Funny funny show love quotations (Aauto faster funny funny sentences collection)

1. No amount of flood can drown me, because I am a frivolous person.

I don't know what circles you all mix, but I mix dark circles.

3. being used by others? As long as you become a loser, no one can take advantage of you.

4. "When someone praises you for your good looks, how do you keep a low profile?" "What? Speak louder, I can't hear you! "

If you are hungry, call me and I will give you some snacks to chew.

I really want to make money into my hobby.

7. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

8. If you can't even cheat, how can you trust yourself to enter the society?

9. Please delete me from the blacklist, thank you! It's 2020, and I'm still alone. Nobody wants me.

10. I'm a little unhappy today. Although you didn't cause it, can you apologize to me?

1 1. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

12. When I was a child, I was poor, but I was happy. It's different now, not only poor, but also unhappy.

13. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

14. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

15. Who can help me figure out when I can have a lot of money? God replied: When your family went to your grave. ...

16. If you dare to touch me, I will make you hairless.

17. Tell lies with your real name in reality, and tell the truth with a pseudonym in the network.

18. It's not terrible to have a big belly. What's terrible is that it's unexpectedly big.

19. You get nothing, because I have nothing.

20. You don't have to pretend to be cold. I don't want to keep pestering. Lend me ten dollars for the last time.

2 1. See the stars in the sky? Yes, I have!

22. Once again, I am not an outsider. I'm not welcome.

23. If you treat women as clothes, you will run naked sooner or later.

24. What's wrong with a fat house? Pursuing Happyness, I can open the door at once.

25. The price of pigs has gone up this year. Have you considered taking me back for the New Year?

26. Whenever life knocks me down, I won't cheer up immediately. I usually just lie there and take a nap.

27. The only thing that keeps growing up is to charge your mobile phone every day.

28. I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

29. God spread wisdom all over the world, so you brought an umbrella!