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Inspirational jokes?

In life, you will always encounter some unpleasant things. At this time, you need some inspirational jokes to encourage yourself. Here are some inspirational jokes I compiled for your reference!

An inspiring joke: architects

A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is nonsense. The architect of 1 replied, "Let me see. "After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by.

Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?"

The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "

Epiphany some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt.

A moral and inspiring joke: help

In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write the address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. The old lady said, "write me another short paragraph, will you?" Thank you! "

"all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

"Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl."

Suddenly realized

If you refuse help, people will hate you for a week; If the help is not perfect, it is best. ...

A moral and inspirational joke: eating puffer fish

One day, several people got together, and one of them said, "Someone sent puffer fish, who will try it first?" As the saying goes, "I want to eat puffer fish and I am afraid of death." No one volunteered, so someone suggested, "There is a beggar on the bridge. We might as well let him try first. " They said yes. After cooking a pot of puffer fish soup, they gave the beggar a bowl and said, "This is puffer fish soup. Give you a bowl. " The beggar thanked him and reached for it. Everyone waited patiently for a while, then quietly went back to have a look, and found that the beggar was still safe and sound, and then came back to have a hearty meal with confidence. After eating, these people proudly walked to the bridge and asked the beggar, "Is the puffer fish delicious?" The beggar asked, "Have you eaten?" They said, "Yes, it's delicious." The beggar said, "In that case, I'm welcome." After that, he picked up the bowl of puffer fish soup beside him and wolfed it down. These self-righteous people looked at each other and couldn't say a word. 10 causes of pain

A asked B to say; "Why the long face?" B said, "My friend was run over by a train." A said, "No wonder. You must be in pain. " B said, "Of course I am in pain. He is wearing my suit. "

A moral and inspiring joke: a sad story

Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

"All right, Peter, tell a humorous story." Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."

Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy.

A moral and inspiring joke: help

An English gentleman and a French lady share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold.

"How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm."

"Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "

A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man.