7 classic jokes

1, physical examination in the morning, need to draw blood.

The nurse who took the first injection said that I was too fat to find blood vessels.

The nurse who received the second injection said that my skin was too thick to penetrate.

The nurse who received the third injection said that the first two nurses were new here. . .

Psychologist: If you have a button on your body, once you press it, it will erase your memory and forget what is painful or annoying. Will you press it?

The patient replied, "No, it isn't." The question must be: hey, here's a button. Press it. Hey, here's a button. Press it? Hey, here's a button. Press it?

3. On the phone, suddenly, A: Gee, it's so hot.

B: What's hot?

A: Water.

Drink slowly

A: Foot washing water?

At the dinner table, a middle-aged man said to the young man: I work in a paternity test center. If you need any help, come to me. ?

Young man:? I'm not married. ?

The middle-aged man smiled and said, your father can come to me if he needs it. ?

5. When eating biscuits and grape seeds, I was thinking: Is that employee eating grapes while packaging biscuits? . .

6. After Cook came to China, he wanted to know about the use of iPhone4S in China.

So he walked into the subway and was very pleased to see that everyone on the bus was using the iPhone.

He asked a little girl who was watching a movie on her iPhone. What do you think of this mobile phone?

The little girl smiled and said, wait a minute, my mobile phone is dead. I want to change a battery.

Cook was shocked, and it was still dual card dual standby!

7. I heard that Apple CEO Cook was very satisfied with his visit to China market, because he saw people all over the street using iPhones, including iPhone3, iPhone4, iPHone4S, iPhone5 and iPhone6, with 3-inch screen, 4-inch screen, 5-inch screen, single screen, dual screen, clamshell, tablet, slider, keyboard and battery. . .

Cook lamented: Apple's development in China is the most brilliant!

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