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During the Spring and Autumn Period, the people laughed at the nobles' flight.

Before 659 (eighteen years), the beloved intended to make his son a prince, so he framed the prince. Shen Sheng was helpless and felt that there was no distinction between heaven and earth, so she hanged herself. Li Ji began to frame Jin Xiangong's other two sons, Zhong Er and Yi Wu. After learning this news, Zhong Er fled to Pucheng, and Yiwu fled to Qucheng. [6]

Before 655 (twenty-two years of Jin Xiangong), Jin Xiangong was furious because his two sons, Zhong Er and Yiwu, left without saying goodbye, and decided that they had a plot, so he sent minister Bo Wei to crusade against Pucheng. Zhong Er said, "Your father's orders cannot be disobeyed." So he informed everyone: "Those who don't obey your orders are my enemies." Zhong Er fled over the wall, and Bo Wei caught up with him and cut his handcuffs. Zhong Er fled to his mother's hometown Zhai Guo. [7-8]

Exile life

Major projects: Zhong Er was exiled and drunk and sent to Zhong Er.

The death of Zhong Er.

Zhong Er went into exile with Hu Yan, Zhao Shuai, Dian Yi, Wei Gui, Xu Chen and others in Zhaiguo, where Hu Yan was Zhong Er's uncle and Zhaiguo was Hu Yan's motherland. At this time, the Zhai people were fighting and captured two girls. The Zhai people gave them to Zhong Er. Zhong Er married one of the girls named, gave birth to Uncle Liu, and the other gave it to Zhao Shuai. [9]

65 1 year (Jin Xiangong 26th year) September, died of illness, and his son Qi succeeded to the throne, thinking that he was the mother of the country and Xun was the trustee. He has always supported Duke Xiang of Jin, Rick, Pi and others of the Prince, and took the opportunity to gather people to make trouble and stabbed the young master Qi to death in the mourning hall. Later, Xun Xi made Zhuo king of Jin, and Rick and others assassinated Zhuo in the court. Zhong Er politely declined to say, "I escaped from the State of Jin against my father's orders. After my father died, I couldn't attend the funeral according to my son's etiquette. How dare I return to China and become king? Ask the doctor to designate someone else. " So Rick sent someone to Liang to see Yi Wu. Rui, the counselor of Shandong Province and Li Jue, thought that Li Jue would not let the son of Jin State be the monarch, but looked for Li Jue in exile. Unbelievable, he negotiated to exchange the land of Hexi for Qin's support for Yiwu's return to Jin, and promised to seal it to Rick with Fenyang City after Yiwu proclaimed himself emperor. [12] In the first 650 years (Jin and Yuan years), Yiwu ascended the throne, known as Jin Gonghui in history.

After Jin ascended the throne, he broke the agreement with Qin and Rick and killed Pi Zheng's father and Chyi Yu's doctor. Jin people think that Yiwu has broken his word, so they don't obey him. In 643 A.D. (the eighth year of Jin Dynasty), Jin was afraid of Jin people's attachment and sent after him. After hearing the news, Zhong Er, who had lived in Zhai for twelve years, discussed with Zhao Shuai and others and said, "I fled to Zhai, not because Zhai can help me, but because Zhai is close to the State of Jin and easy to reach, so I stopped here for the time being. After a long time, I hope to go to a big country. Qi Huangong likes to do good deeds, is determined to seek hegemony, and sympathizes with princes. " Now I hear that Guan Zhonghe has passed away, and Qi wants to find talents to help him. Why don't we go? "So, once again set foot on the road to qi. When leaving Zhai, he said to his wife, "If I don't come back in 25 years, you will remarry. The wife smiled and replied, "Twenty-five years have passed, and all the cypresses on my grave have grown tall. Even so, I will wait for you. " [ 13]

Zhong Er and his party first came to Weiguo. Wei Wengong saw that he was down and out and didn't treat them well, so he left Weiguo. All the way to Lu Wu (now southeast of Puyang City, Henan Province), Zhong Er was so hungry that he asked the villagers along the way for something to eat. Seeing that he was down and out, the villagers gave him a piece of soil to eat. Zhong Er was furious, and Zhao Shuai comforted him and said, "Earth symbolizes land. They mean giving in to you. You should salute and accept. " Thanked the villagers, put the clods in the car and went to Qi. [ 14]

Zhong Er Exile Road Map

When Zhong Er arrived in Qi State, Qi Huangong gave him a generous gift, and married Qi Jiang, a girl from the same school, to Zhong Er, with twenty Hummers. Zhong Er is very satisfied here and lives a comfortable life in Qi. [ 15]

In 639 (12th year of Jin Dynasty), Qi Huangong died, and Diao and others started civil strife. Later, Hong Xiao of Qi ascended the throne, and the vassal's army invaded many times, so the hegemony of Qi was absent at home and abroad. Zhong Er lived in Qi for five years, fell in love with his wife who married Qi, and gradually forgot his ambition, and did not intend to leave Qi. One day, Zhao Shuai and Hu Yan discussed how to leave Qi under a mulberry tree. Qijiang's maid heard their secret talk on the mulberry tree and secretly told Qijiang when she returned home. Qi Jiang actually killed the maid and advised Zhong Er to leave Qi quickly. Zhong Er said: "People are born to seek comfort and enjoyment. Why bother about other things? If you don't leave, you will die. " Qi Jiang said, "You are the son of a country, and you have no choice but to come here. Your followers regard you as life. You don't hurry back to China to repay hard-working courtiers, but you lust after women. I am ashamed of you. Besides, if we don't pursue it now, when will we succeed? " She cheated with Zhao Shuai and others and drove him out together. It was a long walk before Zhong Er woke up. After learning the truth, he was furious and took Ge to kill his uncle Hu Yan. Hu Yan said: "If killing me can achieve you, I would rather die." Zhong Er said, "If things don't go well, I'll eat your meat." Hu Yan said with a smile: "Things can't be successful. My meat is fishy and smelly. How can it be worth eating? " So Zhong Er calmed his anger and moved on. [ 16- 17]

When Zhong Er arrived in Cao Guo, Cao Gonggong was rude and wanted to peek at Zhong Er's threat. The doctor said: "Mr. Jin is smart and capable, and his surname is Ji here." You can't be so rude to him when he passes through our country in poverty. " Cao Honghong didn't listen to advice. Nuo fetters privately sent Zhong Er food and put a piece of jade under the food. Zhong Er accepted the food and returned the jade to Nuo. [ 18]

So he left Cao and came to Song. Song Xianggong was just defeated by the Chu army and was injured in the flood. When he heard that Zhong Er was clever, he accepted him as a national gift. Gong Sungu, Song Sima and Hu Yan had a good relationship, so he said to Jin Wengong and them, "Song is a small country, and it has just been defeated, so it is not enough to help you return to China. You'd better go to a big country. " Zhong Er and his party left the State of Song. [ 19]

Passed by Zheng and didn't receive them according to etiquette. Dr. Zheng persuaded: "The son of Jin is clever, and his subordinates are all pillars of talent. They are surnamed Ji like us. Zheng is a man and Jin is a man. Zheng Wengong retorted, "There are too many sons who have escaped from vassal states. How are they all received according to etiquette! " Uncle Zhan said, "If you don't treat him with courtesy, you might as well kill him, lest it become our future trouble." Zheng Wengong ignored Uncle Zhan's suggestion. [20]

Zhong Er left Zheng for Chu, and the king of Chu treated him as a vassal, but Zhong Er declined politely and dared not accept it. [2 1] Zhao Shuai said, "You have been on the run for more than ten years. Small countries generally despise you, let alone big countries. Today's Chu State is a big country that insists on being kind to you. Do not give up. This is the rise of God. " Zhong Er then met with Wang Cheng of Chu according to the etiquette of governors. The King of Chu treated Zhong Er well, while Zhong Er was very humble. At the banquet, King Chu Cheng said, "If you can return to the State of Jin in the future, what will you use to repay me?" Zhong Er said: "Rare birds and animals, pearls and jade articles, silks and silks are all rich, and I don't know what gifts to repay them." King Chu Cheng said, "Even so, what should you use to repay me?" Zhong Er said, "If necessary, if I meet your soldiers in the plains and lakes, I will stay away for you." [22] On hearing this, Yu Zi, the general of Chu State, said angrily to King Chu Cheng, "Your Majesty, you are too kind to King Jin. Today, Zhong Er made rude remarks. Please kill him. " King Chu Cheng said, "The son of Jin is noble in character. He has been fighting outside for a long time, and his entourage are all national talents. This is arranged by God. How can I kill him? Besides, what can his words refute? " [23] After living in Chu for several months, the King of Jin in Qin learned that he was seriously ill and left without saying goodbye. Qin is very angry. Hearing that he lives in Chu State, he invited him to the State of Qin. King Cheng of Chu said, "Chu is too far away from Jin, and it will take several countries to reach it. Qin is at the junction of Jin, and its monarch is very wise. Go! " Wang Cheng presented many gifts to Zhong Er. [24]

In the autumn of 637 (14th year of Jin Dynasty), he went to Qin State and married five women from the same clan, including the wife of Prince Ni (Huaibo/Wenbo). Zhong Er has no intention of accepting the prince's wife. Xu Chen said, "We are going to attack the country, not to mention his wife! Moreover, you accept this woman for the sake of marriage with the State of Qin and for the sake of returning to the State of Jin. Don't you just stick to small manners and forget the big shame! " Zhong Er then accepted his son's wife. Qin Mugong was very happy and personally hosted a banquet for Zhong Er. Zhao Shuai recited the poem Su Miao. Said, "I know you want to go back to Kim as soon as possible." Zhao Shuai and Zhong Er left their seats and thanked Qin Mugong again: "Our isolated courtiers rely on you, just as Cooper looks forward to knowing the good rainy season." [25]

Ruling period

Zhong Er came back to life.

Zhong Er-Jin Wengong restoration plan

Main content: the status dispute between Jin and Jin.

In September 637 (14th year of Jin Dynasty), Jin died, and the prince succeeded to the throne as Duke Huai of Jin. [27] After Jin Huaigong acceded to the throne, he was afraid of Qin's crusade, so he ordered the fugitives to return to Jin on schedule, but failed to kill all the family, because his uncle Hu Yan and Fox Mao did not return, and Jin Huaigong killed his grandfather. [28] In November, he was buried in Jinan. 12, doctors of the state of Jin, Luan Zhi, Qian Gu and others heard that Zhong Er was in the state of Qin, and they secretly came to persuade Zhong Er, Zhao Shuai and others to return to the state of Jin. So Qin Mugong sent troops to escort Zhong Er back to the state of Jin. When Duke Huai of Jin heard that Qin Jun was coming, he sent troops to resist, but people knew that Zhong Er was coming back and were unwilling to resist. Only the old ministers of Jin Dynasty, Lu and San refused to let him reign. [29]

In the spring of 636 AD (the first year of Jin Wengong), the State of Qin escorted Zhong Er to the bank of the Yellow River. Facing Zhong Er, who is about to ascend the throne, Hu Yan said, "I followed you around the world and made too many mistakes. I know all about it. I request to leave now. " He said, "If I go back to Jin, if I have any disagreement with you, please ask Hebo to testify!" So Zhong Er threw the jade into the Yellow River and swore an oath to Hu Yan. At that time, Jiezitui was also a follower. When he was on the boat, he said with a smile: "It is true that God is supporting the rise of the son, but Hu Yan thinks that this is his own credit, which was taken from the king. It's shameless I don't want to be in his column. " Then he hid and crossed the Yellow River. Qin Jun surrounded Hu Ling, and 8 jin j was stationed in Liu Liu. At the wedding in February, Hu Yan and Dr. Qin Jin formed an alliance. On the day of Renyin, Zhong Er entered the Jin army. On the afternoon of the third day, Zhong Er arrived in Quwo. Ding Wei, went to Wu Palace to worship the memorial and see me off. Ministers have all gone to Quwo to worship. Duke Huai of Jin fled to sorghum. On May Day, Zhong Er sent someone to kill Duke Huai of Jin. [30] That night, Lu Zhishen and Rui wanted to set fire to it and were known. Lu Zhishen and Rui fled to the Yellow River and were trapped and died. [3 1]

Qin Wang Zhou Shi

Main content: the rebellion of Zhou Wangzai.

In 636 BC (the first year of Jin Wengong), the younger brother of King Xiang of Zhou robbed the thief's sister-in-law, and a fire broke out with King Xiang of Zhou. The prince and the attack on Zhou defeated Zhou Jun greatly. King Xiang of Zhou fled to the state of Zheng and sued the princes.

In the spring of 635 (two years), Qin Mugong received an urgent official document from Zhou Tianzi, and stationed troops on the banks of the Yellow River to prepare for the war. Zhao Shuai persuaded with the sense of smell of politicians: "It is best to support Zhou hegemony. Both the Zhou royal family and the Jin state are Ji surnames. If the state of Jin does not escort Zhou back to Beijing first and lags behind the state of Qin, it will be impossible to give orders in the world. Today, respecting Zhou Wang is the capital of Jin's hegemony. " [32] On the first day of March, Jin arrived (now southwest of Jiyuan, Henan Province), surrounded Wen (now west of wen county, Henan Province) and escorted King Xiang of Zhou back to Luoyi, the capital of Zhou State. In April, kill Wang Zidai. King Xiang of Zhou was very moved and gave Hanoi and Yang Fan to the State of Jin. [4]

Large Zhongyuan

Jin Wengong

Main items: destroy Wei, Cao and the Central Plains.

In 633 BC (the fourth year of Jin Wengong), King Chu Cheng and allied governors surrounded the State of Song, and Gong Sungu of the State of Song rushed to the State of Jin for help. Xian Zhen said: "Today is the day when the benefactor decides to dominate." Hu Yan said, "Chu just occupied Cao and married Wei for the first time. If you attack Cao and Wei, Chu will save them, and Song will be spared. " Jin Wengong organized three armies to crusade against Chu's allies Cao and Wei. In December, the Jin army captured the eastern foot of Taihang Mountain and named the original city Zhao Shuai. [33]

In the spring of 632 (five years), Jin Wengong took Xunlin's father as Yu Rong and Wei Gui as Che You, and led 800 Jin troops to take the south to crusade against Cao's way of defending the country, which was rejected by Wei Chenggong. The Jin army had to bypass the Yellow River to attack Cao and crusade against the country from the south. In the first month, the Jin army captured five deer. In February, he and Qi formed an alliance in the broken jar. Wei succeeded in seeing the Jin army besieged, and Jin and Qi became friends again. He asked to join the alliance, but Jin Wengong refused. Wei Chenggong wanted to form an alliance with Chu, but wei ren opposed it. As a result, Wei successfully drove Wei out to please the state of Jin. Wei Chenggong lived in Xiangniu, and his son bought it to defend his country. Chu saved the nation and failed to win. 8 Jin Jun won without fighting.

In March, 8 Jin Army attacked Cao in the south, and in the afternoon of March, 8 Jin Army attacked Cao Capital (now Dingtao, Shandong Province) and listed the crimes of Cao Gonggong, because Cao Gonggong did not listen to his instructions and let 300 beautiful women pull his gorgeous car. In return for his kindness, Jin Wengong ordered the army not to enter Nuo's family.

The Jin army attacked Cao and Wei, hoping to lure the Chu army to the north and wait for success. However, the Chu army did not take the bait, but stormed the Song State, and Song once again rushed to attack the 8 Jin Army. If you want to save Song, you should attack Chu, because Chu is kind to Chu, but doesn't want to attack Chu, and wants to give up saving Song. However, Song is kind to Jin, so it is bound to lose Song, so it is in a strategic passive position. Xian Zhen urged, "Take Cao Bo and give the land of Cao Wei to Song. Chu must be anxious about this, then Chu will definitely give up attacking Song State. " So Wen Gong listened to Xian Zhen's advice, and King Chucheng really led the army to leave the State of Song. [34]

The general of Chu was arrogant, opposed withdrawing troops and insisted on going to war with Jin. Wang Cheng, king of Chu, said, "The Duke of Jin has been in exile for nineteen years. He was trapped for too long and finally returned to the State of Jin. Because he has tasted all the difficulties and obstacles, he can treat the people correctly. God opens the way for him, and he is unstoppable. " Yu Zi still wants the soldiers to say, "I dare not make achievements, but I just want to stop slanders." The king of Chu was very angry and only gave him a few troops. [35] At this time, he and Qi had different ambitions and passively cooperated with the State of Jin. The state of Jin faced the decisive battle with Chu alone. Jin Wengong used the suggestion that Song bribed Qin and Qi with land, and asked the two countries to ask Chu to withdraw their troops, and told Chu about it, creating contradictions between Qin, Qi and Chu, and at the same time dividing Cao, Wei and Song, and strengthening their determination to resist Chu. Chu was unwilling to give up Cao Wei, and Qi and Song were unwilling to form an alliance with Chu. In the end, he had no choice but to form an alliance with the state of Jin, and the soldiers pointed directly at Chu. [36]

Chengpu war

Battle of Chengpu

Main projects: Chu Wei Zi's battle between Song Dynasty and Chengpu and its retreat.

In the summer of 632 BC (five years), Wan Chun was sent to negotiate with Jin: if Jin promised to restore Cao and Wei, Chu would lift the siege of Song Dynasty. This is Yu Zi's plan to kill two birds with one stone. If the State of Jin agrees to his request, Cao, Wei and Song will be grateful to the State of Chu. If the state of Jin does not agree to his request, then Cao, Wei and Song will resent the state of Jin. Hu Yan, a doctor in the Jin Dynasty, immediately fell into the trap of Yu Zi and said, "Yu Zi is very rude. My monarch only got one copy, but their courtiers got two copies, so they can't promise. " Xian Zhen, on the other hand, saw through Yu Zi's mechanism and said, "This is a courtesy to appease people. Chu has designated three countries in one sentence, and it is impolite for us to destroy you in one sentence. If you don't promise Chu, you will give up Song. It is better to make a private promise to restore Cao Cao, protect the country and defend the country to lure Chu, detain Wan Chun to anger Chu, and make plans according to the results. " Jin Wengong took advantage of the suggestion, secretly promised Cao and Wei to restore the country, and suggested that they break with Chu, while detaining the envoys of Chu.

Yu Zi, the general of Chu, was very angry. He led the army northward to attack the Jin army and advanced to Tao Qiu. Jin Wengong was tired of the Chu army, and in order to fight against Chu on the scheduled battlefield, he induced Yu Zi to underestimate his enemy. Officer Chu asked, "Why did you retreat?" Hu Yan said: "In the past, when we were in Chu, we agreed not to leave home during the war." Jin Wengong's leaving the palace is not only a reward for the courtesy before Chu became king, but also a lure to the enemy. ChuJun also want to retreat, but Yu Zi don't agree. [37]

On the fifth day of April, Jin Wengong, Song Chenggong, Qi Guifu, Cui Yao and Qin Xiaozi led the troops in Chengpu (south of Fanxian County, Shandong Province). With the help of Zheng, Chen, Cai and others, he led his troops to pursue victory and set up camp in the danger of Langya Mountain. [38] Yu Zi sent Dou Bo to the State of Jin, and Jin Wengong promised to go to war the next morning. [39] Then, during the inspection of the army, the Jin army had 700 chariots, which were fully equipped, and cut down local trees as supplementary combat equipment. [40]

It's April, and the Jin army is already in position in the north. Yu Zi, the general of Chu State, led 600 soldiers disguised as China army and said, "The State of Jin will be wiped out today!" Zi Xi commanded Zuo Jun of Chu, and Zi Shang commanded the right army of Chu. Xu Chen led the state of Jin into the army, and built war horses with tiger skins to attack the Chu, Chen and Cai allied forces. Chen and Cai saw Jin's war horse in tiger skin at a distance, and they were terrified. The soldiers fled everywhere, and Chu's right army was defeated. Fox Mao led the Jin army to set up two flags to pretend to retreat, Luan Zhi led the Jin army to let the chariots drag the branches to pretend to escape, and the Chu army was deceived and pursued. Yuan Zhen and Jiao Qin led Zhong Jun of the State of Jin to kill the Chu army in the middle, while fox fur and Hu Yan commanded the army to attack the west from both sides. Zuo Jun of Chu was defeated, and the Chu army failed. Jade son fled back to China with beaten army, and committed suicide. [43] The Jin army lived in the Chu military camp for three days, ate the captured rations, rested for three days, and transferred troops smoothly. On April th, the Jin army arrived in Hengyong, and was building a palace for King Xiang of Zhou. [44]

Dominate the prince

Main projects: soil training alliance

At the end of May in 632 BC (the fifth year of Jin Wengong), Jin Wengong presented the prisoners to King Zhou Xiang, and Zheng Wengong presided over the ceremony for King Zhou Xiang. King Xiang of Zhou entertained Jin Wengong with sweet wine and advised Jin Wengong to drink. King Xiang of Zhou appointed the king as the leader of the vassal, and gave him a war car, a red bow, 100 red arrows, 10 black bows, 1000 black arrows, 10 fragrant wine and 300 warriors. Jin Hou politely declined many times and finally accepted the salute. King Xiang of Zhou wrote about the life of Duke Xiang of Jin, so Jin Wengong dominated. On Guihai Day, the king allied himself with his ministers in the palace. [45] In June, Jin Wengong resumed the status of Wei Hou [46], while Jin Wengong resumed the status of vassal around Cao Bo. [47]

In the winter of 632 (five years), the Emperor of Zhou summoned the governors to join forces with Qi Zhao Gong, Song Chenggong, Cai Zhuanghou, Wei Shuwu and Juzi under construction (now Yuanyang, Henan). [5]

In the summer of 63 1 year (six years), Wang, Song Gongsungu, Qi, Chen Tu and Qin Xiaozilin joined forces in Zhaiquan (present-day Henan) to consolidate the alliance of practicing soil and plan a crusade against Zheng [48].

Qin Jin Fazheng

Reference: When candles quit Qin.

630 years ago (seven years ago), in order to prevent Chu from advancing northward [49], Jin Wengong and Qin Mugong surrounded Zheng, trying to get Uncle Zhan, Jin Wengong's benefactor in exile. Uncle Zhan committed suicide when he heard about it. Zheng Guoren took Uncle Zhan's body to Jin Wengong, but Jin Wengong said, "You must get Zheng's consent." Zheng Wengong was afraid, so he secretly sent candles to provoke Qin Mugong. Finally, with the eloquence of candle power, Qin Mugong retreated, and the State of Jin also retreated. [50]

Although the state of Jin did not destroy Zheng, I never dared to be rude to the state of Jin again. Before 628 (nine years), Gong Zilan succeeded Zheng Mugong after his death. When Zheng Mugong was in power, he was always an important follower of the State of Jin. [5 1]

natural death

Before 628 (nine years), Jin Wengong died, and the son Huan succeeded to the throne, which was called Duke Xiang of Jin in history.