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The first lesson of joining the league is to feel anxious.
As a glorious Communist Youth League member, I must persist in building a spiritual pillar with scientific theory, consciously become a loyal practitioner of Theory of Three Represents Theory, and earnestly enhance political awareness; Protect and safeguard the basic rights of league members, clarify the obligations of league members, play the league flag, wear the league emblem, sing the league songs and learn the league chapter, improve the sense of identity and belonging to the league organization, and effectively enhance organizational awareness; Guide yourself to consciously play an exemplary role in your study and work, improve your sense of responsibility and mission, and earnestly enhance your exemplary consciousness.
We should start from the specific, daily and basic parts, float the league flag, sing the league songs, learn the league chapter and collect the tour fee; Insist on making the organization live a good life: insist on regularization, institutionalization and standardization, and constantly carry out fruitful learning activities, so that the league members' consciousness can be transformed into our conscious actions.
What are the lyrics of the screenwriter? Urgent! Rosemary, her eyelashes, small, passionate desert.
1, dare to ask where the road is, the road is under your feet. ("Dare to ask where the road is")
2. The heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth; Success or failure is at stake, life is heroic, just start all over again. ("Start all over again")
3, several degrees of wind and rain, several degrees of spring and autumn, wind, frost, rain and snow, through hardships, infatuation, young ambition. ("Unfulfilled Youth")
4. If the road is rough, you should shoot when it is time to shoot. ("Good Han Song")
5, you don't have to be depressed for anyone, as long as you can live up to yourself. ("Naked")
6. Nothing can stop your yearning for freedom. (Blue Lotus)
7. Whenever I want to fly high, I always feel too heavy. What is the concept of distance? Now I don't think about it anymore. ("impetuous")
Urgent, can't the mouse move on the WORD document? Maybe your mouse has been used for too long, so you need to change it, or you are too anxious to operate it, or there are too many open files. Poisoning is also possible. There are many reasons, and I can only give you this advice. _
Urgent! Urgent! Urgent! I want to know what's in QQ space. The sunshine value can be increased by visiting. The online value is 8, whether it is watering flowers or landing. Other values will not change, I hope I can help you.
Urgent! Whether I have rabies or not! 1 Question 1: Do I have rabies (saliva enters the wound, refers to the mouth, through the mouth) (I am worried)!
A: This question can be simply said that you have been well for four years now, which means that you are basically fine. Rabies is common from 2 weeks to 6 months, and rabies over 1 year is quite rare. You have been there for four years. Theoretically, it's the same as buying 3 million lottery tickets.
Question 2: My mother got blisters on her feet the other day. Will she get rabies if she goes barefoot outside? She didn't touch the dog!
A: No, to say the least, even if the dog is really in the onset period, your mother will not be in danger. Viruses can't survive in the air, so even if your mother stepped on saliva, the virus in it was basically dead by then.
Question 3: The survival time of rabies virus in vitro! What about the clothes rubbed by the dog?
A: As mentioned above, as for clothes. Just wash and wear. Please note that it is a dog, not a biological weapon.
Question 4: My mother and I have been bitten by dogs, and I am afraid that animals are afraid to go near it (so is my father). Just be careful not to be bitten (there are no animals at home! )
A: Yes, but don't eat dog meat, because the market scope of dog meat is very small and there is no formal breeding company, so the source of dog meat sold on the street is unknown, and there is no guarantee that it is the meat of healthy dogs.
Question 5: Will rabies virus spread indirectly?
A: It can only be directly exposed during the onset.
Question 6: If there is saliva on my pants, am I useless? I'm scared!
I seem to be grinding! 1 But I'm worried! Are my mother and I all right?
A: This question is basically the same as 1.
The first thing to say is that not all dogs have rabies. Only dogs in the onset period are contagious and must be contacted. You weren't bitten, so it's okay. In addition, the sick dog will die in 3~7 days, but not in 10 days, which means that it was not sick when it bit you, so if you are not worried, you can wait 10 days to see if the dog is still alive.
Finally, rabies vaccine is effective as long as it is given before the onset. If you are really sorry, you can get a supplementary vaccine and buy a psychological comfort.
As mentioned above, sometimes the incubation period is very short, and it takes about 10 days for the vaccine to form antibodies, so it is safe to inject (within 24 hours 100%) as soon as possible in order to form antibodies before the virus enters the brain. After 24 hours, it is the process of racing against the virus)
Use the army and Li to form an idiom, thank you. There are only 1 oblique tones. The following is my own creation, don't laugh at me!
I think it's a lover. It was built there. If I guess wrong, don't blame me.
In the army, there is only one army, one army, one army and Li Yijun, and the first army is the leading hand army, Mei.
The morale is beautiful, the morale is beautiful, the morale is beautiful, the morale is beautiful, the morale is loyal, and the morale is beautiful.
That's all for now. I'm going to blush if I keep building.
Is first-line marriage reliable? I think the first-line marriage is more formal, unlike going to the market to fall in love and get married, which is very messy!
What do you need from Luzhou to Fu Bao? Urgent! You shouldn't play all day. In some places, you have to go to Fu Bao by coach. It's better to invite more than one person, then charter a car. There is a through train from Luzhou to Fu Bao, but the time may not be suitable. Generally, it is about 1 1 am. Ask Xiaoshi.
Math English topic, first, urgent! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Hello, 1( 1) has two lines. One is the relationship between the number of buyers m and the price x, which is set to m =-ax+b (a > 0), we can get b/a=300. Obviously, X.
(2) In (1), the maximum value is 100b-20000a, b = 300a, and y (max) = 10000a. Change y in (1) to the expression Y = (300) about a.
The condition of the second question is not very clear, g (x) = loga 1/x-a, (a >;; 0, a=/0) This sentence is problematic. I'll go back and have a look.
Help can only be used in two situations: I can't help doing ... I can't help doing something, and I help doing something. I think there is something wrong with this question, and its meaning is unclear, but according to its usage, A, B and D can be excluded, because A.invite has no object, B. has no help done statement, and D. does not help to do something.
Urgent! I was bitten by a mouse! Landlord, I suggest you go to the hospital for rabies vaccine at once. People who are scratched or bitten by dogs, regardless of bleeding or not, should be given rabies vaccine as long as the mucosa of the panel is damaged. If you are exposed for more than 48 hours (after being bitten), double the dose of the first injection. Whether there is rabies or not is invisible to the naked eye. People bitten by rats should also be vaccinated against rabies.
Rabies is an acute infectious disease caused by rabies virus, which can be prevented and cured, and is zoonotic. Infection is mainly caused by bites or scratches from infected dogs, cats and wild animals. Once it happens, the mortality rate is almost 100%. Rabies virus mainly invades the human body by biting the damaged part of the panel. At first, it appears fever, swelling and itching around the wound, and then it is afraid of water, light and wind.
When bitten or scratched by rabies or other animals, the following emergency treatment should be carried out immediately:
1. wound treatment: the wound should be treated immediately. Rinse all wounds or itching places thoroughly with 20% soapy water or 0. 1% bromogeramine, rinse repeatedly for at least 30 minutes, and then wipe with 70% alcohol or 2% iodine.
2. Vaccination: It is necessary to inject rabies vaccine for human use at the county health and epidemic prevention station or local health center in time.
3. Application of anti-rabies immune serum: Anyone with severe head, face, neck, hands or multiple parts should be injected with rabies serum and refined rabies vaccine for human use on the same day.
4. Wounds bitten by animals should not be bandaged or stitched.
The incubation period of rabies is as short as a few days, as long as several years, more than ten years, usually 1-3 months.
During the injection of rabies vaccine, alcohol, strong tea and spicy food should be avoided and strenuous exercise should be avoided.
About 15 days after the whole rabies vaccine injection, I went to the hospital to draw 2ml of blood on an empty stomach to test whether antibodies were produced. If the test result is positive, it means that antibodies have been produced and the vaccine injection is effective. If there is no antibody, it is necessary to strengthen the injection of vaccine once or twice, and then carry out blood tests until antibodies are produced.
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