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Magic potion

In the sewer beside the street, there lived a mouse with a big nose. The big-nosed mouse did bad things all day. For this reason, it also paid the price-it was hit by a cat once, and an ear was bitten off by the cat, which almost killed it.

On this day, the big nose mouse thought, "If only cats and people can't see me, then I can do whatever I want."

When the fox knew this, he sent a bottle of potion and said mysteriously, "This is a bottle of stealth potion. If you drink it, you can hide your figure, so that others can't see you."

The big nose mouse was very happy. He immediately took out 1 gold coins and bought the potion.

When the fox left, the big nose mouse immediately drank the potion.

After a while, the big nose mouse walked out of the sewer and walked to a house. It said to itself, "I'm going out to see if I'm invisible."

In the living room of this house, the owner wearing sunglasses is sitting on the sofa smoking.

The big-nosed mouse walked towards its master step by step, getting closer, getting closer … finally, it came under its master's nose, and the master didn't respond at all!

"Invisible! Invisible! " The big nose mouse shouted excitedly in his heart, "Let's get something to eat in the kitchen!" " The big nose mouse goes to the kitchen.

Just entering the kitchen, a cat jumped out from behind the door and held down the big-nosed mouse: "How dare you come out and steal in broad daylight!"

The big-nosed mouse was shocked. "You, you, how can you see me?"

"joke, how can I not see you?"

"I, I, I am hidden. You, you and your master can't see me ..."

"Oh, my master is blind."

"huh?" The big nose mouse passed out ...