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The joke of the 25th Xixi.

Love is fucking fart. When love is full of passion, it is as cold as ice.

In my cognition, love is: the deaf hear the dumb say that the blind see love.

Don't mess with me I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death.

Mom told me: If your husband bullies you, let your grandparents take him away.

Since I played QQ, my pinyin has been much better. . .

I love you. What? Whether you love me or not is your business, so much nonsense. . .

If you betray me, you will die.

Never deal with a creature that bleeds for a month and doesn't die for a week.

The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but I am in Weibo, Tencent. You are in Sina Weibo. ...

Relying on mountains to eat, relying on water to eat, robbing today, not giving, whoever wants to resist, let him go to hell.

When I was born, everyone was laughing, and I was crying alone. When I died, everyone was crying and I was laughing alone.

The advertisement was well watched, and suddenly a TV series popped up … depressed …

I hope it can be adopted ~ ~ ~