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What jokes do you have caused by taking them out of context or some misunderstanding?

Judging, there are many. The most famous one is that "only villains and women are hard to raise." Later, "if you are near, you will feel inferior, but if you are far away, you will complain." It was Confucius who lamented Zhou's words. For example, "good for good", Confucius' original words were "good for good, how can good for good? Good for good, good for bad. " Confucius did not advocate "good for evil, straight for evil". It is simply "killing you"! There are too many similar situations.