What circle of friends are you going to send on Valentine's Day on February 14, 2020?

February 14 summary of wonderful paragraphs in Valentine's Day circle of friends

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1. They have been dating for three years, and today they have an appointment to go riding in the mountains. The man wanted romance, so he rode his horse to the edge of the cliff, turned to his beloved woman and said, "Valentine's Day is only one day away. I finally ask you, can you marry me? If you don't marry me, my life will be meaningless, and I will jump off this cliff. " ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………………… ........................................................................................................................... .......................................................

Second, Bajie: "Master, are you going to have a holiday on Valentine's Day? I want to go to Gao Lao Zhuang ... "

The Monkey King: "Master, I want to go to the octagonal cave. Sister-in-law said to pack jiaozi for me to eat ... "

Tang Priest: "Wukong, where are you going!" "

Jason Wu: "I ... I just want to stay with my master ..."

After Pig and Wukong left, the Tang Priest said with a smile, "Wukong, let's go to the daughter country!

Conclusion: Follow the leader, there will always be good things.

3. Going to the movies on Valentine's Day, halfway through the performance, a staff member went to the front and shouted, which eldest brother brought other people's daughter-in-law to the movies, and all the husbands found it, and they were desperate at the front door. Now I have turned off the movie, turned off the lights and opened the back door. Let's go. A loud cry, a few minutes later, all the seats were empty, leaving a floor full of roses.

Valentine's Day is coming, I'm ready. Once you find those couples quarreling, sit by and wait, either pick up the rose, the ring or the mobile phone. As long as they dare to fall, I dare to pick it up! Pick it up and run so they can't get rid of it. If I'm lucky, I may find a lover. I'm excited just to think about it ... although I'm ugly, I want to be beautiful!

5. This is the day when the mistress and the first wife rob men, when many underground parties emerge, when roses appreciate, and when the living man makes them! At four o'clock in the afternoon, the florist smiled; At six o'clock in the evening, the restaurant owner smiled; At nine o'clock in the evening, the nightclub manager smiled; At midnight, the owner of the hotel smiled; The next day, the drugstore owner smiled; A month later, all the doctors and nurses in the gynecology hospital laughed. I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day in advance! Please "xianggong" appease your concubines, concubines and young masters in advance, lest she make trouble!

6. I went to dinner yesterday, and there was a dish called Forty Women. I felt curious and ordered it. The result is a dish of day lily. I didn't know what to order at dinner today. Suddenly I saw a dish called Rhapsody in July, which was not expensive. After thinking about it, a woman is forty (day lily) and wants to see what rhapsody in July is, so she ordered it ... The waiter said, "Please enjoy it, rhapsody in July!" " Look, grandma's leg ... playboy.

Seven, ... what 13 14, what 520, what Chinese Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day ... I will give you money even if it is a holiday, and those who won't give you money are penniless every day. Give up and stop looking for comfort in the circle of friends ...1314. Listening to my sister ... Happy every day is better than anything. I don't trust 520, and I don't expect 52 1. I only trust 502. One yuan a bottle, one drop of eternity, three seconds, I will never part. If I want to part, I will definitely break my skin! ……

Eight,

Two years ago ... a man wanted to go out with his lover for a few days, so he lied to his wife: he went to Malaysia for a meeting, and sent a message to his wife on March 8, telling her that he had boarded the plane, returned by Malaysia Airlines MH370 and arrived home tomorrow morning. As a result, something happened to Malaysia Airlines. So far, the plane has not been found. This man has lived in a hotel for more than two years now, and he is afraid to go home. .......................................................................................................................................................

Nine, Valentine's Day is coming! The group called the secretary to buy roses and asked her lover to send one. When the secretary went to the flower shop, she thought that the group owner was very capable and might have more than one lover, so she called and asked, "Group owner, how many lovers do you have?" The shopkeeper replied, "It's a person." She was surprised: "1 1 person?" The group owner said, "Not 1 1 person, but a person." The secretary was dumbfounded: "2 1 person? How did it become 2 1 person again? " The owner patiently said, "You heard wrong, but you are alone." Secretary: "7 1 person? How can there be so many? " The group owner broke out and shouted, "Just one person!" Secretary: "9 1? Oh, my God ... "The owner suddenly collapsed ... and finally he couldn't help cursing:" 250, it's a person. " Secretary: "25 1 person? ! ..... "Our host suddenly fainted. Group owner! How many/simple smiles/simple smiles do you want to forward to your group to amuse the group owners?

X. Share the true meaning of "love" with you on Valentine's Day:

"l" stands for listening.

"O" stands for gratitude.

"V" stands for valuable.

"e" stands for excuse.

If you love, please learn: listen to each other, thank each other, respect each other and forgive each other. Bless every friend ~ Happy holidays!