Tell me a joke, and you will get a prize if you laugh.

1. Someone gave Lao Wang a barrel of good wine, but Lao Wang was afraid that someone would steal it, so he put a note on the barrel, which read "Fake wine". When he woke up the next day, he found that someone had stolen a quarter of it. Lao Wang was very angry, so he changed the note and wrote, "Whoever drinks this fake wine will die." Another day passed, and someone stole it, leaving half. A friend said to Lao Wang, you have no money here, who can you fool? Just write "urine bucket" and no one will steal it. Lao Wang thought about it, so he changed the note to "urine bucket". The next day, Lao Wang looked, and sure enough, no one stole it, but the bucket was full. . .

2. In a library, a scholar found a beautiful woman in front of him. The beautiful woman was very hot, and she spread her legs when sitting. The literati thought for a moment, went over to the beauty and said, "Miss, can you close your book?"? The beauty looked at him and said disdainfully, "When will you put your pen down?". Embarrassed, the scholar said, "Well, when I'm free, I'll take some notes in your book.".

3. A woman fell into the water, and there were three people on the shore, farmers, mathematicians and soldiers. The woman asked three people to save her, and promised to have sex with them, and each person could go back and forth in her body three times. The three rescued the woman ashore, and the woman fulfilled her promise. First of all, it starts with farmers, who are very honest, "1, 2, 3", and it's over. Mathematicians are cunning, ".1, .2, .3, .4. . 。” I went back and forth 3 times. Finally, the soldiers, brave soldiers shouted loudly:

"1, 2, 1 ... 1, 2, 1 ... 1, 2, 1 ..."

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