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Funny words in the circle of friends during vacation
1. It’s time for me to give my mind a break for a few days, and think about the future alone, and think about my life in five years.
2. Who says money can’t buy time? Network administrator, add two dollars! Who says money can't buy knowledge? Teacher, this is my tuition! Who says money can't buy love? Mother-in-law, this is my gift!
3. I want to study during the holidays, and I want to take a vacation when I study. My hands feel itchy if I don’t do my homework, and my teeth feel itchy if I do my homework. Needless to say, I was such a troubled child.
4. Only when you stand in a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.
5. "I feel as light as before the vacation" "Speaking in human language" "I haven't done my homework"
6. These days, I don't have dozens of papers in my hand. With eight winter vacation homeworks, I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on vacation.
7. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Who do you blame if you don’t look good?
8. The so-called vacation is nothing more than doing homework in a place with few people.
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