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How to stay away from recklessness?
A writer told an embarrassing story about himself: one year during the Spring Festival, he spent the Spring Festival in his hometown, and one day he was invited to visit a friend's house in a neighboring county. When he was waiting for the bus at the county station, he bought a magazine and looked bored. Unexpectedly, he turned over and forgot to go to the toilet. He found the public toilet in a hurry a few minutes before driving and didn't pay much attention to the sign. He rushed in directly by feeling, but he didn't expect to be stunned when he first entered, and his head suddenly swelled ... "It's over, I went to the wrong toilet!" At the moment, he saw a rural aunt in her fifties carrying pants. So I hurried away and rushed to the toilet on the other side. I didn't expect it to be more embarrassing this time. Be scolded by two lesbians as "blind, get out!" He had to be defeated and run faster than a rabbit. After settling down, he looked back at the toilet sign carefully. The words "Men's Toilet" were clearly written on the toilet door he entered for the first time. Oh! At first, I started walking to the right by myself. Because the rural aunt went to the wrong toilet and didn't read the sign herself, she acted rashly and made a big mistake.
Reckless and hasty, small things may turn into big mistakes of ordinary people. For soldiers, this is a matter of life and death.
1794 In the late autumn, Napoleon's army attacked the Netherlands, and the Netherlands was unable to fight back at all, so it had to open the floodgates and release water, forcing it to retreat with the flood. Napoleon had to order the withdrawal, but the commander-in-chief of the French army accidentally found spiders weaving webs. He knew that this indicated that dry and cold weather was coming, so he ordered to stop retreating. As expected, a cold air swept in quickly and the flood froze overnight. The French army crossed the glacier and successfully achieved its operational intention.
This shows how important it is for soldiers to be careful and rigorous! Carelessness and recklessness may bring unexpected and serious consequences to military operations. No matter what happens, we should tell ourselves in our hearts: "Don't be rash." Restrain your reckless behavior and develop a cautious and meticulous style.
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