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Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man: Line 3
No. I'll give you some classics. 1, Jing Tian: Don't say integrity, I can't even beat Miss Chia Tang. Lin Ping: Miss Zi Xuan, I want to marry you. I want to announce to the world that I want to marry Miss Zi Xuan. There is no such thing in the game, but I am still very courageous. Zi Xuan: Never stare at a woman in a daze, or you can't help falling in love with her. (reasonable) 4. Solanum nigrum: I am you. I am the only person in the world who is qualified to dance for you. Longyang: Without that sword, I can still destroy the enemy. (I felt that Long Yang was very imposing when he said this, so I took it in. 6. If evil thoughts are swords, I will become immortal, and I am the evil sword fairy. Since the nameless world, the mother of all things has been famous. From today on, you and I will join hands, unite evil thoughts in the world, surpass the six realms, and become the strongest in the world (who is the source of the evil sword fairy in the TV series? Xu Changqing) 7, Zi Xuan: I want to leave you, I don't want to interfere with you, I don't want you to be confused because of your infatuation with love, I want to give you freedom and realize your ideal without persistence. 8. Pig woman ... Dish-shaped teeth ... (more shocking than "A Qi", "Fourteen Brother", "Evil Girl" and "Stinky Egg" in Xianjian No.1) 9. The deadline is 300 days on earth (Wei Qing said this with great momentum, feeling that he was not afraid of heavy buildings at all) 10. Today, I want to represent the whole society. I won't kill you. You can kill yourself. (Especially the last two sentences. In addition, evergreen's appearance was also very shocking) 1 1. There is a feeling called love at first sight. (Jing Tian said this on the premise that the Vulcan king is a woman, but she is) 12, Brother Mao Shan, I can totally feel your fear, but just like this, I have no way to investigate the case (a little cold and humorous) 13, Brother Jing, to be honest, I have known you for so long and I think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking but in the film) I want an opponent, an opponent who can really let me draw my sword (that is, heavy building) 15. I am a hero who saves the world (a little nonsense, but it reminds me of an action of Jing Tian in the game: slapping my chest and then thumbs up. Jing Tian: Who are you? Men in black (turning around and losing his head): Li Xiaoyao! ! (Crossing) 17, Jing Tian: "You love Zi Xuan!" He Miaomiao: "I love chicken butt!" " Jing Tian: "Zi Xuan loves you! He Miaomiao: "Chicken ass loves me!" ! 18, (Xue Jian is very happy when he looks at the snow) Jing Tian said, "The snow is floating, passers-by look at it, and the snow is very happy." Xue Jian said, "Oh, dish tooth can also write poems." 19, Xue Jian: "You two said, isn't she close to Jing Tian? Haven't they known each other for a long time? Isn't she prettier than me, with a better figure and fewer clothes? "I tell you, I'm not angry at all, I don't care at all! "20. Xue Jian:" The great Xia Changqing said that my destiny can be seen when I look up. I looked up and saw only a cloud. It must be Ting Yun's son. Jing Tian: "Actually ... what you look up at is not necessarily a cloud ... Xue Jian:" What could it be? " Jing Tian: "When you look up, you can see the sky. "2 1, Xue Jian:" What I looked up must be ... Jing Tian: "This is heaven! It's me Snow White looked: "What about you?" Jing Tian: "I like you! I really like you! " "How much do you like me?" "A steady stream, as much as my booger! "Ting Yun, what's your name, brother? Jing Tian: Your last name is Jing Tian and your first name is Tian Tian. Ting Yun: If you don't mind, please come to my humble abode? Jing Tian: Don't give up 23. Jing Tian: Shushan, Shushan, this is Jing Tian. Please reply when you hear my voice. 24. Jing Tian saw the little girl beside him: the little bitch beside him. 25. Xue Jian said to Jing Tian, "It turns out that when you don't hate it, you are quite likable." Jing Tian said, "Nonsense, when you hate people, someone likes you. "26. Jing Tian:" Okay, okay, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, am I still human? " !" 27. Jing Tian: What's in the Tao? Mystery Man: The so-called Tao ... is quite troublesome to explain ... 28. Paris: I love her, but I can't take her heart away because her heart is mine. 29. Jing Tian: No matter whether a person is a demon or a woman, it is very troublesome ... 30. Dear students of Shushan, please dial 3 1 slowly. Jingjing: Don't touch my head, it won't grow tall. Jing Tian: Do you still think you are not tall enough? (Because it is about the nature of reduction, it seems unclear. ) 32. Five Elders: Non-disciples are not allowed to enter the Lock Demon Tower. Chang Yin (horizontal): Then please ask the head master to drive me out of Shushan ... (Look carefully, I am a disciple ...) 33. Jing Tian: Old man Wei Qing! Old man Wei Qing! Old man Wei Qing! 34. Paris: She stole my heart. 35. Paris: From then on, I was the only one who was heartbroken. 1, Jing Tian: Don't say integrity, I can't even beat Miss Chia Tang. Justin plays Ting Yun 2. Lin Ping: Miss Zi Xuan, I want to marry you. I want to announce to the world that I want to marry Miss Zi Xuan. There is no such thing in the game, but I am still very courageous. Zi Xuan: Never stare at a woman in a daze, or you can't help falling in love with her. (reasonable) 4. Solanum nigrum: I am you. I am the only person in the world who is qualified to dance for you. Longyang: Without that sword, I can still destroy the enemy. (I felt that Long Yang was very imposing when he said this, so I took it in. 6. If evil thoughts are swords, I will become immortal, and I am the evil sword fairy. Since the nameless world, the mother of all things has been famous. From today on, you and I will join hands, unite evil thoughts in the world, surpass the six realms, and become the strongest in the world (who is the source of the evil sword fairy in the TV series? Xu Changqing) 7, Zi Xuan: I want to leave you, I don't want to interfere with you, I don't want you to be confused because of your infatuation with love, I want to give you freedom and realize your ideal without persistence. 8. Pig woman ... Dish-shaped teeth ... (more shocking than "A Qi", "Fourteen Brother", "Evil Girl" and "Stinky Egg" in Xianjian No.1) 9. The deadline is 300 days on earth (Wei Qing said this with great momentum, feeling that he was not afraid of heavy buildings at all) 10. Today, I want to represent the whole society. I, Lin Zicong, as Xu Maoshan, won't kill you. Kill yourself. (Especially the last two sentences. In addition, evergreen's appearance was also very shocking) 1 1. There is a feeling called love at first sight. (Jing Tian said this on the premise that the Vulcan king is a woman, but she is) 12, Brother Mao Shan, I can totally feel your fear, but just like this, I have no way to investigate the case (a little cold and humorous) 13, Brother Jing, to be honest, I have known you for so long and I think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking but in the film) I want an opponent, an opponent who can really let me draw my sword (that is, heavy building) 15. I am a hero who saves the world (a little nonsense, but it reminds me of an action of Jing Tian in the game: slapping my chest and then thumbs up. Jing Tian: Who are you? Men in black (turning around and losing his head): Li Xiaoyao! ! (Crossing) 17, Jing Tian: "You love Zi Xuan!" He Miaomiao: "I love chicken butt!" " Jing Tian: "Zi Xuan loves you! He Miaomiao: "Chicken ass loves me!" ! 18, (Xue Jian is very happy when he looks at the snow) Jing Tian said, "The snow is floating, passers-by look at it, and the snow is very happy." Xue Jian said, "Oh, dish tooth can also write poems." 19, Xue Jian: "You two said, isn't she close to Jing Tian? Haven't they known each other for a long time? Isn't she prettier than me, with a better figure and fewer clothes? "I tell you, I'm not angry at all, I don't care at all! "20. Xue Jian:" The great Xia Changqing said that my destiny can be seen when I look up. I looked up and saw only a cloud. It must be Ting Yun's son. Jing Tian: "Actually ... what you look up at is not necessarily a cloud ... Xue Jian:" What could it be? " Jing Tian: "When you look up, you can see the sky. "2 1, Xue Jian:" What I looked up must be ... Jing Tian: "This is heaven! It's me Snow White looked: "What about you?" Jing Tian: "I like you! I really like you! " "How much do you like me?" "A steady stream, as much as my booger! "Ting Yun, what's your name, brother? Jing Tian: Your last name is Jing Tian and your first name is Tian Tian. Ting Yun: If you don't mind, please come to my humble abode? Jing Tian: Don't give up 23. Jing Tian: Shushan, Shushan, this is Jing Tian. Please reply when you hear my voice. 24. Jing Tian saw the little girl beside him: the little bitch beside him. 25. Xue Jian said to Jing Tian, "It turns out that when you don't hate it, you are quite likable." Jing Tian said, "Nonsense, when you hate people, someone likes you. "26. Jing Tian:" Okay, okay, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, am I still human? " !" 27. Jing Tian: What's in the Tao? Mystery Man: The so-called Tao ... is quite troublesome to explain ... 28. Paris: I love her, but I can't take her heart away because her heart is mine. 29. Jing Tian: No matter whether a person is a demon or a woman, it is very troublesome ... 30. Dear students of Shushan, please dial 3 1 slowly. Jingjing: Don't touch my head, it won't grow tall. Jing Tian: Do you still think you are not tall enough? (Because it is about the nature of reduction, it seems unclear. ) 32. Five Elders: Non-disciples are not allowed to enter the Lock Demon Tower. Chang Yin (horizontal): Then please ask the head master to drive me out of Shushan ... (Look carefully, I am a disciple ...) 33. Jing Tian: Old man Wei Qing! Old man Wei Qing! Old man Wei Qing! 34. Paris: She stole my heart. 35. Paris: From then on, I was the only one who was heartbroken.
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