Tell me some funny jokes.

Don't move, you are surrounded by blessings, immediately put down your troubles and surrender to happiness. All your troubles will be confiscated, you will be sentenced to a hundred years of happiness, exiled to the island of happiness, and supervised by good luck!

A Chinese teacher from Shandong read an ancient poem named "Wochun" by Lu You to her students.

Let the students dictate.

The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows

A student dictated the following

Wochun

I was stupid.

Mume smells the flowers,

I have no culture.

Lying on a branch will hurt your ass,

I have a low IQ,

Far away, like water,

Ask me who I am,

Eduardo Chun Lv.

A big donkey.

The coast is green,

I am a donkey,

The coast seems to be green,

I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green.

I am a stupid donkey.