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He must have met with difficulties, but I didn't see any retreat from his angular face.
(3) The key is to have a heart that loves the truth, meet the truth anytime and anywhere, and absorb the truth. Goethe
When he got home, the first thing he saw was his little daughter! She ran to her father, hugging and kissing. She was even more ecstatic when she saw him bring back singing and dancing larks.
(5) Meeting an acquaintance in a strange city is really looking for a needle in a haystack.
(6) The key is to have a heart that loves truth. Whenever you meet the truth, you will absorb it. Goethe
(7) In the United States, I occasionally meet a fucking China man who pretends to be a banana salesman and pretends that ABC can't speak Chinese. At this point, I inherited the tradition of hating being forcibly struck by lightning, exposing my left upper arm. A cowpox indicates that the goods came from the mainland.
I had a quarrel with Xiao Li just now, but I happened to meet him after work. This road is very narrow.
(9) If you meet Linus Stowaz, he gives the impression that he is a gentle and down-to-earth Finnish-American.
(10) How I wish I could meet unexpectedly and never meet again.
(1 1) As expected, he met Steiner and walked out, pale and in a trance.
(12) Meeting you is accidental, but liking you is not sudden. It is natural to fall in love with you, and it is natural to miss you every day.
(13) One day later, I met Mr. Moswitt, a famous traveler.
(14) Not long after, Fix met Passepartout again on the dock. He lingered there, looking around, thinking that he should see everything during the trip.
(15) One day, friendship and love met. Love asks friendship: Why do you have me in the world? Friendship said with a smile: love can make people cry, and the existence of friendship is to help people dry their tears! Between friends, there is little concern.
(16) He met a poor friend in the street and gave him all his fifty dollars.
(17) I wanted to avoid each other, but I didn't expect to meet in the narrow road and meet here again.
One day, friendship and love met. Love asked: Why do you still exist in my world? Friendship said with a smile: love can make people cry, and my existence is to help people dry their tears.
(19) What we like and what we play badly.
(20) The person I love, I hope to occupy his life. Before he met me, he had no past and left me a blank. Qian Zhongshu
(2 1) The next day at work, Lao Li met Xiao Wang and asked, Lao Di went home yesterday (finishing). Did sister let you into the room?
One day, Xiao Li went shopping and happened to meet his second uncle. He quickly asked, "Ercai, where did you buy your uncle?" The second uncle was unhappy: "I am so old that I can't even speak human words!" " " .
Like many other students, this university has broadened my horizons. I met friends from all over the world and volunteered at the Davos Forum.
She's a bad egg. I lose money every time I meet her.
Bad bosses are a dime a dozen. It's hard to meet a good one.
If I am lucky enough to meet you as a test, you will find a new lover, at least make me sad. Jinny Ng
(27) Just happened to be miserable, just happened to choose to give up, just happened to forget and choke, just happened to meet you.
Some people meet like meteors. Moment and admiration have sparks, but they are destined to pass by in a hurry. 29. If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I hadn't believed all the way, I probably wouldn't be myself at this moment.
We should miss each other every day, but don't meet each other every day. I am in charge of beauty, and you are in charge of making money. You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum ... cook noodles with rat poison!
(30) I am such a child. I am honest and don't lie. But if one day you meet a child looking up at the sky in the street, it must not be me. Because when I look up at the sky, no one sees it. Jing M.Guo
(3 1) I can't stand falling in love too early, meeting too late, hurting too little fate, and loving too many peaches. True love is neither too early nor too late, neither too much nor too little, it is you, it is you. Life is a road, you meet different people on the road, some stay with you for a while, and some stay with you for a lifetime. Cherish people around you!
If you meet an obviously beautiful girl in your teens, but you don't want to peek at her body at all, let alone fantasize about things related to lust in your mind, it proves that you like her. And it is the real kind of love. sly/tricky
A British Airways pilot said that flying over volcanic ash felt "a bit like finding your way on a badger's ass". At 1982, the pilot encountered a dust plume from Kanengen volcano in Indonesia.
Lao Wang met him one day and laughed that the matchmaker's face had been swept away. Why didn't the two marriages get together?
(35) She can see things in the western United States, and maybe have a chance to hunt cows or meet villains or real Indians.
We all want the love of holding hands and getting married, but we live in an era when there is no result in bed. The most helpless thing for men is to meet a girl who wants to take care of her life at the age when she has the least material ability. What women regret most is "meeting people who can't wait at the best age!" Rao Xueman
(37) Every morning, I meet a parallelepiped with an abominable name, with the satisfaction of a dog, satisfied with business as usual, the same woman, the same shoes, the same smell of toothpaste around me, and the same depression in the opposite house. Julio Kortazar
I am a wolf and you are a sheep. When this wolf meets your sheep, I am willing to be a sheep and let you be a wolf. I am a gentle and considerate wolf in sheep's clothing, and you are a lively and savage pseudo-wolf sheep. In order to love you, I became a wolf in sheep's clothing. I just want to protect your sheep all my life!
You have met all kinds of people for all kinds of reasons in your life. Neil? Gaiman
(40) There is a joke that 0 in Arabic numerals meets 8, and 0 says to 8, do you think I won't recognize you by tying my waist with a belt? After leaving Hong Kong for a few years, I really think she has changed from 0 to 8! So, I always try to untie my belt at 8: 30 ... Wong Kar-wai.
(4 1) worry about work year after year, and work overtime every day like a monkey; There is no reason to be scolded every day for working overtime without pay. When you see the boss, you lower your head and shake your head when you get paid. Worried at the end of the month, I don't know when it will end!
We live in this world, which is really like getting on a train. It turns out that the people and things we meet are unpredictable. Zhang Guoli
Card described that during a foreign visit, he had to personally go to the bedroom of the embassy to wake up the President, and happened to meet Mrs. Bush who was still sleeping. Mrs. Bush looked surprised.
But it's better than I expected. I thought I would hand in a blank sheet of paper! I thought I would meet acquaintances or classmates in the examination room, but I didn't.
(45) The most helpless thing for a man is to meet a girl who wants to take care of her all her life at the most incompetent age. Rao Xueman
Strange to say. Sometimes on the street corner, I suddenly meet someone who has been away for 30 years, or someone I thought was dead. We were both scared to death. Nice is full of ghosts. I hope I won't join them at once. Patrick? Modiano
Girls' Day is coming. I wish you dance with Cute and say hello to Jiao Qiao. Go shopping with happiness and break with sadness completely; Stride towards happiness and enter the sweet garden; Meet the beloved male god and knock on the door of love.
As early as the day before his wife gave birth six weeks ago, I met him in the market in the south to buy canned Neve food.
When I was shopping in a furniture store the other day, I met a worker who looked like an Indian.
At this time, an air defense exercise happened.
(5 1) On Halloween night, it is very useful for women to invite men to accompany them at parties. Please prepare amulets and small bags of plasma for the men's carnival. It is useful to meet vampires. If you meet other kinds of ghosts, please treat them with candy. I wish you a happy Halloween encounter with ghosts.
In fact, before meeting Rick, she had married Laszlo, the leader of the French underground army.
I have bad luck. I met a good one at first, but then it was difficult. Who can I value in the future? Yi Shu
(54) In my life, how many confidants can I meet who really know you, who can be crazy, playful and funny with you, and who can stand up and dance after hearing the dance music? How many people can you meet who know you and like you in the way you like? I dare not say how many, because I have only met Ramon in my life! Bailesi
(55) On the fifth day of the first month, the God of Wealth, firecrackers, and fireworks all burst into flames, and Baoyu went out to see money everywhere. When I went home, I found Man Cang, the God of Wealth and all five roads together. Congratulations: lucky people have their own natural beauty and wealth comes uninvited. I wish you a new year and a new atmosphere, make a fortune and make good luck!
(56) are common feelings, common words. I met a poet by chance, and many novel poems changed. You didn't know the power of wine until you were drunk, but you didn't know its weight until you fell in love with it. You can't be my poem any more than I can be your dream. Hu Shi
We, China's neighbors, had better be prepared to meet any intention you hide under the disguise of good neighbors when you arm yourself with deadly weapons.
If you happen to meet a foreigner and sleep with him, don't be surprised that he is not circumcised.
If there is a next life, remember not to be too far away from me, because I'm afraid I won't have a chance to meet you.
I am a senior lawyer, but this is the first time in my life that I have encountered many things. How can you be sure that what is ugly in court will be beautiful in life? Chi Haidong
(6 1) If you encounter a group fight, get out of the way.
(62) On the first day of the fifth lunar month, I met five gods of wealth, each holding a cornucopia. Please come in happily. The god of wealth asked you what you wanted, but you smiled and pointed to the cornucopia. All five cornucopias were presented, so you bought the Macau Grand Casino easily!
One day I took my nephew to the street to meet my ex-girlfriend. After my ex-girlfriend got married, she took her husband by the hand and tried to humiliate me. So he said, "Are you married?" I wonder how to answer her. Suddenly my nephew said, "Dad, let's eat ice cream!" " "Then he said to my ex-girlfriend," Mom, why didn't you come to see me for such a long time! " "After that, my ex-girlfriend's husband was in chaos. ?
The lazy cat lying in bed should get up. Come on. One, two, three, don't move. Three, two, one, sorry. Get up quickly. Get up quickly. Altman will call you again. Get up early, get up early, go out and meet you, and everything goes well.
(65) The woman on the wall of the Red Chamber is resting, taking off her robe and going to bed alone. Prostitution. Who squeezes the windowsill? The two thieves looked at each other. Flowers floating in the water, one woman and two thieves, can't get rid of this idea, climbing the wall and meeting a German shepherd.
At the end of the Spring Festival holiday, please take your "happiness", your "happiness", your "laughter" and your "sweet story" in turn, queue up and leave, go out and turn right, and ring the doorbell to report when you meet the "post section". Thanks for watching.
If I hadn't met them, I might have stayed alone in the dormitory in recent years.
I often meet them at the gate of middle school. When I see them crying, other children must be playing tricks on them.
These excellent people used to be the core group of environmentalists. I first met them in 1999. When I arrived in Kaohsiung, I became the cultural ambassador of Gaopingxi aborigines.
Bad bosses are a dime a dozen. It's hard to meet a good one!
(7 1) A shop assistant asked for leave and said that he would go to see a doctor. When the boss went out, he happened to meet the clerk with his girlfriend and asked, didn't you say to see a doctor? The clerk replied: boss, my girlfriend is a doctor!
Lao Wang was drunk and took a walk on the roadside. He met a tall and thin man and stood in his way. Lao Wang shouted, sorry! Lao Wang was angry when the other party didn't dodge or move. With the strength of wine, he went up and kicked the pole.
I met him in the street a month ago.
(74) In the Discovery Channel's Understanding the Universe with Hawking, Hawking said: "As long as we look at ourselves, we can know that intelligent life can completely evolve into something we don't want to meet." .
A tired hiker met another hiker deep in the jungle and said, "Nice to meet you. I was lost for three days. " .
Be happy, smile when you meet anything, and smile when you are unlucky. This is life. Xu jinglei
In the past, my relationship with Councillor Jones was very stiff. I hope I will never meet him again.
He met an ambassador colleague when he was in a hurry to eat fast food in the canteen. The latter praised him for keeping this secret, which surprised people when the president was ready to announce this important news.
Make public what happened to him just now is not his character.
I met a man who wore an auspicious Christmas hat, a happy Christmas gown, lucky Christmas socks, a rich Christmas bag and a sweet Christmas beard. I took a closer look, and it turned out to be you. You are the happiest Santa Claus. Give a gift!
(8 1) One day, friendship and love met. Love requires friendship. I exist in this world. Why do you exist? Friendship said with a smile, love can make people cry, and the existence of friendship is to help people dry their tears! Friends only worry about you occasionally, care about you and help you? Heart, I want you to be happy …
Like the meeting of seagulls and waves, we meet and come near. The seagulls flew away and the waves were rough.
You must write and tell her that you met a girl who looks like her in Bern.
Jun Xiao went to the party with half an iron bar. On the way, I met Nie Gannu and forced Nie Gannu to take it down, so I fought with my bare hands. After all, Xiao Jun came from Wujiang Concert Hall. In a confrontation, the wasp was thrown to the ground cleanly.
When I left the basketball court in frustration, I happened to meet Li Dongfang playing badminton with a group of people. On Monday, Peng turned grief into joy.
(86) I see Master Feng Daochang another day. They can just marry Jin Lan, burn incense, live together and die in pairs. ...
(87) On the way, the three men met Dian Wei and were surrounded by several soldiers. They came back from the camp and entered a side door next to Yuanmen.
(88) At 9 o'clock on the evening of August 6th, Meng Mou, a villager in Dongfeng Town, Kailu County, strolled in the town square with a big white dog, and happened to meet Liu Mou, a Lubei worker in Zhalute Banner, Gai Lou, Dongfeng Town, taking a puppy for a walk.
(89)1At noon in the summer of 996, Su He had a drink in Tianyicheng Hotel, Chasuqi Town, Tuzuoqi, and met Zhu Manshou, the first mate director of Tuzuoqi.
Xiao Na looked a little surprised. In this bustling crowd, I was able to meet an acquaintance, but it was somewhat unexpected. I grabbed the girl with a sharp head and got into the crowd and shouted.
(9 1) Yin and Yang are the most common types of antique shops. It is a bit exaggerated to say that there are antiques and cultural relics. After all, there are too few treasures and orphans in it, and Tuozai may not meet any of them. Most of them are commodities, at most a little higher than silver.
No, I just got up early today. Last night, my father told me that my mother had something to go out, and the children were worried about her, so they came to visit. When I arrived, I was met by my third sister and was regarded as a domestic thief.
The two men shouted in unison. The man who came in was none other than the man who met Xu Zizhen at the chrysanthemum exhibition yesterday.
(94) After the announcement of Jiangxia's harness was issued, the surrounding area of Jiangxia immediately caused vibration, and the eldest son of Jingzhou came out to harness the thieves. This kind of event is not encountered every day.
(95) In Taipei, the author met several mainland tourists who traveled freely. They went to Taipei alone to find friends or relatives of friends. When chatting with them in the same car, I feel that they are quite reserved.
(96) When she got home, Sirui wanted to find out why she was out of breath, and happened to meet her parents discussing something.
(97) I met Meng Zhijie and Bi Yingquan in Wuchang and came to my home in Shanghai with only a sigh.
It's getting dark and they are already hungry, but the visibility of the forest is very low, let alone looking for food, and even their own safety is hard to guarantee. If they meet another horrible creature, there will be no good luck today.
Fortunately, since I came here, the first person I met turned out to be Song Yuanqiao, a famous warrior in Wudang.
(100) At that time, we didn't know that we would meet a handsome Kazakh guy in the evening, and we didn't know that Cocotohai would be the place we missed most in Xinjiang.
(10 1) Hu is actually very powerful now. Unfortunately, he met Zhang Yiyue. In recent days, Zhang Yiyue stayed up all night, thinking that he could win the Tiger with his own wisdom.
(102) When meeting such a hot-tempered beauty, John Yang certainly knows that she can't vent her anger, otherwise she may end up embarrassed for a reason that she doesn't even know about this beauty.
(103) Most people can let go of their hands and feet in private, but this girl is alone in a crowded place. If you meet her, will you look like a psycho? Let go, character.
(104) People in the service industry are most afraid of meeting a self-righteous pseudo-rich man like Li. Since both groups are willing to share a private room together, he also saves trouble and quickly hands over the menu.
(105) Halfway through the trip, I met Wang Laohan who bought tofu in Hanwang Town. Wang Laohan is a real person. Every time he cuts tofu for Qi Daochang, he always cuts a large piece, which will be cooked in the long run.
(106) Shake to the stairs, meet my cousin and my second uncle, and run upstairs.
(107) It turned out to be Ye Xiangdong investigated by the Provincial Supervision Office! It's really an old leader, and it's not bad to be assigned to Haidong as the director of the public security bureau from the investigation department of the Anti-Corruption Bureau.
(108) Chen, who used to live in an orphanage, accidentally met the director in the toilet during a visit by the director of the federal Ministry of Education. At that time, Chen Zheng observed several magic weapons painted on the wall in the toilet.
(109) My dog is very good. One day, I was walking my dog in the community and met the security guard. They also said that your dog is really good and can't make trouble.
After the preliminaries this morning, I met Liu Henglin, the coach of the China diving team.
(1 1 1) It is not a glorious thing to enter the police station. Waiting until dawn is definitely not the way. Wouldn't it be a shame to meet three friends and four friends at the police station in broad daylight? ……
(1 12) Unfortunately, my father never told me that he had met Cai Yuanpei, Xu Zhimo, Lu Xiaoman, Lin and others.
(1 13) After that, whenever I meet Sister Liu while walking, I will make fun of her son.
(1 14) That year, Claudio lived in a hotel on the Second Ring Road in Beijing, and met several strange and enthusiastic young men in the hutong, chatting heartily.
(1 15) After passing Linxia County, I received a short message from Jiulun, Mo You, Nanchong, saying that I had come from Luqu and drove an off-road vehicle into Tibet, hoping to meet me on the way.
(1 16) is mainly an allusion to the dark side of people's hearts. When they met, many people survived. Because most of the people they meet are people who are harmful to society and do evil, they usually feel puzzled. So I won't disclose the solution 10 here.
(1 17) I never thought it would be foggy, and everyone was more dizzy until I met Jia Luhe.
(1 18) If we suddenly meet in this remote place, ordinary people will think that we have met a beautiful woman who often haunts us.
(1 19)2006 54 38+0, Shenyang Wulihe Stadium, China met Qatar for the seventh time, which was still struggling to qualify for the World Cup in Korea and Japan.
(120) To tell the truth, Zhao Tianhu is not a hero in Shangganling, and he is a fool if he is cheap, but he is deeply educated by China's traditional chivalrous spirit and is more willing to be brave and helpful.
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