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Bedtime stories of long-distance relationships, bedtime stories of girlfriends.

1. One day, while vacationing in heaven, an angel came to earth. To relieve boredom, she said to a girl, I can realize one of your wishes, power, money and beauty. The girl really loves you, and the angel is afraid. If she said something he didn't realize, she would lose face. In short, she must see how powerful angels are. I hope she worships me and I hope she appreciates me. "I want to hear you say good night to me before going to bed every day!"

2. "Rabbit Ash, what do you like about me?" "Bit by bit." "Damn, how can you learn human rhetoric? I know I have many shortcomings, and you can't like everything. " "Well, maybe I like your strengths, but I love your weaknesses more." "What are the advantages of most love?" "Which one is really hard to say." "Why is it so difficult?" "Because likes are not distributed in dots."

3. The story of a puppy meowing has a little black dog. As soon as he opened his mouth, he spit out a series of cries: "Wang Wang Wang! Wang Wang Wang! " He kept saying this until one day, he heard the cat's cry: "Meow! Hey! " As soon as he thought about it, the cat's bark was really nice, and I wanted to imitate him, so the little black dog began to imitate the cat's bark, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he called out again, "Woof!" The third sound is still "Wang". As the days go by, the little black dog will still bark, but he still has to learn. Therefore, whenever the little black dog sees the cat barking, he barks with it, but it scares the cat away.