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Shame on the talented people in our class who wrote essays on this topic

1. A 600-word essay about the outstanding person in our class

A classmate in our class is 1.43 meters tall, with a thin figure and a pair of squinty eyes. Even though he is young, he is a first-rate mischievous person. Do you know who he is? He is Zhou Saibo.

One morning, the class bell rang, and all I heard was the rumble of footsteps. It turned out to be Zhou Saibo. Then, the teacher also walked in. After hearing this, Zhou Saibo stood up loudly and raised his voice. He shouted: "Watch the video, watch the video." Then, the students shouted after Zhou Saibo, and the sound almost shook the classroom. The teacher clapped his hands and said, "Whoever speaks, get out." The classroom became quiet again. The teacher cleared his throat and said, "Let's review the songs from last class first." Before the teacher finished speaking, Zhou Saibo started to be naughty again. I saw that his eyes were wide open, his face was pulled up, and his ears were elongated, like a pig. Everyone stared at him closely. Some laughed, some held their stomachs, and some even stopped laughing. When Zhou Saibo saw him, his expression changed again. He frowned and hunched. Back, pretending to be an old man. The students laughed even more.

The teacher glanced at Zhou Saibo, looked very angry, and yelled: "Zhou Saibo, go and stand for punishment." Zhou Saibo stood up with a twist of his body, shuffled his steps, and walked Got on stage. I thought Zhou Saibo would stop playing pranks now, but I didn’t expect him to put his music book under his chin and twist his head left and right, doing the Indian “head twisting dance”. The classmates were attracted to him again, and the teacher frowned and said, "Why are you so thick-skinned? You don't even know how to be embarrassed." This week, Saibo will suffer.

Our class is full of masters, and it can be regarded as a "world". There are "little talented girl" Yin Yin, "mathematician" Xiao Cheng, and "composition golden pen" Sister Feng... But the most powerful one is our class. The "Apple Girl".

Her name is Jian Ping. She is as beautiful as a fairy. He has a pair of big, watery eyes. Her straight nose, cherry-like mouth, and wind-blown hair made her fair and rosy face even more beautiful. She was also nicknamed "Apple Girl". She was so graceful and graceful. , like an immortal descending to earth.

"Apple Girl"'s grades are among the best in the class. This is all due to her tireless study. You can always smell the fragrance of books on her. "Dingle bell..." As soon as the bell rang, the students walked out of the classroom one after another, but "Apple Girl" took out her book and chewed words alone. At this time, we were sweating profusely and ran back to the classroom to get the football. When we saw the back of "Apple Girl", we ran over and joked to her: "'Apple Girl', your grades are already good enough, why don't you forget to eat and sleep like this again?" If you continue to study, the tadpole will become a 'bookworm'!" After hearing this, he smiled slightly and said: "As the saying goes, when the half-acre square pond is opened, the skylight and cloud shadows are lingering. Come for a source of living water!" After saying that, she picked up the book and started reading again. Our admiration for her immediately arose.

"Apple Girl" not only has unmatched achievements, but also has a pure and noble soul.

"Apple Girl's" compositions are so wonderful that they are like "a storm". Even Xiaofeng, the "golden pen of composition", bows to her and calls him the "magic pen of composition", so many people want to Approach her. One day, we went to "apprenticeship" from "Apple Girl", and we asked humbly: "'Apple Girl,' how can we improve our composition skills?" "Apple Girl" blurted out: "This requires us to practice more. , observe more, know how to learn from and innovate, and you can accumulate wonderful words and sentences by reading more extracurricular books. As the saying goes, 'Reading thousands of volumes, writing is like a master'. We immediately understood and said in unison to "Apple Girl". You really woke up the dreamer with just one word, thank you! "After hearing this, he just gave us the most beautiful smile. Later, after some guidance from this "master", our composition level was greatly improved.

At this time, we not only admire "Apple Girl", but also admire him even more!

The unique "Apple Girl" in our class is like the beautiful autumn, a little more charming than spring; a little more refreshing than summer; a little warmer than winter. "Apple Girl" makes our academic style and morality better and better, just like a beautiful red apple, the more we eat it, the more delicious it becomes, and the more we chew it, the healthier it becomes. Look, this is the "Apple Girl" of our class! 2. Write an essay with the title "Showing Out the Talents in Our Class"

Masters come from the martial arts world, but "the talents" are in my class.

Speaking of the talented people in our class, it can be said that everyone knows them, knows them, and gives them a thumbs up. ha! They are so amazing, you may not believe them, so let me introduce them to you! Liu Yu Liu Yu is a cool person who does her duty conscientiously. She is the monitor of our class.

The squad leader is busy with work. He goes up and down every day, either for meetings or for business. He goes up and down so many times a day! "Dong dong dong dong..." Listen, Liu Yu just came back from the meeting. I saw her flying back to her seat from me, and then a cool breeze blew by my ears. It was so pleasant to enjoy this breeze every day! But it was really hard for Liu Yu.

So it’s not wrong to say that she is a wind-like figure. Pistachio Ding Wenhao Every class must have a humorous character. Who is the person who brings joy to our class? Lo and behold, here she comes.

Several classmates were laughing and laughing around him, muttering something. "What are you talking about?" I also moved forward.

"Guess the riddle, come on too! Well! Under what circumstances, 0 is greater than 2, 2 is greater than 5, and 5 is greater than 0?" 0 is greater than 2, 2 is greater than 5, and 5 is greater than 0? "Of course it was at the wrong time! Haha, I must be right." I said it directly without thinking.

"No, no, no, no, no, no...that's wrong. Think about it carefully." 5 is greater than 0, right, 0 is greater than 2, 2 is greater than 5? How is this possible? After pondering for a while, Ding Wenhao finally announced the answer: "The answer is, omit a few words here."

"Ah! Don't be so pretentious, you can't say half of what you say, it can make people anxious to death! After a lot of hard work, I finally figured out the answer. It turned out to be during the rock-paper-scissors game. "Why didn't you think of it earlier?" "Hey, what are you talking about?" The adults don't remember the faults of the villain. For the sake of us being classmates, just..." Before Ding Wenhao could finish speaking, a chase started, going round and round, and finally he couldn't run anymore. Individually, you look at me and I look at you, and burst into laughter. It is precisely because of such a "pistachio" that our school life will be more colorful.

Art expert Wang Xiaohui Wang Xiaohui is well-known in the "art world". I remember that time, Wang Xiaohui came to me after finishing the painting and snatched the brush from my hand: "Let me show you what is the reincarnation of Xu Beihong and the possession of Ma Liang!" After saying that, she splashed ink on the paper and wrote a big The word "dragon".

I was full of praise for her after seeing it, and she was not modest. She waved her hand to me and said, "Little Ks!" Of course, Wang Xiaohui is also good at painting, and her glorious deeds are countless. , what makes her most proud of is that the popular science newspaper he edited won the first prize in the city competition! It's really admirable. What about the students in our class who have special skills? Are they all good or not? . 3. Please help me write a 600-word essay on the topic of showing off the talents of our class.

The following sample essay is for reference only

There are quite a few talented people in our class. There are a lot of them at your fingertips, such as: "painter" Wei Yinying, "talented woman" Zhang Mingyan, "skillful" Hou Siyu... there are really countless. But what I’m introducing today is a “talented man” who can compete with the “talented woman”—Li Siyao.

Our class keeps in mind Comrade Hua Mulan’s teachings: “Who said women are inferior to men.

"Among the top ten candidates in the exam, nine out of ten are women, so this talented person can be said to be extraordinary. He stands out among the boys and is basically ranked in the top three. He is the pride of his male compatriots. The following is Li talented person. One of the many glorious deeds:

In a math class, we were working on an exercise book, and a question stumped everyone in the class. I racked my brains and tried several methods to no avail. We couldn't understand the method taught by the math teacher at this time, so we had no choice but to ask Mr. Li for help. I shouted in a low voice: "Li Siyao!" "He didn't hear it. The second call: "Li Siyao! "He hasn't responded yet. I'm sure he's pretending this time. As the saying goes, a dog will jump over the wall when it's anxious, let alone a human! I changed the title and shouted: "Talented man! "Although his voice was not loud this time, he turned around immediately. Alas, he is really a "narcissist". If you are narcissistic, you are narcissistic. The most important thing is for me to do this question well. He immediately He told me how to solve the problem, and it turned out to be simpler than the math teacher's. I said thank you, and he began to boast: "I am half Zhuge Liang, known as 'Sai Zhuge' or 'Li Banxian', if you like. , I can accept you as my disciple. "I think this is the true nature of a narcissist.

I have an apt description of this talented man: "In ancient times, there was the romantic and talented Tang Bohu, and now there is the humorous niche Li Siyao. ”

The talent we are talking about is okay!

Hello

Because you want a “good person” but the person in the article is a talent

Just change it to "Awesome" by yourself

You can also change the name

The number of words is because the article is limited to "Awesome" and "Awesome in Mathematics"

So there are no more

You can add some text by yourself

I hope it helps you

I hope you will adopt it 4. Write an article titled "Share the "Awesome People" in Our Class" An essay of less than 500 words

Speaking of "great people"! Yang Xu from our class must be on the list. Why? Because he is good at using Sun Tzu's art of war (Yang Xu learned it because he dealt with the teacher! ) He used Sun Tzu's Art of War and he was second in our class. No one dared to say that he was first! Now let me tell you how he used Sun Tzu's Art of War! This trick is specially used to deal with teachers.

Example: Yang Xu was too lazy to finish his homework every time. He only wrote a little before handing it in. In the end, the teacher didn’t look at it carefully. He looked like everyone else, so he didn’t notice much. But after a closer look, You can tell by looking at him that he is very different from others. He only has a lot of blank spaces and is not even 1/3 as good as others. However, Yang Xu will take advantage of the loopholes if the teacher is not careful at all, so Yang Xu likes to use this trick. This strategy is specially designed to deal with people who don't let him copy homework.

Example: Yang Xu doesn't like to study, so he can't know many questions, and sometimes he doesn't even know the most basic knowledge, so he can only do it. I asked my classmates for help (although it was asking for help, but it was more about copying), but many classmates were not willing to let him copy, so he had to give you something you like first and then copy the homework. At that time, because you took other people’s homework It was difficult to refuse, so I had to let him copy it. Jin Chan's plan was specifically designed to deal with the teacher leaving him to make up his homework.

Example: Many teachers asked Yang Xu to do his homework because he didn't do it. He stayed behind to make up for his homework, but the teacher couldn't keep an eye on him, so as soon as the teacher left, he would pack up his things, put on his schoolbag, and leave! This is the genius of our class, but as long as he uses half of his lazy mind, he will leave. In terms of study, I believe he will become a person that the whole school likes. 5. Please write a narrative essay of no less than 600 words about the outstanding person in our class

Speaking of our class 5 (2). , it is known to the whole school!

This is all because there is an outstanding person in our class who is often visited and "taken care of" by the principal. This outstanding person is named Chen Xi, nicknamed C, and is 1.35 meters tall. He looks like a third grader. But don't think he is short, he has a lot of knowledge! He can basically win prizes in every math competition, whether inside or outside the school. Don't think it's easy for him to spend time outside of class. It took a lot of effort! Every time I called him, he was basically not at home.

It turned out that after school, he had to take Mathematical Olympiad, Austrian Chinese, Olympian English, etc. outside. Although there were many extracurricular classes, he persisted. Not only that, he also found time to practice piano and cultivate his sentiments. What’s even more surprising is that he often has time to arrange outings with his classmates!

But what he is best at is not studying, what he is best at is playing!

I believe that only when you play with tricks, creativity, and personality can you be good at playing. C is a fun-loving person, and he definitely knows how to play. He formed an organization in his class called the "Boys Team", and he called himself the "core of the boys team"!

Once, we went out for a spring outing. After arriving at the destination, he took out a tube of potato chips and said: "The ultimate game of the boys' team has begun!! Those who want to participate must pay 30,000 male coins (the currency of the team)!"

"What game? , what game?" I asked impatiently.

"Pay first, explain later." At this time, he seemed like a small businessman who was calculating his budget.

I had to take out the "man coins" to pay.

"Quiet!" c spoke again, "The rules of this game are: Each person takes a potato chip and puts it on the bridge of his nose. Within 1 minute, he is only allowed to use facial movements to eat the potato chip. Success. Come to me to receive the prize."

"Do you understand? The game begins, ready, go!!"

At C's command, the players started this seemingly Simple game.

Contestant No. 1’s face seemed to be twitching, and his muscles kept shaking, but the potato chip was like a follower. No matter how he moved, he would not come down, so he had to lose in defeat. .

Contestant No. 2 first moved the potato chips near his nose, and then used his tongue

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With one hook, he got the potato chips! No. 2 happily went to receive the award.

C was jumping up and down watching it below, so happy!

It was Contestant No. 5’s turn. No matter how hard he jumped, the potato chips stuck to his nose, as if against him. He was so anxious that he almost cried, but C was laughing below. Laughing loudly, still rolling on the ground!

That day, he made all the students on the men's team have a happy afternoon, and he also made a lot of men's coins, which made me envious. When will I be able to organize and play with ideas like him?

So, do you think he is awesome? 6. Write a narrative essay of about 500 words titled "Share the Talents in Our Class"

The masters come from the martial arts world, and the "talents" are in my class.

Speaking of the great people in our class, it would take me three days and three nights to talk about them all. Let me introduce them to you first. Character 1: Art Fairy Ma Xiaoxue Speaking of her, she is a famous figure in the art world.

Speaking of art interpretation, it is actually the art class of our class. In that art class, the teacher asked us to make vases out of plasticine.

But I spent a long time trying to figure it out, but I still couldn’t figure it out. After a while, the end of get out of class *** rang.

"Goodbye, teacher." "Goodbye, classmates.

"I walked to Ma Xiaoxue's seat and said to her: "How should I squeeze the vase? I'm almost bored to death." ." Ma Xiaoxue said: "What's so difficult about this? Let me show you my hand."

Before she finished speaking, I only saw her dexterous hands moving, her slender fingers intertwining back and forth. The lifelike vase is finished. "Look, doesn't it look good?"

I yelled in my heart: Oh my god, is this so annoying? "I said to Ma Xiaoxue: "Can you teach me? "I asked pitifully.

Ma Xiaoxue raised her hands and said, "I'm afraid of you, so it's okay. Okay, okay. "You're the best." "

Alas. I will definitely surpass you.

I secretly swear in my heart. Character 2: Shy academic master Li Jingyu. Speaking of our academic master, there is no one else. A person unknown to everyone.

I usually respectfully call him Mr. Li. Since the exam in the third grade, the school decided to rank every exam thereafter. Mr. Li has been "sitting" in the first place for several years.

No, this guy won the first place in the exam again. The first place in every exam seemed to be awarded to her, and no one could win it.

On a quiet afternoon, Li Jingyu and I were walking on the school playground. I asked Li Jingyu next to me and said: "You are the first every time. As your good friend, I collapse.

How did you learn? Li Jingyu smiled shyly He laughed and said, “It’s actually nothing. I just study when I need to, and play when I need to play.

"I just want to say why I am always surrounded by a group of top academics. Character 3: Xiao Xiong, the King of Jokes. The most famous person in our class is the King of Jokes.

I remember that time in English class, we were all listening carefully, and suddenly a voice sounded, like thunder on the ground. The English teacher grabbed Xiao Xiong and said, "Recite the text you learned today, or you will have to recite it." Tell us a joke.

Thinking of the scene just now and looking at Xiao Xiong’s face, I really want to laugh. But I was afraid of hurting his self-esteem, so I had to lower my head, but you could see how hard I was laughing from my twitching shoulders.

Xiao Xiong said: "If you can't help it, just laugh." I quickly left my seat and ran out of the classroom.

Otherwise. I would laugh louder.

There is only one great person in the martial arts world. I want to hear the introduction, come back next time. 7. Write an essay of no less than 650 words on the title "Share the "Awesome People" in Our Class"

After entering junior high school, I found that the changes around me were indeed very big.

The study, life or interpersonal interactions at this time were all different from those in elementary school, and there were many more geniuses around me. Just like there are those who sing particularly well, those who study particularly well, those who have strong appeal, and so on.

Among them, the "amazing person" I admire the most is the third monitor of our class and the current assistant to the head teacher. This "cool man" is said to have been a veritable "gangster" and "poor student" in elementary school.

But since he came to middle school, he seemed to have changed. He began to work hard and was no longer a "poor student". He gradually gained the respect of his classmates and the favor of his teachers in the class. I think this It's not something an ordinary person can do. He likes to sing. Although his singing is not good, he is never discouraged.

Whenever he sings and gets passionate, his intoxication and his singing are incomparable. When singing his old Cantonese songs, I saw him sitting in his seat, raising his head, closing his eyes tightly, flexing his facial muscles, and opening his mouth... He was very aura and charisma, which made me What remains fresh in my memory are his passionate speeches.

I still remember that in a current affairs class, the teacher asked the students to talk about their views on empty nesters. The students expressed their opinions, but they usually ended in embarrassment, because there was no theme; there was only him. It was passionate and ambitious, and he described it vividly: At that time, his voice was sonorous and powerful, and his hands were waving in the air, criticizing some current behaviors, with a little anger, and finally moved the whole audience, and many students shed tears. . He loves learning.

Although he is rarely seen reading and previewing, if you observe carefully, you will find that he must be a hundred times more serious every night during self-study, which is why he studies so well. Since he became the squad leader, he has done a great thing, which is to carry out a reform of the class. He abolished the previous management system of class cadres and used a brand new system to improve the efficiency of class management.

Moreover, he is dedicated to the class, and every time he cleans the house, it is the end result; every time he organizes, he takes the lead. As the class leader, his classmates are convinced. Because of this, this semester, Yi class teacher The monitor replaced him, but he was still allowed to serve as the assistant to the monitor. It is precisely such "cool people" that set a benchmark for our class.

I think people with both ability and political integrity are the most beautiful scenery around us.