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Glorious labor! It's shameful not to work! Loving labor is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Let's go to work first, and I'll come later!

Labor (husband), I hope you clean my room, have a good exercise, and often buy me breakfast on Labor Day.

Usually busy at work, taking advantage of May Day shopping. Come back empty-handed, don't admit your mistake!

How are you going to spend May Day? I will take the time to help the Iraqi people form a government. Shall we go together? See you in Baghdad!

May Day is coming, so you should drink less, eat more vegetables and listen to your wife.

Career in the afternoon, strong as a tiger, countless money, not hard work, romantic as music, happiness beyond your number! Happy May Day!

Get up! Although today is a public holiday, we should celebrate it today. Happy May Day!

Hi! My friend, don't be numb in labor, let the labor process really become a kind of happiness!

A cup of coffee, a casual book, lying on the comfortable sofa, savoring the leisure of this holiday.

Your hard work conveys warmth to us, and I sincerely pay tribute to your hard work! Happy Labor Day!

The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, the longer the friends meet, the more real it is, the clearer the water, and the lighter the vicissitudes of life. I wish you a happy May Day and a good mood forever!

Honey, go to bed early today. Tomorrow is labor day. Get up early to buy vegetables for a 7-day holiday. Don't forget to change the fuel tank!

I wish you good health, happy spirit, developed career and all the best. Happy holidays

I wish you a happy Labor Day! Get what you want and have a good job! I will always support you!

May your efforts and sweat turn into the fruits of tomorrow's success as soon as possible. Happy Labor Day!

I wish you: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your romance is like music, and happiness belongs to you! Happy May Day!

I wish you a happy holiday, a pleasant journey and a good time.

I sincerely thank you for your contribution to the company in the past year. I wish you a happy May Day and all the best!

Real workers love their jobs as much as their wives.

In this quiet festival, I want to silently send my thoughts and blessings to you.

It's another day of outing. I wish you and your family a happy May Day!

A pot of coffee, a casual book, lying on the comfortable sofa, savoring the leisure of this holiday.

One, two, three, four, five, six and seven days' holiday, are you going to stay at home and be moldy all the time? Come out and bathe in the summer sunshine with me.

Dude, it's a fucking holiday again. You know I still have nowhere to go. Hurry up and tidy up your messy house and wait for me!

I hope you will become more and more intelligent on this special day.

May is a good time to fly. Would you like to fly with me?

Drop in when you are free on May Day. We all miss you very much.

I love you as mice love rice! Relaxing in a good mood after a long vacation is the most glorious job.

I'm going to have a big sleep on May Day, but you can let me know when you eat!

May Day is the peak of tourism, and people are everywhere. There are many good movies in the cinema during the holidays. Why don't we watch it for a few days?

Happy May Day! I wish you all a good meal, a good play and a good mood!

May Day is coming. Would you like to work in the suburbs with me? You can relax.

May Day is coming, so you should drink less, eat more vegetables and listen to your wife.

Embark on the journey, peace and harmony; Talking casually, relaxed and happy; Do some entertainment, touch yourself, very happy; I have to work to get home safely. Happy Labor Day!

Although you and I can't get together, my thoughts and blessings are with you every step of the way. Honey, take care!

Being in a foreign land, I miss my relatives twice every holiday. Best wishes from distant relatives. May you be safe and happy.

God created everything in the universe in seven days, and May Day has seven holidays. Can we create a strange fate in the world?

God created everything in the universe in seven days, and May Day has seven holidays. Can we create a strange fate in the world?

Celebrate Labor Day and welcome Red May. I love May Day and wish you a happy holiday!

Celebrate Labor Day and welcome Red May.

On the occasion of Labor Day, I would like to extend my heartfelt prayers and blessings to you and wish you and your family a happy and peaceful Labor Day!

May Day, would you like to go to the place you want to go with me? Why don't you drop in at home? We all miss you.

My friend, although life is a rosary composed of troubles, we should count it with a smile, shouldn't we? I wish you and your dear family happiness in this relaxed and beautiful festival!

You have created a beautiful life with hard-working hands. Today is your holiday. Wish you a happy holiday!

May day, might as well go out for a walk. You might as well relax your breath, walk towards the gorgeous sunshine, give the yellow heart to the running water, and look at the distant mist.

May Day, you might as well go out for a walk. You might as well relax your breath, walk towards the gorgeous sunshine, give the yellow heart to the running water and pay tribute to the mist in the distance.

On arrival, I send my sincere prayers and blessings, and sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday!

My mother said that I don't work at ordinary times, but I wait at home on Labor Day, so ...

I heard that your burden was on your shoulders and you stayed up all night. I hope you are busy, have a good life, be healthy physically and mentally, and everything goes well.

Great working people, I wish you a happy mood, happy holidays, work more, create a better life, pay attention to your health, and never create human beings! !

Hard-working people Without you, our world will be lonely and dark I sincerely say happy holidays!

Usually busy at work, taking advantage of May Day shopping. Come back empty-handed, don't admit your mistake!

Your hard work conveys warmth to us, and I sincerely pay tribute to your hard work! Happy labor day

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Such a long holiday is yours and mine. Don't keep it from me. Please accept my invitation.

Honey, you used to say I wouldn't play with you. This holiday, no matter where you go, I will accompany you and let you arrange your own itinerary!

Honey, you do housework day and night and finally make me feel guilty. In order to continue to enjoy your "service" in the future, I have to make a painful decision: this holiday is at your disposal.

Get up! Although today is a public holiday, we should celebrate it today. Happy May Day!

Men work to raise women, women work to raise men, Lao Tzu works to raise his son, and his son works to raise his grandson, so society develops.

Dear, you have worked hard! Take advantage of this holiday, let's go out together, the location is up to you!

Honey, go to bed early today. Tomorrow is labor day. Get up early to buy vegetables for a 7-day holiday. Don't forget to change the fuel tank!

Although today is Labor Day, we should pay more attention to rest and keep healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

May our labor bring you spring returns on Labor Day, and wish your family happiness.

Honey, go to bed early today. Tomorrow is labor day. Get up early to buy vegetables for a 7-day holiday. Don't forget to change the fuel tank!

Glorious labor! It's shameful not to work! Loving labor is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Let's go to work first, and I'll come later!

I wish you a happy Labor Day! Get what you want and have a good job! I will always support you!

Glorious labor! Long live labor! Create brilliance with your own hands and give happiness to the dearest people!

Today is International Labor Day. I wish women a happy holiday and a beautiful day!

I wish you something on Labor Day. You deserve it. Bosses who are willing to rely on our laborers to support themselves really appreciate our kindness-a raise, a raise. ...

Husband, I am willing to share the troubles of work for you! Don't think too much, okay? At least you still have me!

You don't ask to lose the game because of a bad deck of cards.

You can't lose faith in mankind. Humanity is the ocean; Even if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean will not become dirty.

Without small steps, one can't travel a thousand miles; Without small flow, there would be no ocean.

With ideals, one can cross the ocean. Without ideals, a person can't move.

May your heart be like a flower in full bloom in May. Although today is Labor Day, you should pay more attention to rest and keep healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

Put on your red pepper suit. Diligence is a virtue, and labor is the most glorious.

Is a lazy cat, just lying in bed, working all day, not working, staying at home and sleeping! Hee hee, so comfortable!

Today is May Day. It's been years. Dad will get up soon. Get up and get to work. Don't think today is labor day. Help mom cook quickly.

The sun is shining, get up! Today is May Day. Let's celebrate. Happy May Day!

Dad: This is my message. Drink less when eating. Advertising words: "Do you want to do it or liver?" Happy Labor Day!

Hi! Friends, don't be numb in labor, let the process of labor really become a pleasure! Come on, come on. Let's take a look together. ......

Mom, you have worked hard! Have a good rest at home on May Day!

I sincerely thank you for your contribution to the company in the past year. I wish you a happy May Day and all the best!

May is a good time to fly. Would you like to fly with me?

I love you as mice love rice!

Happy Labor Day? Labor is a kind of happiness. Are you carried away by happiness today? Then sleep while you are dizzy! Good Night!

Today is International Labor Day. I wish women a happy holiday and a beautiful day!

Real workers love their jobs as much as their wives.

May your efforts and sweat turn into the fruits of tomorrow's success as soon as possible. Happy Labor Day!

Did you laugh after your hard work? This is my blessing, your hard work conveys warmth to us, and I sincerely greet your hard work! Happy Labor Day!

Keep your promise and realize May Day together.

Thank you for your concern, your help and your love for me Thank you sincerely! !

Flowers are dedicated to those who work hard.

Usually busy at work, taking advantage of May Day shopping. Come back empty-handed, don't admit your mistake!

Relax mentally and work mentally.

The kindness of parents is more valuable than gold. Who can say that a filial child like the weak can repay his mother's love like the sunshine in spring?

In a colorful world, friendship is precious. In this long holiday, I wish you happiness!

"I think you are like a wisp of smoke. I wish you a happy May Day! "

Although today is Labor Day, we should pay more attention to rest and keep healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

Labor brings us everything! Celebrate Labor Day and welcome Red May!

May Day, you might as well go out for a walk. You might as well relax your breath, walk towards the gorgeous sunshine, give the yellow heart to the running water and pay tribute to the mist in the distance.

Glorious labor! Long live labor! Create brilliance with your own hands and give happiness to the dearest people!

Usually busy at work, taking advantage of May Day shopping. Come back empty-handed, don't admit your mistake!

Labor day, don't work, stay at home and get sleepy! Hee hee, how comfortable!

May day is coming, it's a holiday, and finally … I can sleep in! I wish you a happy May Day! Have a big sleep ... sleep late:)

Labor is to enjoy life better. May day wish everyone: May day is easy!

I wish you every day in the May Day holiday, full of warmth ... full of peace ... full of joy. ...

May Day, let's relax! :)

Buddies and sisters should pay attention to the combination of work and rest! Happy May Day!

Labor day is here! It's another good day to lose weight.

I wish you a happy Labor Day! Get what you want and have a good job! I will always support you!

Your hard work conveys warmth to us, and I sincerely pay tribute to your hard work! Happy Labor Day!

Happy May Day! I wish you all a good meal, a good play and a good mood!

Labor brings us everything, and only when there is labor can there be rewards and gains! I wish you a happy Labor Day!

May our labor bring you the return of spring on Labor Day, and wish your family happiness!

You have created a beautiful life with hard-working hands. Today is your holiday. Wish you a happy holiday!

It's been a long night and I don't want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, so neither can you, girl!

Don't value friends more, be sure to come to today's party, or we will give you color to see see!

I'm going to have a big sleep on May Day, but you can let me know when you eat!

Boss, I have worked hard for you for a year. It's your treat on May Day!

I wish the working people in the world a happy May Day!

Honey, go to bed early today. Tomorrow is labor day. Get up early to buy vegetables for a 7-day holiday. Don't forget to change the fuel tank!

Husband, I am willing to share the troubles of work for you! Don't think too much, okay? At least you still have me.

Glorious labor! It's shameful not to work! Loving labor is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Let's go to work first, and I'll come later!

I wish you something on Labor Day. You deserve it. Bosses who are willing to rely on our workers to support themselves really appreciate our kindness, pay rise, pay rise ...

"Five? On the first day, I send my sincere prayers and blessings, and sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday!

The days with you are romantic even if they are ordinary! I wish you a pleasant journey and a happy May Day.

Although today is Labor Day, we should pay more attention to rest and keep healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

1,' May Day' was drunk and didn't know the way home. In a daze, I went deep into the forest, vomited, vomited, and opened countless mandarin ducks!

May Day is coming, and the weather is very hot. I'm going to do three little things for the whole country: 1. Wear gloves to prevent flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!

3, stretching brows, happy heart, carefree big head, busy small head, healthy inside, chic outside, rich hands, unstoppable position! Happy International Labor Day

4. According to the May 1st Special Law of People's Republic of China (PRC), you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to depression for life, and all loneliness and troubles are confiscated. This is the final judgment, and you have no right to appeal. Execute immediately!

I came to your warm cabin along the fiery network, thinking of many parting feelings, looking forward to tomorrow's happiness, greeting you gently and thinking of you severely. With my lingering tenderness, unrestrained feelings, sincere enthusiasm, sincere friendship and happy mood, I wish you a happy May Day! ! !

6, can't wait, I decided to lead the people of the whole country to wish you and your family a happy May Day in advance! I arranged for them to send all the messages you received in the next few days. I keep a low profile, as long as you know, don't tell anyone!

7. May Day is coming, and the weather is very hot. I'm going to do three little things for the whole country: 1. Wear gloves to prevent flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!

8. Don't work! So I just tired my fingers and sent you a short message wishing you happiness!

9. I wish you something on Labor Day. You deserve it. Bosses who are willing to rely on our laborers to support themselves really appreciate our kindness-a raise, a raise. ...

10, May Day is coming, the mouse's dream: drag all the cats into the hole and bite them to death. Crow's protest: Are we black people in the world? Wolf's plan: take a sheepskin on May Day. What about you?

1 1, May Day I want to make a wish: if you are a meteor, I will chase you, if you are a satellite, I will wait for you, if you are a star, I will fall in love with you, but unfortunately ... you are an orangutan, and I can only see you in the zoo! Alas! What a pity!

Oh, maybe these interesting May Day news are not interesting. After all, Labor Day seems to be nothing to laugh about. Work is glorious!

Funny text messages on May Day.

1, May Day is just around the corner. I want to send you five one-dollar bills. I hope your career is a blockbuster, your life is safe, you make a fortune in business, and you accidentally win the lottery. I wish you a happy May Day.

2. You have created a beautiful life with hard-working hands. You are usually busy with work and take advantage of the May Day shopping spree. Go home empty-handed and comfort yourself. Happy Labor Day!

3. It is the happiest thing to miss you on May Day; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened. Happy Labor Day.

I wish you a happy May Day: double the bonus, further develop your career, get better popularity, be in better health and have more beautiful women around you.

5. The sound of rain wishes you peace, washes away troubles, takes away thoughts, leaves heartstrings, surrounds your wishes and moistens your heart. May happiness always accompany you. I wish you a happy Labor Day.

6, the spring breeze ushered in Labor Day, stretching eyebrows for May Day; Busy work will eventually rest, and I will be happier after I am tired; Dressing up the new world with both hands will eventually get the thanks of future generations!

7. SMS will become delicious, words will bloom with roses, sending each other is a date, and reading carefully is the taste of loneliness. In this world, only friends are the most precious! Happy Labor Day.

8. Gentle greetings have merged into all my blessings, while subtle blessings have poured into my infinite sincerity. A quiet message quietly flooded the screen! Happy Labor Day.

9. Happy Labor Day? Labor is a kind of happiness. Are you carried away by happiness today? Then sleep while you are dizzy! Good Night!

10 I miss you like a wisp of smoke, and my blessing to you is that the gurgling stream will accompany me all my life. Happy May Day!

1 1. The longer the wine, the more mellow the friends, the clearer the water, and the vicissitudes of life fade away. I wish you a happy May Day and a good mood forever!

12, I wish you: your career is in full swing, your body is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your romance is like music, and happiness belongs to you! Happy May Day!

13, labor day, I wish you something from your labor. There is stillness in motion, stillness in motion, stillness in motion, stillness in motion, stillness in motion, and changes in the world. I wish you never change, every day is sunny! Sunny day!

14, the wind welcomes labor day, and the eyebrow is May Day; Busy work will eventually rest, and I will be happier after I am tired; Dressing up the new world with both hands will eventually get the thanks of future generations!

There are flowers in spring, bright moon in autumn, wind in summer and snow in winter. If there is no trouble in my heart, it is a good time in my life. May you be free in the morning and at night. Dream with your heart and dream with your heart. Happy Labor Day.

Although the moonlight is beautiful, it is not as good as the comfort of friends; The stars are beautiful, but not as embellished as friendship; The night sky is beautiful, but not as precious as friendship; I wish you a happy Labor Day.

Flowers are the most beautiful peonies, and people are the closest friends. Make friends without paying gold or silver, only with a willing heart. Water flows downwards, man struggles upwards, friendship exists, trees have roots and friends are connected. Happy Labor Day!

How long can a cloud float? How long can a shower last? How long can a bunch of flowers last? How long can a smile last? If you ask me how long I hope you will be well. I said: how long is the heartbeat and how long is the blessing! Happy May Day!

It feels good to have you in my life; I feel warm with you in my memory; I am proud to have you on the journey; You are silent, I feel brilliant; With you among my friends, I no longer feel lonely. Happy May Day.