe … I have nothing on me.

Teacher: Then don't you cover it when you sleep?

Fool: Yes, but I kicked it under the bed.

(The teacher is helpless)

Teacher: I'll give you a pair of couplets, which together means "Nantong, North Tongzhou, North Tongzhou runs through the north and south". Who can give the next link? (B raises his hand) Ok, here are the answers for the students.

Fan Tong: "East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop and East Pawnshop are things".

Teacher: Good. Who else can tell? (Fool raises his hand) This classmate answers.

Fool: "male classmates, female classmates, male and female students, male and female."

(Applause for about 3 seconds)

Teacher: The content is unhealthy. I'll give you another one. The first part is "fragrant flowers are not red, red flowers are not fragrant, and rose is fragrant".

(Fool thinks for 3 seconds)

Fool: (Laughter) "Farts don't stink, farts don't ring, and serial farts stink".

(Applause for about 3 seconds)

Teacher: (laughs) What do you think? I can't believe I can't beat you. The first part: "eat small fish eats big fish, eat small fish eats shrimp, and eats shrimp in the water until the bottom comes out!" "

Fool: I can do this, too.

Teacher: OK, you answer. If you get it right, I'll buy you toffee!

Fool: I only eat milk, not sugar! When sleeping, I said, "I pressed the mattress, the mattress pressed the bed, the bed pressed the ground, and the ground shook!" " "

Teacher: Son of a bitch? Please answer one more question: Who burned Yuanmingyuan, the royal garden in China?

Fool: Teacher, I didn't burn it.

Wang Busheng: Teacher, this son of a bitch is lying. I can prove that he burned the Yuanmingyuan. I saw it at noon that day

Teacher: What a mess, "useless"? No, Fan Tong, who burned the Yuanmingyuan?

Fan Tong: Teacher, I don't know, but I can prove that Yuanmingyuan was not burned by an asshole classmate. I was with him that noon.

Teacher: You all stand up straight! You (fool) stand up straight!

Fool: This land is uneven. Why did you ... why did you let me stand?

Teacher: Answer again, who burned Yuanmingyuan?

Fool: I already said, no … no … I didn't burn it. Do you love it … believe it or not!

Teacher: Are you angry with me on purpose?

Fool: Who ... Who is angry with you on purpose? You deserve it. Can't I pay … pay … pay you? Is 5 yuan enough ... enough?

Teacher: You are so irritating. See which teacher will teach you in the future! I'm leaving!

Fool: Goodbye, teacher!

("Yeah"-)

Fool: "The teacher is angry and the students are happy. Gnome male-",hahaha, no need to go to school from now on!" "

(Pick up your schoolbag and go home! )

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