Humorous jokes about writing notices

Q: Cattle, pigs, dogs and sheep race. After crossing the finish line, all the cows, pigs and dogs were panting, except the sheep. Why?

Be proud (the sheep is not breathing)

There is a little pig. His mother doesn't like him and wants to send him away. One day, mother pig took her little pig to a far away place where there was no bus. As a result, the pig came back the next day.

Another day, mother pig threw the pig far away, where there was no road. A few days later, the pig came back.

Another day, mother pig took her little pig to a far, far place, where there was nothing and it was endless. Guess what?

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..... As a result, the pig didn't come back. ...

When I came back from other places, everyone met me at the airport. There were three planes. ...

The first plane arrived, and everyone cheered and thought I was on the plane. I see, it's uncle 69, everyone: cut ~

The second plane arrived and everyone continued to cheer. Look at AKI coming down, everyone: cut ~

The last one, everyone thinks, must be Cece, still cheering my name. As a result, guess who came back?

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..... The pig is back ... Please take it!