There is an urgent need for a drama script (funny) for six people.

Kings and assassins

Narrator (reserved)/introduction (introduction): Not long ago, there was a crazy country. In this crazy country, there are also some crazy people who try to show their crazy history and crazy ways. Mr. Jing Ke, the most famous swordsman, was sent to the celebration of killing the king. However, in the end he failed. Do you want to know what happened then? Well, the next program will tell you the truth.

I passed

Prince Taizi Dan (first takes out the mirror to comb her hair for narcissism): Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful person in the world? (voiceover: This is you, Prince Taizi Dan! Thanks to a mirror in America! (Facing the audience) I am Taizi Dan, and the magic mirror says I am the most attractive man in the world. But Qin Shihuang was a jealous guy. I think he will kill me. If you look in the mirror, tell him the truth. I feel terrible. So what can I do? (Shouting at the curtain) Is that my minister?

Sam (respectfully): Honey, I'll do it.

Prince Taizi Dan: I told you over and over again that you should call me "my most beautiful, elegant, handsome, charming, lovely, intelligent and dearest prince Taizi Dan"!

Three: Of course, dear! I have a good idea. Can we find the hero who killed Ying Zheng? 9? 1 ? 9? 1 ? 9? 1 (for killing)

Prince: Oh, really? 9? 1 ? 9? 1 ? 9? 1 。 What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! 2 1 what do you need most in the century? Talent! This sentence should be communicated with the audience, and it is best for the audience to answer it, and then pat Ah San on the shoulder. But who is the right person?

A San: After screening, I have two hands with great prospects. One is Miss Li Mochou, and the others are Jinke. Tomorrow, they will share the world view of PK killer 1.

Prince: OK, can you show me the winner as soon as possible?

A San: Yes.

Action 2

(Music of Andy Lau and Takeshi Kaneshiro in House of Flying Daggers)

Jing ke

Are you Lee Mochow?

li mo chou

be

Jing ke

Of course. My crystal, you know, I will let you know that I am the' killer of the king of the world'.

li mo chou

Are you challenging me?

Jing ke

Well-off, of course! Shrug one's shoulders in agreement

li mo chou

Come on!

The music sounded.

Two men rushed forward.

"People drift in the river's lake, how can you not be stabbed? Cut you to death with one knife, and cut you to death with two knives. . . . "

Li Mochou fell to the ground.

Jing Ke laughed.

Li Mochou's Pain: What Happened? Why can't you feel pain?

Jing Ke: We don't need any reason to win someone over. Isn't it? What about us? Do you need a reason to win someone? Do you need it? )

Li Mochou: Mom always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochow, you never know what you're gonna get". I see. Mom is right.

Jing Ke smiled again.

Prince Dan Shang (fuels): Why you?

Jing Ke: OK, thanks. And you?

Taizidan: Oh, my God! But an innovative answer you gave me was "How are you?"?

Jing Ke: Sure!

Taizidan: What about you?

Jing Ke: OK, thank you. And your wife?

Taizidan fainted.

Jing Ke: Hey, man, I'm kidding!

Taizidan: Oh, I'm kidding! (respectfully), but do I have your business card?

Jing Ke took out a roll of paper from his pocket, which read:

To be or not to be, that is a question.

Three: Hero, we need your help.

Jing Ke: I'm busy now!

Taizidan: You can get a lot of money.

Jing Ke: I'm busy!

Three: IC card, ID card, IQ card?

Jing Ke: I am very, very busy!

Sam (finger beauty on the stage, excited): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you agree, she is yours.

Jing Ke (drooling): I must say that she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but Chinese medicine is my only love!

Sam: What? What kind of Chinese medicine?

Jing Ke; Hey, guys! You are so smart, but you don't know Chinese medicine? Any one of them can give you the answer.

Sam: What? What kind of Chinese medicine?

Audience A: Traditional Chinese Medicine-China Traditional Millimeter.

Taizidan: I must show you a trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton slimming tea. This is a brand-new product, Unilever China.

Jing Ke (excited): Diet tea! I've dreamed it thousands of times. My wife keeps threatening me that if I can't lose weight, she will leave me.

Sam: What do you want? Say it out loud if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm glad you still have to express your opinion to them. Is it possible! Do you really like it? Really? You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ...

(When the music of "No matter" starts, Jing Ke dances tangos with Ah San first, holds it in her arms, and then throws it out. Sam vomited. Then Jing Ke and Prince Taizi Dan danced rumba, and finally Prince Taizi Dan posed as a feminine figure, bent down and lifted one leg, and Jing Ke made a flirt).

Jing Ke (sincerely) just told me what to do? I'll make it for you.

Prince Taizi Dan and Prince Sam (hip bump, high five)!

ш Action

(The theme song of "A Chinese Odyssey" rings)

Jing Ke is holding his wife, while Taizi Dan and Ah San are behind.

Ah San: Hero, we are in Yishui.

Jing Ke: Please stop here. Goodbye, my friends.

Taizidan: I'll miss you, baby.

(Taizi Dan, A San. Pause the theme song of Titanic, and Mr. and Mrs. Jing Ke do the classic modeling of Jack and Ross at the bow. Suddenly, Jing Ke saw a beautiful woman-at this moment, a classical beauty from China passed by, winked at Jing Ke and dropped a handkerchief. Jing Ke stared at the beautiful woman happily, but his wife found something was wrong.

Jing Ke (rapid convergence): I love you, dear.

Wife: I love you! You mean, it's more important to me than anything in the world! (The Shawshank Redemption)

Jing Ke (tears): I love you more. Nevertheless, you and I and the whole boring world are around us, and I love you. Even at the end of the world, I will love you.

Wife: OK. Be a man and do it! I will wait for you here.

Jing Ke (want to leave and stay, hold your hand again): Love! You have to do this, your honor ... promise me that you will live ... that you will never give up ... no matter what happens ... no matter how desperate ... promise me that you will never let go now (Jack confided to Rose when Titanic sank).

The wife said, "I promise."

Jing Ke said "Never let go".

The wife said, "I promise, I will never let go, Jack. I will never let go.".

Jing Ke's pronunciation is similar to Jack's, so he added some lines from Titanic.

The wife tried to squeeze out a few tears,

Jing Ke got on the boat and drifted away.

Wife: Today is a good day to die. Never came back. Never ... never. ...

Wife (takes out her mobile phone to dial, and Sam answers the phone): Thank you very much. When I get 1000 from the life insurance company, I will transfer half of 500,000 to your account.

Sam: OK, OK!

Narrator: Then Jing Ke was sent to the State of Qin and eventually killed.