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Magic potion
On this day, the big nose mouse thought, "If only cats and people can't see me, then I can do whatever I want."
When the fox knew this, he sent a bottle of potion and said mysteriously, "This is a bottle of stealth potion. If you drink it, you can hide your figure, so that others can't see you."
The big nose mouse was very happy. He immediately took out 1 gold coins and bought the potion.
When the fox left, the big nose mouse immediately drank the potion.
After a while, the big nose mouse walked out of the sewer and walked to a house. It said to itself, "I'm going out to see if I'm invisible."
In the living room of this house, the owner wearing sunglasses is sitting on the sofa smoking.
The big-nosed mouse walked towards its master step by step, getting closer, getting closer … finally, it came under its master's nose, and the master didn't respond at all!
"Invisible! Invisible! " The big nose mouse shouted excitedly in his heart, "Let's get something to eat in the kitchen!" " The big nose mouse goes to the kitchen.
Just entering the kitchen, a cat jumped out from behind the door and held down the big-nosed mouse: "How dare you come out and steal in broad daylight!"
The big-nosed mouse was shocked. "You, you, how can you see me?"
"joke, how can I not see you?"
"I, I, I am hidden. You, you and your master can't see me ..."
"Oh, my master is blind."
"huh?" The big nose mouse passed out ...
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